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Nick Woods
@mookiedog.bsky.social
Artist, Maker (Freddie Laker?). Staunch supporter of real ale, public transport and live music.
Has someone increased the gravitational pull today? My face is sagging far more than the norm. Please re-set. Thanks
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Egret Du Jour
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Pardon? I’m a little hard of heron.
Today’s meander threw up this gent.
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Only 3 weeks until the days start getting longer again ⛅

Hang in there, SAD people ❤️
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Eating lunch at the in-laws yesterday. I totally misunderstood the workings of the salt shaker and ended up with a small mountain on my quiche. Quietly ate the lot without complaint or attention. I am my own worst enemy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Took delivery of a large item of furniture. The delivery guy helpfully struggled to place it in the garage. As he was driving away, I realised it wasn’t in the right place & I can’t shut the door, but rather than him know this, I just pretended to pick up leaves from the path, until he drove away.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Public service post: Collabageddon 2025 tasting notes.

What a weekend ahead.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Stupidest relationship red flags that should have alerted you to a wrong ‘un - go!

I once had a boyfriend who would eat a chocolate from a shared box and then PUT THE EMPTY WRAPPER BACK IN THE BOX, so the next person reaching for a Snickers or whatever would just get disappointment.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
And yet again, rather than buying the cake I want to eat, I find myself choosing the one left on its own..as if it has damn feelings!
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Egret du jour.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I.cant.stop.thinking.about.the.pie.i’m.going.to.have.for.my.dinner.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Egret Du Jour
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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And just like that,it's Sunday dipa time peepz! Overtone producing some of my fave dipa's at the moment! Juicy,hoppy and a little hint of booziness, excellent 👍 #BskyBeer
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Setting up for a gig at Au Bassin, and look, Brussels Calling on tap! #BskyBeer
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Heart stop moment walking through the park. 2 lads playing football & the ball comes hurtling towards me, I find my ancient body shifting gears & my brain is shouting, “WTF are you doing, you’ll fuck this up!!” but my foot connects with the ball, & with a satisfying thwack I kick it back with gusto.
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Glasshouse, Soho. Sam Adams’ Bitter…but a bit too flustered to remember any more details than that. #bskybeer
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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🍫 It’s Caribbean Chocolate Cake Day! 🍰

All four Siren CCC 2025 beers are now pouring at The Nag’s, and they’re unreal. 🤩

• Milk Chocolate CCC – smooth + lush
• Dark Chocolate CCC – rich + stunning
• Deconstructed CCC – complex + elegant
• Darth By CCC – a 14% huge delight from Siren × Emperors
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh do shut up ❤️🍒❤️
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oh Mike! RIP #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ahh the static riffing off the polyester #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Who the fuck choreographed this? #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Can’t watch this clip without recalling the excellent Big Train sketch #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Feeling much better today. Been to my favourite Salisbury haunts, Fisherton Gallery & shop, the thrift stores and the haberdashers. Had good coffee and cake, and now chilling in the cathedral grounds.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have a week off, solo, to catch up with art and get outside and walk walk walk. But I’ve picked up a merciless cold that’s holding me hostage, on a sofa, with blankets, tea and paracetamol. Pity party for one.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Seeing Stewart Lee tonight (yay) but with a 24-hour light Ménières attack going on in my brain and ears (not so frickin’ yay).
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM