molly 🦭
@molly57.bsky.social
i have written more tiny bios than any of my ancestors throughout human history combined.
Can we stop subjecting Olympic figure skaters to the most brutal questions possible after their programs? Watching athletes try to process trauma while getting flayed alive by NBC is not entertaining, it’s grueling. #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Can we stop subjecting Olympic figure skaters to the most brutal questions possible after their programs? Watching athletes try to process trauma while getting flayed alive by NBC is not entertaining, it’s grueling. #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
NBC is severely underestimating the amount of Stanley Tucci coyly galavanting around Milan I can handle #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
NBC is severely underestimating the amount of Stanley Tucci coyly galavanting around Milan I can handle #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics
Watching Hocus Pocus on Freeform. While I’ve had it on in the background around Halloween, I haven’t actually sat down and watched it in years.
It does a great job of grounding a fantastical story in the real world. For example, Northeasterners dragging a Californian kid at every opportunity: real!
It does a great job of grounding a fantastical story in the real world. For example, Northeasterners dragging a Californian kid at every opportunity: real!
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Watching Hocus Pocus on Freeform. While I’ve had it on in the background around Halloween, I haven’t actually sat down and watched it in years.
It does a great job of grounding a fantastical story in the real world. For example, Northeasterners dragging a Californian kid at every opportunity: real!
It does a great job of grounding a fantastical story in the real world. For example, Northeasterners dragging a Californian kid at every opportunity: real!
Reposted by molly 🦭
Disabled people are not getting a free ride.
They’re not stealing your tax dollars.
The process to get approved is dehumanizing & painful. It’s designed to make you quit.
You sacrifice your autonomy, dignity and independence for a benefit that forces you to live in legislated poverty.
They’re not stealing your tax dollars.
The process to get approved is dehumanizing & painful. It’s designed to make you quit.
You sacrifice your autonomy, dignity and independence for a benefit that forces you to live in legislated poverty.
September 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Disabled people are not getting a free ride.
They’re not stealing your tax dollars.
The process to get approved is dehumanizing & painful. It’s designed to make you quit.
You sacrifice your autonomy, dignity and independence for a benefit that forces you to live in legislated poverty.
They’re not stealing your tax dollars.
The process to get approved is dehumanizing & painful. It’s designed to make you quit.
You sacrifice your autonomy, dignity and independence for a benefit that forces you to live in legislated poverty.
It’s really a shame that @espn.com hid the #USOpen Men’s Doubles Final behind the paywall that is ESPN+, because that was a GREAT match. Especially in a tournament that’s had so many games that felt like shutouts. And everyone deserves to see Alcaraz jumping around for his boys! Come on!!
September 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there is something about the number of leos and geminis in professional tennis that is fascinating me right now.
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
there is something about the number of leos and geminis in professional tennis that is fascinating me right now.
and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly
September 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly
John McEnroe admonishing a player for a bad attitude is absolutely my favorite thing in the world. Sir, do you know…who you are? #USOpen
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
John McEnroe admonishing a player for a bad attitude is absolutely my favorite thing in the world. Sir, do you know…who you are? #USOpen
perhaps this is simply the most expensive ad of all time for the Daytona, FL Hard Rock Cafe
September 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
perhaps this is simply the most expensive ad of all time for the Daytona, FL Hard Rock Cafe
waiter, sympathetically: would you like to order any food while you wait?
me, with just half-finished glass of wine, staring across the table: no, i’m sure the white house will be here soon
me, with just half-finished glass of wine, staring across the table: no, i’m sure the white house will be here soon
September 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
waiter, sympathetically: would you like to order any food while you wait?
me, with just half-finished glass of wine, staring across the table: no, i’m sure the white house will be here soon
me, with just half-finished glass of wine, staring across the table: no, i’m sure the white house will be here soon
have we, as a nation, just been stood up by the president?
September 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
have we, as a nation, just been stood up by the president?
Reposted by molly 🦭
Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Reposted by molly 🦭
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
something beautiful about tennis is that John McEnroe will always be John McEnroe. he’s not predictable, but everything he says makes you go, “that’s exactly what you WOULD say, John McEnroe!” #usopen
#usopen2025
#usopen2025
August 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
something beautiful about tennis is that John McEnroe will always be John McEnroe. he’s not predictable, but everything he says makes you go, “that’s exactly what you WOULD say, John McEnroe!” #usopen
#usopen2025
#usopen2025
Oh Stephen Colbert and his writers really don’t care anymore. And this becomes clearer and clearer as the SECONDS PASS during this opening 💀
July 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh Stephen Colbert and his writers really don’t care anymore. And this becomes clearer and clearer as the SECONDS PASS during this opening 💀
Reposted by molly 🦭
I was quoted in this @teenvogue.com article about mask bans and the harm they pose for the disability community.
This is the kind of inclusive journalism Teen Vogue has been doing for years.
If Bezos purchases them, it’ll be the end to stories about disability, trans rights, immigrant rights etc:
This is the kind of inclusive journalism Teen Vogue has been doing for years.
If Bezos purchases them, it’ll be the end to stories about disability, trans rights, immigrant rights etc:
Mask Bans Are an Insult to Disabled People and Protesters Alike
The bans threaten disabled people and protesters alike.
www.teenvogue.com
July 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I was quoted in this @teenvogue.com article about mask bans and the harm they pose for the disability community.
This is the kind of inclusive journalism Teen Vogue has been doing for years.
If Bezos purchases them, it’ll be the end to stories about disability, trans rights, immigrant rights etc:
This is the kind of inclusive journalism Teen Vogue has been doing for years.
If Bezos purchases them, it’ll be the end to stories about disability, trans rights, immigrant rights etc:
Reposted by molly 🦭
if i quit my job, the space doesn’t…go away? it doesn’t punish the NYT? and i have to imagine that the calls to quit my job won’t end if i go to some other, equally compromised publication. so no, i have a large, influential platform and i will continue to try to use it as responsibly as i can
July 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
if i quit my job, the space doesn’t…go away? it doesn’t punish the NYT? and i have to imagine that the calls to quit my job won’t end if i go to some other, equally compromised publication. so no, i have a large, influential platform and i will continue to try to use it as responsibly as i can
Reposted by molly 🦭
Jamelle Bouie is one of the best writers in the country. Period. At anything. The things people say to him, usually with a huff of self-satisfied indignation, are *unbelievable*.
Believing your cause to be just is not a ticket to treat other people however you want.
Believing your cause to be just is not a ticket to treat other people however you want.
July 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jamelle Bouie is one of the best writers in the country. Period. At anything. The things people say to him, usually with a huff of self-satisfied indignation, are *unbelievable*.
Believing your cause to be just is not a ticket to treat other people however you want.
Believing your cause to be just is not a ticket to treat other people however you want.
using Give It Away as the cutaway song there was THE funniest choice cbs could have made, congratulations to the employee who has been waiting for god knows how long to make that joke #billsvschiefs
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
using Give It Away as the cutaway song there was THE funniest choice cbs could have made, congratulations to the employee who has been waiting for god knows how long to make that joke #billsvschiefs