Toast bitch
@moretoastpls.bsky.social
Blue collar lesbian commie
Free Palestine
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My head is full of fluid :(
January 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My head is full of fluid :(
UPDATE: I GOT MOZZARELLA STICKS
I need mozzarella sticks
January 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
UPDATE: I GOT MOZZARELLA STICKS
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Elon Musk effigy hanged in the same Italian square where Mussolini was hanged upside-down in 1945
January 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Elon Musk effigy hanged in the same Italian square where Mussolini was hanged upside-down in 1945
They should make a drug that has no negative health consequences and is something that the government can't drugtest me for. I don't want to feel gross or lose my job which leaves me no options ☹️ heinously unfair tbh
January 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They should make a drug that has no negative health consequences and is something that the government can't drugtest me for. I don't want to feel gross or lose my job which leaves me no options ☹️ heinously unfair tbh
I went to the grip store and they're fresh out 😕 no one knows when the next shipment will be
now more than ever, you need to get a grip
January 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I went to the grip store and they're fresh out 😕 no one knows when the next shipment will be
I wanna get drunk except I'm feeling sick and that will just make it worse. I try to only poison my body when its not already down but I'm bored and don't feel like being sober
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wanna get drunk except I'm feeling sick and that will just make it worse. I try to only poison my body when its not already down but I'm bored and don't feel like being sober
You have to put it in the rectum
do i put the thermometer in the front door or the back door of the cabin to see if it has a fever
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You have to put it in the rectum
I need mozzarella sticks
January 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I need mozzarella sticks
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checking alica's mentions and all the liberals lecturing her on how you beat fascism with civility and voting blue reminds me of this meme
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
checking alica's mentions and all the liberals lecturing her on how you beat fascism with civility and voting blue reminds me of this meme
I didn't have top surgery I had an orchiectomy 🤘🤘
*smokes a whole entire bowl*
my boobs are like two giant nutsacks
my boobs are like two giant nutsacks
January 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I didn't have top surgery I had an orchiectomy 🤘🤘
I'm reading the rise of kyoshi (as in avatar the last airbender) and I'm having such a great time this bitch is gay and full of rage
January 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm reading the rise of kyoshi (as in avatar the last airbender) and I'm having such a great time this bitch is gay and full of rage
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Balling myself up like a roly-poly, as a treat.
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Balling myself up like a roly-poly, as a treat.
I would love someone to redo mrs doubtfire but as a horror film from the moms perspective bcs this shit is genuinely horrifying. Your stalker ex pretends to be a woman to gain your trust an access to your home and tries to sabatoge your life. Horrifying
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I would love someone to redo mrs doubtfire but as a horror film from the moms perspective bcs this shit is genuinely horrifying. Your stalker ex pretends to be a woman to gain your trust an access to your home and tries to sabatoge your life. Horrifying
I'm watching misses doubtfire for the first time and not to be a heinous joyless feminist bitch but like..... This guy sucks, he's genuinely abusive as hell
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm watching misses doubtfire for the first time and not to be a heinous joyless feminist bitch but like..... This guy sucks, he's genuinely abusive as hell
Playing around with wrapping yarn around my rattails and I don't think it looks good
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Playing around with wrapping yarn around my rattails and I don't think it looks good
Now is probably a bad time to be considering going on t huh
January 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Now is probably a bad time to be considering going on t huh
Who the fuck is bill and why is everyone talking about him
January 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Who the fuck is bill and why is everyone talking about him
Always rmember its free to go outside and piss on a bush, they can never take that away from you. Stay woke
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Always rmember its free to go outside and piss on a bush, they can never take that away from you. Stay woke
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Pardón.
I just dropped by to provide aid.
If you're sick of spam bot follows, here you go. You're welcome.
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I just dropped by to provide aid.
If you're sick of spam bot follows, here you go. You're welcome.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Click subscribe and click block all and watch them POOF. (:
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Pardón.
I just dropped by to provide aid.
If you're sick of spam bot follows, here you go. You're welcome.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Click subscribe and click block all and watch them POOF. (:
I just dropped by to provide aid.
If you're sick of spam bot follows, here you go. You're welcome.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Click subscribe and click block all and watch them POOF. (:
Maybe I am a girl after all
January 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Maybe I am a girl after all
If humans laid eggs and could give consent to have their eggs eaten would they be considered vegan?
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If humans laid eggs and could give consent to have their eggs eaten would they be considered vegan?
Joe biden? More like joe mama
January 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Joe biden? More like joe mama
Inside of me are two wolves. One of them wants to go shower and the other one doesn't.
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Inside of me are two wolves. One of them wants to go shower and the other one doesn't.