Monads
monads.bsky.social
Monads
@monads.bsky.social
fnordographer. she/her.
life is a series of matryoshka cars to get out of, which is all an illusion over the machine anyway. russell's paradox probably figures into this somewhere.
you cannot escape the machine
July 22, 2023 at 12:47 PM
you cannot escape the machine
July 20, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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you deserve software built by people who love you
July 12, 2023 at 2:40 AM
good evening.
July 9, 2023 at 9:36 PM
the existence of a pre-flight checklist implies the existence of pre-fight, pre-freeze, and pre-fawn checklists
July 6, 2023 at 11:31 AM
bose qc35 gf // sony wh-1000xm4 gf
July 1, 2023 at 8:28 PM
pleasantly surprised at the frequency of learnings along the lines of "huh, it's just nervous system activation"
June 23, 2023 at 10:01 AM
finding of the morning: my web and android clients have different content filtering settings, which explains why i was seeing different things in my timeline on different devices.
May 21, 2023 at 1:31 PM
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grave indictment of software as a profession that like, actually working hard to make things nice for users is kind of low-status
May 17, 2023 at 7:36 AM
[grabbing a bottle of blue powerade] "time to solve *all* of my problems!"
May 14, 2023 at 10:46 AM
"after all, to the well-organised mind, a good smartwatch is but the next great adventure"
May 12, 2023 at 9:58 AM
realising with great annoyance that the reason i feel awesome in the mornings recently could well be because it's really really sunny.
May 10, 2023 at 10:06 AM
me: "yah, i'm not sure i really have adhd"
also me, scrolling down through an article: "this... is... short enough that i can actually read it! nice."
May 8, 2023 at 10:30 AM
the wheel turns
May 6, 2023 at 5:13 PM
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preserve fnordic culture
May 4, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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illegibility doesn't FEEL aggressive but it is perceived by many observers as infuriating, which asymmetry allowed buddhist monks to power reactors with it as early as the twelfth century
May 3, 2023 at 6:24 AM
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you are trying to touch the wrong grass using the wrong hands based on a wrong model of plants derived from being a shut-in and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out
May 2, 2023 at 6:20 AM
people be like "get out of the car!" one moment but then "this kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities" the next. make up your mind!
May 1, 2023 at 9:30 PM
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sufficiently persistent incompetence is functionally equivalent to malice
April 24, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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you have to be perplexitymaxxing
April 23, 2023 at 6:29 AM
"time to update your threat model" is just another way of saying "roll for initiative"
April 22, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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this kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use subgraph is illegal to build in most social networks
April 22, 2023 at 2:33 AM
sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
April 21, 2023 at 8:39 PM
the existence of powerade implies the existence of voltageade and currentade, and a means of producing the former from the latter.
April 18, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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6am-8am is for yearning
April 16, 2023 at 8:15 PM