Monk's Mood
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i am The One Who Understands
i am The Guy Who Gets It
i am The Guy Who Gets It
this gum has a great mouth feel. not too hard, not too soft. very quality.
December 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
this gum has a great mouth feel. not too hard, not too soft. very quality.
watching porn on my work laptop. hah! got you!! I work at the pornography factory, so it's fine! 🫵😂
December 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
watching porn on my work laptop. hah! got you!! I work at the pornography factory, so it's fine! 🫵😂
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Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
mfw I'm about to get 100% of the pussy in the club
December 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
mfw I'm about to get 100% of the pussy in the club
work Christmas party tomorrow. I bet the boss would really like something from the Super Mario Brothers. maybe a Mario figurine? no, too obvious. oh, I know, who was that other guy, Mario's friend? I'll get him one of him.
December 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
work Christmas party tomorrow. I bet the boss would really like something from the Super Mario Brothers. maybe a Mario figurine? no, too obvious. oh, I know, who was that other guy, Mario's friend? I'll get him one of him.
you guys ever click a mouse? nothing like it. #computers
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
you guys ever click a mouse? nothing like it. #computers
these aren't the worst balls I've had, but they're not the best
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
these aren't the worst balls I've had, but they're not the best
if soap cleans everything, then why don't they just make everything out of soap?
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
if soap cleans everything, then why don't they just make everything out of soap?
pelvic gonzo tattoo
December 12, 2024 at 11:59 PM
pelvic gonzo tattoo
idk i guess i'll post something on here what's going on whats' poppin weiners?
December 12, 2024 at 9:47 PM
idk i guess i'll post something on here what's going on whats' poppin weiners?
I haven'tt been on blue sky in a while. How's it hanging?
December 7, 2023 at 2:06 AM
I haven'tt been on blue sky in a while. How's it hanging?
just took a shit and named it after you
November 27, 2023 at 3:27 AM
just took a shit and named it after you
NO cumming anymore. not one drop.
November 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM
NO cumming anymore. not one drop.
I bought a team of oompa loompas from a cloning facility in bangalore. they are all lou dobbs. who wants to.come over for the weirdest blowjob of their life?
November 20, 2023 at 4:44 AM
I bought a team of oompa loompas from a cloning facility in bangalore. they are all lou dobbs. who wants to.come over for the weirdest blowjob of their life?
she dobbin on my.lou till iheart radio
November 20, 2023 at 4:40 AM
she dobbin on my.lou till iheart radio
imagine what he could do for you
November 18, 2023 at 3:18 AM
imagine what he could do for you
people who donate to politicians should have their money redirected to camgirls and botox. george santos is doing us a service.
November 17, 2023 at 9:43 PM
people who donate to politicians should have their money redirected to camgirls and botox. george santos is doing us a service.
in America,.it is customary to wear pants on date, yes?
November 17, 2023 at 6:31 AM
in America,.it is customary to wear pants on date, yes?
so Obama wrote a letter to America, so what? he's pretty articulate really, not surprising he's got a way with words 🤷♂️
November 17, 2023 at 1:24 AM
so Obama wrote a letter to America, so what? he's pretty articulate really, not surprising he's got a way with words 🤷♂️
coffee shops sure.are big for just serving a itty bitty cuppa coffee in there
November 17, 2023 at 12:10 AM
coffee shops sure.are big for just serving a itty bitty cuppa coffee in there
i hate the EYE DOCTOR. that bitch gets way TOO CLOSE to my EYES
November 16, 2023 at 12:41 AM
i hate the EYE DOCTOR. that bitch gets way TOO CLOSE to my EYES
voucher?? I hardly know her!
November 14, 2023 at 11:29 PM
voucher?? I hardly know her!
Free Business Idea: a place that sells used cars and the guy who sells them is, like, really wacky and you call him Wacky Dave or something and he does commercials
November 10, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Free Business Idea: a place that sells used cars and the guy who sells them is, like, really wacky and you call him Wacky Dave or something and he does commercials
jesus christ had a corkscrew penis
November 10, 2023 at 9:22 AM
jesus christ had a corkscrew penis