Moishe Swift
@moisheswift.bsky.social
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(NOT) AUTHOR of "A NEW Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People from Being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick"
(NOT) AUTHOR of "A NEW Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People from Being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick"
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Moishe Swift
@moisheswift.bsky.social
· Nov 9
blue squad all out of bubblegum meme
ALT: blue squad all out of bubblegum meme
media.tenor.com
I'm just here to mock loser republicans and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta bubble gum.
Stephen Miller is fucking goebbels with a kippah
Fuck him and I hope he has the bloodiest diarrea of all time, in his own mouth
Fuck him and I hope he has the bloodiest diarrea of all time, in his own mouth
Stephen Miler is open about what's coming: a federal law enforcement crackdown on its political opponents
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Stephen Miller is fucking goebbels with a kippah
Fuck him and I hope he has the bloodiest diarrea of all time, in his own mouth
Fuck him and I hope he has the bloodiest diarrea of all time, in his own mouth
JD Vance fucks couches, and hes a little piece of shit who should be shipped off to Uzbekistan
Sorry, Uzbekistan. He's your problem now.
Sorry, Uzbekistan. He's your problem now.
Vance: "There's no unity with people who fund these articles, who pay the salaries of these terrorist sympathizers...Soros' OSF and the Ford Foundation...benefit from generous tax treatment...How do they reward us? By setting fire to the house built by the American family."
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
JD Vance fucks couches, and hes a little piece of shit who should be shipped off to Uzbekistan
Sorry, Uzbekistan. He's your problem now.
Sorry, Uzbekistan. He's your problem now.
Fuck Charlie Kirk and I hope his ass rots in hell
Thousands of X users have posted about Ali Nasrati, a 30 yr old IT tech for Walmart, claiming he made insensitive comments abt Charlie Kirk.
But Nasrati has never posted about Kirk.
Now, he's been suspended from work and forced into hiding. I wrote about people being falsely targeted by the right
But Nasrati has never posted about Kirk.
Now, he's been suspended from work and forced into hiding. I wrote about people being falsely targeted by the right
Conservatives Are Doxxing Innocent People Over Charlie Kirk
Right wing influencers are blasting people's names and personal details out to millions before ever verifying their claims.
www.usermag.co
September 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Fuck Charlie Kirk and I hope his ass rots in hell
I'm pretty happy that racist, sexist, piece of shit Charlie Kirk is dead. I hope he burns in the fires of hell forever.
And fuck his family and fans too, you pieces of excrement.
I hope more right-wingers kill other right-wingers. Keep up the good work.
And fuck his family and fans too, you pieces of excrement.
I hope more right-wingers kill other right-wingers. Keep up the good work.
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm pretty happy that racist, sexist, piece of shit Charlie Kirk is dead. I hope he burns in the fires of hell forever.
And fuck his family and fans too, you pieces of excrement.
I hope more right-wingers kill other right-wingers. Keep up the good work.
And fuck his family and fans too, you pieces of excrement.
I hope more right-wingers kill other right-wingers. Keep up the good work.
We're gonna find out that this dude raped a baby
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We're gonna find out that this dude raped a baby
Alligator Auschwitz. Crocodile Columbia-Haus. Swamp Sachsenhausen. I think you get the idea.
Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
July 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Alligator Auschwitz. Crocodile Columbia-Haus. Swamp Sachsenhausen. I think you get the idea.
Alligator Auschwitz, then.
Crocodile Columbia-Haus.
Crocodile Columbia-Haus.
On terminology: I won't use "Alligator Alcatraz." Alcatraz was a prison. This place will be used to hold migrants with no criminal record or who did their time, potentially decades earlier.
E.g., the 75-year-old who just died in ICE custody was a "criminal." Why? Caught moving weed in the 1980s.
E.g., the 75-year-old who just died in ICE custody was a "criminal." Why? Caught moving weed in the 1980s.
July 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Alligator Auschwitz, then.
Crocodile Columbia-Haus.
Crocodile Columbia-Haus.
