@mojojumi.bsky.social
idk coffee, goats, existential dread, and kpop
I know that in reaction to tariffs some people are stocking up on toilet paper or quickly getting a new phone, but I’m laser focused on coffee and chocolate.
April 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I know that in reaction to tariffs some people are stocking up on toilet paper or quickly getting a new phone, but I’m laser focused on coffee and chocolate.
Grocery store disassociation music has shifted to Eminem 🍝
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Grocery store disassociation music has shifted to Eminem 🍝
Respect to the patron ahead of me at Costco buying nothing but cases of flavored sparkling water and warehouses bottles of vodka and tequila
March 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Respect to the patron ahead of me at Costco buying nothing but cases of flavored sparkling water and warehouses bottles of vodka and tequila
atp I’m composed almost entirely of peanut m&ms
February 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
atp I’m composed almost entirely of peanut m&ms
I need to sit in my car in the grocery store parking lot and stare into space for a little while so yeah everything is going swell.
Sorry if you wanted this spot.
Sorry if you wanted this spot.
February 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I need to sit in my car in the grocery store parking lot and stare into space for a little while so yeah everything is going swell.
Sorry if you wanted this spot.
Sorry if you wanted this spot.
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
“The King” eh? My French ancestors have feelings about that.
BREAKING: Donald Trump Declares Himself "The King" As He Ends Congestion Pricing. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Donald Trump Declares Himself "The King" As He Ends Congestion Pricing.
I don’t normally do midday posts like this one, and I am sorry for another post, but Donald Trump’s most recent remarks warrant it.
open.substack.com
February 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“The King” eh? My French ancestors have feelings about that.
Podcasts about the fall of empires seem great for today.
February 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Podcasts about the fall of empires seem great for today.
I’ve been focusing on life affirming things like cheese and K-pop because let’s not ever forget that resistance is found in joy 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💖
February 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve been focusing on life affirming things like cheese and K-pop because let’s not ever forget that resistance is found in joy 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💖
Happy "Sending Error Report to Google Earth for Mislabeling the Gulf of Mexico" Day
February 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Happy "Sending Error Report to Google Earth for Mislabeling the Gulf of Mexico" Day
I cannot imagine giving less of a 💩 about this superbowl or this president attending it. Unless Kendrick Lamar does something cool.
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I cannot imagine giving less of a 💩 about this superbowl or this president attending it. Unless Kendrick Lamar does something cool.
I deeply appreciate how reliably first graders will laugh at poop jokes.
February 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I deeply appreciate how reliably first graders will laugh at poop jokes.
Working outside in the rain on a ranch has its pros and cons. For example, con: it’s physically demanding and you get really wet. Pro: it’s honest work done honestly, so you’ll never run into the president or any of his appointees.
February 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Working outside in the rain on a ranch has its pros and cons. For example, con: it’s physically demanding and you get really wet. Pro: it’s honest work done honestly, so you’ll never run into the president or any of his appointees.
Everyone being so painstaking polite in the restocked Costco egg section, because honestly it feels like a brawl could break out any minute.
February 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Everyone being so painstaking polite in the restocked Costco egg section, because honestly it feels like a brawl could break out any minute.
Unable to tell if that sick feeling in my stomach is a result of the current president or a bad flourless chocolate muffin.
February 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Unable to tell if that sick feeling in my stomach is a result of the current president or a bad flourless chocolate muffin.
It’s like Republicans have forgotten that Captain America was created to punch Hitler in the face.
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s like Republicans have forgotten that Captain America was created to punch Hitler in the face.
I want to say something clever about Punxsutawney Phil and Aristotle's hedgehogs, but honestly, idgaf
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I want to say something clever about Punxsutawney Phil and Aristotle's hedgehogs, but honestly, idgaf
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THIS AMERICAN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO WORK TOGETHER WITH A FUCKING FASCIST TO FIND COMMON GROUND ON WHICH PARTS OF DEMOCRACY WE NO LONGER NEED
"It is very clear that, if there is a middle of all of this hot mess of division, Americans want us to work together when we can and find common ground," Sen. Amy Klobuchar tells the Opinion writer Michelle Cottle.
Opinion | Amy Klobuchar on How Democrats Can Combat America’s ‘Hot Mess of Division’
The Minnesota moderate has thoughts on how her party can move forward.
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
THIS AMERICAN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO WORK TOGETHER WITH A FUCKING FASCIST TO FIND COMMON GROUND ON WHICH PARTS OF DEMOCRACY WE NO LONGER NEED
Watching an apocalypse drama during an apocalypse is not actually relaxing
February 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Watching an apocalypse drama during an apocalypse is not actually relaxing
If anyone else is spending their Friday night having a good cry, I think that’s pretty fine and normal. Good job being human.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If anyone else is spending their Friday night having a good cry, I think that’s pretty fine and normal. Good job being human.
my god tomorrow is STILL JANUARY
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my god tomorrow is STILL JANUARY
Sometimes my sarcasm subroutine goes offline and I’m troublesomely heartfelt. I hate that.
January 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes my sarcasm subroutine goes offline and I’m troublesomely heartfelt. I hate that.
Why is it so exhausting just to walk outside sometimes? I’ll never get to Mordor at this rate. 💍 🥔 🌋
January 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why is it so exhausting just to walk outside sometimes? I’ll never get to Mordor at this rate. 💍 🥔 🌋
My brain is trying to root itself, which means revamping the garden, buying paper books, watching videos of female bees purging their hives, and eating fried potatoes.
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My brain is trying to root itself, which means revamping the garden, buying paper books, watching videos of female bees purging their hives, and eating fried potatoes.
Potatoes are great but let’s not forget about bananas.
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Potatoes are great but let’s not forget about bananas.