Monica Millions
@monicamillions.bsky.social
West Philadelphia leatherwoman. One of the bad ones.
Clients, block me please (it doesn’t have to be weird).
Clients, block me please (it doesn’t have to be weird).
Pinned
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November 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
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Worlds are colliding, Jerry!
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Worlds are colliding, Jerry!
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Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive
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January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Overheard my 8-ball opponent tonight laboriously trying to explain to her teammate that her grandson is a trans man now. She had the patience of a saint. It was so charming
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Overheard my 8-ball opponent tonight laboriously trying to explain to her teammate that her grandson is a trans man now. She had the patience of a saint. It was so charming
This one is also me
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This one is also me
Me
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Me
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accidentally becoming the wrong kind of brooklyn doll and all the pretty dimes are taking turns over-tightening our wind-up key and putting Lucky Strikes out against our porcelain shell
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 AM
accidentally becoming the wrong kind of brooklyn doll and all the pretty dimes are taking turns over-tightening our wind-up key and putting Lucky Strikes out against our porcelain shell
Top: 2 years HRT, 4 years before FFS
Bottom: 7 years HRT, 1 year after FFS
Bottom: 7 years HRT, 1 year after FFS
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Top: 2 years HRT, 4 years before FFS
Bottom: 7 years HRT, 1 year after FFS
Bottom: 7 years HRT, 1 year after FFS
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Up next at #c4ac is a cube I’m tremendously excited to feature!
Girls’s Night by @monicamillions.bsky.social is a cube as skill testing as it is a brilliant, artful expression of what it means to be a woman living in 21st century patriarchy.
Tix here: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
Girls’s Night by @monicamillions.bsky.social is a cube as skill testing as it is a brilliant, artful expression of what it means to be a woman living in 21st century patriarchy.
Tix here: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
Cube Cobra List: Girls’ Night
### They'll say "drag is not dangerous" and "trans people don't want to hurt you". The truth is, we are. We do. The truth is, we want to destroy this whole joint and start over. Truth is, this party's...
cubecobra.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Up next at #c4ac is a cube I’m tremendously excited to feature!
Girls’s Night by @monicamillions.bsky.social is a cube as skill testing as it is a brilliant, artful expression of what it means to be a woman living in 21st century patriarchy.
Tix here: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
Girls’s Night by @monicamillions.bsky.social is a cube as skill testing as it is a brilliant, artful expression of what it means to be a woman living in 21st century patriarchy.
Tix here: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
artist’s rendition of how I met disiri
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
artist’s rendition of how I met disiri
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First proper pool practice session since starting APA leagues two weeks ago. Forgot how good it feels to just put your head down and drill the same shot over and over again.
I shot the same stop shot literally 100 times. I am feeling so good.
I shot the same stop shot literally 100 times. I am feeling so good.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
First proper pool practice session since starting APA leagues two weeks ago. Forgot how good it feels to just put your head down and drill the same shot over and over again.
I shot the same stop shot literally 100 times. I am feeling so good.
I shot the same stop shot literally 100 times. I am feeling so good.
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G*D SENT ME AN ANGEL (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
G*D SENT ME AN ANGEL (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
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all with boobs and everything?
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
all with boobs and everything?
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god i love making unto myself an idol
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
god i love making unto myself an idol
Beautiful tomato pie for my beautiful wife’s beautiful birthday
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Beautiful tomato pie for my beautiful wife’s beautiful birthday
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