Monique Madrid
moniquemadrid.bsky.social
Monique Madrid
@moniquemadrid.bsky.social
Comedy writer, artist, ckd, chronic illness, chronic 🌳 , dogs > humans. Message me if you want to learn more about adopting my foster dog!
Dear Coldplay, White House concert next?
July 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don’t just want Trump d**d, I want all his enablers gone too.
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
April 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I have never been happier that I couldn’t afford to have kids.
April 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Had y'all just sent his ass to jail, we wouldn't be headed towards a Bigly Depression.
April 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I hate him so much
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I cannot believe things are so bad, other than the fact I absolutely knew things would be this bad.
March 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Weekends are good because he can’t fuck things up as bad as he can starting on Mondays.
March 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I watched the latest episode of The Pitt, and spent the whole night in a restless dream of being in triage. 🫠
March 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Dems, unless you dump Schumer don’t expect a dime from donors. Enough is enough,
March 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump has never learned to keep his tiny little grubby hands to himself.
March 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m sorry to admit this, but I kinda like rice cakes.
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I wish smoking cigarettes was good for you.
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I almost wish I had a Telsa just so I could sell my Tesla.
March 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Kimberly Guilfoyle’s ugly soul showed up on the outside. Gavin Newsom ugly had to come out in a podcast.
March 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I dropped and broke a brand new jar of peanut butter. Is that good luck or bad luck?
March 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
BREAKING: The News
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My Libby audiobook expired with 10% of the book left. Now there’s 554 people waiting for a copy. This is the worse thing to happen to me all year. 😩
March 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I apologized for crying, then realized I’d be a psychopath if I wasn’t crying from all that is going on.
March 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have never accidentally given the Nazi solute.
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM