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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚
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Enchanted, the reader follows j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ through a midsummer's night in which tales of seduction interweave and oscillate between the sublime, comic, and passion to be seen, for whom life is a perpetual show emptied of every intimacy and joy
little more depressing than learning the names of the bands the first wave of britpop groups broke up and reformed as
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
the Christmas tree people have arrived in Brooklyn a full week before Thanksgiving

I don't need six weeks of #SpookySeason followed by two months of xmas shit. I worked in retail; I did my time
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My name is Darryl, I'm a baseball player
One thing I forgot to say-a
When I'm on the field I'm on top of the world
I get screams from all the girls

#lgm
Darryl Strawbery (f. U.T.F.O., Whistle & The Real Richie Rich) - Chocolate Strawberry
YouTube video by The 4-Track Is King
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November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
heard about Houston?
heard about Detroit?
heard about Pittsburgh, PA?
you oughta know not to
stand by the window
somebody'll see you up there
This is a really amazing map from #AmazingMaps
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?

Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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rinpu bizukitto
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
@alanar.bsky.social alas you have arrived far too late to do the Mets any good
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Inside the news are two Michael Wolves:
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@rainblurredsky.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Was flying over tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this is my gf (on drugs)
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
the lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
when the skies of November turn gloomy
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Another day in Mamdani's NYC
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ONE
FLAP
DOWN
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
penn state punter is 6'6" 292, never seen anything like it
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Got back to my hotel. Group got on elevator same time. Man (probably mid 40’s) sees a drink on the floor of elevator. Says it looks “brand new. Ice isn’t even melted.”
Him and his girl both start drinking it. “It’s great. Rum and Coke!”
THE FLOOR DRINK!
THE DRINK FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ELEVATOR!
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
@mollytempleton.com that's right
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
so much emboldening
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
it doesn't really count, because
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
love is always scarpering or cowering or fawning
you drink yourself insensitive and hate yourself in the morning
Man Out Of Time
YouTube video by Elvis Costello - Topic
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November 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM