bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post

here’s a cat i met in oaxaca

dude walked into the cafe car looked me straight in the eye n said “this is the snack kingdom”

los angeles to oakland on the pacific starlight

me: hey can i get a seat on the left side of the train if you have one?
amtrak agent: sure that’s $25
me: ok
aa: payable in cash directly to my pocket
me: ahh good thing i don’t have any cash on me, i’m very gullible

introduced my friend to online chess and now i don’t have a friend i have an ipad kid

in the cathedral with four tet

can’t look at bluesky on the plane (too many nudes)

i asked for a martini extra dirty and the bartender went :-/ and i went “will that fuck it up?” and he went “ya”

tomorrow i fly to la, i won’t be back in nz for at least 4 months, and i have no idea if i’ll be in nz long term after that. evidence from my past suggests things will be just fine but i’ll be honest i am freaking out a little bit!!

is menswear guy on here

ohhhh yup