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Monokai
@monokaiskeets.bsky.social
she/her/it 🏳️‍⚧️ | 21+ | foxthing pup | MDNI

motorcycle rider, frequency enjoyer. return to av if found.
New viral marketing hack

Set your LinkedIn visibility to hidden but make sure to set your current company to visible. Should see a substantial increase of visitors wondering why you’re looking at them.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“So uh, how about that weather today?”

*incredibly vigorous intercourse stops*
October 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“Wow that tree really is being rude to us”

“Yeah, it’s a… dysentery”
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“The bedroom temperature must be rivaling Antarctica” girl and her “15 layers and a space heater” girlfriend
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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The
"boy who doesn't like anyone seeing him shirtless"
to
"girl who doesn't care if the neighbours see her boobs through the kitchen window"
pipeline
July 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*has drank 48 ounces of coffee, halfway through Hozier's discography, opened 4 support tickets, and has killed a weeks worth of work in a few hours*

"man, I'm awfully locked in today"
June 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So to recap FWA 2025...

1. We ran the most powerful PA system the fandom has seen
2. @djgoofyvr.bsky.social brought us one of the first live timecoded sets to a furcon
3. @jjbbllkk.bsky.social absolutely killed it (probably one of the best sets I've mixed ever)

And I can't wait to do it again.
May 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You put on white noise to fall asleep. I put on Balatro gameplay to fall asleep. We are not the same.
May 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Using they/them as a default, is fine.

Using they/them for people that you already know their pronouns, is misgendering.
April 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Government Hospitality mugs implies the existence of Government Intimidation mugs
March 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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long derg
February 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Dudes rock
February 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
>play lofi radio
>it’s high fidelity
January 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing like looking retrospectively to figure out when you started dating only to find out it was an IKEA trip.
December 19, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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If I don't see chastity gear with the engraved words "Delay" "Deny" "Depose" by the next Furry con, I will be very mad.
December 9, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Merry Resolume renewal day for those who celebrate
December 2, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Times like these it's important to remember that life will take its course for better or for worse and we can get through that's thrown at us.

📷 First Sunrise of Toorcamp 2024
November 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 11:41 PM
BLFC 2024: New Horizoned.
October 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
PSA for those who want to use their own domain on bsky:

While most have it enabled for free nowadays, there's a handful of registrars who either charge or don't enable domain WHOIS privacy by default.

If you use a domain that doesn't have WHOIS privacy enabled, anyone can lookup your name/addy/ph.
October 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM
For All Time. Always.
November 10, 2023 at 9:21 PM
September 28, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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<Hi!>
...

<Sorry, my ears don't work that well.>
August 23, 2023 at 1:42 PM
August 20, 2023 at 2:46 PM
August 16, 2023 at 1:50 AM