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SERIOUS: In line with @senategabe.bsky.social and @andycraig.bsky.social's articles of impeachment, I posted my Declaration of American Principles and Resolve publicly now - you can view it at the link below...
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
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April 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
SERIOUS: In line with @senategabe.bsky.social and @andycraig.bsky.social's articles of impeachment, I posted my Declaration of American Principles and Resolve publicly now - you can view it at the link below...
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
SERIOUS: In line with @senategabe.bsky.social and @andycraig.bsky.social's articles of impeachment, I posted my Declaration of American Principles and Resolve publicly now - you can view it at the link below...
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
A Declaration of American Principles and Resolve - Pastebin.com
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April 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
SERIOUS: In line with @senategabe.bsky.social and @andycraig.bsky.social's articles of impeachment, I posted my Declaration of American Principles and Resolve publicly now - you can view it at the link below...
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
"The history of the present regime is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations..."
EAT THEIR FUCKING FACES
No story on this yet, I want details, but oh man it's like they're trying to get coup'd
*TRUMP ADMIN. CONSIDERS ALLOWING HIGHER TAXES ON THE RICH: AXIOS
*TRUMP ADMIN. CONSIDERS ALLOWING HIGHER TAXES ON THE RICH: AXIOS
March 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
EAT THEIR FUCKING FACES
The Musk & Trump GOP is the party of pedophiles and plane crashes!
You know how I was screaming about this weeks ago? Well, they came right out and said it; the Trump admin would rather go after migrants than pedophiles, drug traffickers, and terrorists.
Funnily, Fox News is eerily silent about this. Because of course.
Funnily, Fox News is eerily silent about this. Because of course.
DHS has ordered its entire investigations division - composed of 6,000 agents - to divert focus on drug dealers, terrorists, and human traffickers and shift priority to the Trump administration’s mission of deporting immigrants
www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Musk & Trump GOP is the party of pedophiles and plane crashes!
ELON MUSK IS PUTIN'S CUCK
February 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ELON MUSK IS PUTIN'S CUCK
February 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
#Leopards
Sucks to be you. Sorry that you're still fucking stupid, too. You wanted this, he told you this was his plan, and you were like "oh, I'm too fucking dumb to understand words"
Sucks to be you. Sorry that you're still fucking stupid, too. You wanted this, he told you this was his plan, and you were like "oh, I'm too fucking dumb to understand words"
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
#Leopards
Sucks to be you. Sorry that you're still fucking stupid, too. You wanted this, he told you this was his plan, and you were like "oh, I'm too fucking dumb to understand words"
Sucks to be you. Sorry that you're still fucking stupid, too. You wanted this, he told you this was his plan, and you were like "oh, I'm too fucking dumb to understand words"
Sorry about this, but I think that if you voted for Trump and believed his lies, you should suffer for it. You're the SUCKERS and the LOSERS.
So sorry! Too bad. Hope you enjoy measles. And cancer. And losing your job. And not having food.
Oh, and don't bother me with "we didn't know." You knew.
So sorry! Too bad. Hope you enjoy measles. And cancer. And losing your job. And not having food.
Oh, and don't bother me with "we didn't know." You knew.
February 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sorry about this, but I think that if you voted for Trump and believed his lies, you should suffer for it. You're the SUCKERS and the LOSERS.
So sorry! Too bad. Hope you enjoy measles. And cancer. And losing your job. And not having food.
Oh, and don't bother me with "we didn't know." You knew.
So sorry! Too bad. Hope you enjoy measles. And cancer. And losing your job. And not having food.
Oh, and don't bother me with "we didn't know." You knew.
Maybe they should learn to code
Today's annual benchmark revisions to jobs data turned tech job growth from bad to worse—instead of only slow growth from late 2023 through 2024, the industry has actually been losing jobs at a rate not seen since the Great Recession
February 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Maybe they should learn to code
All right, here's my theory (literally just thought this up in the shower):
Donald Trump is actually dying. He's only got a few more weeks to live. Basically said, 'Elon whatever you want fuck it up I don't care," told Bibi to glass Gaza, and fired the CIA and FBI. /1
Donald Trump is actually dying. He's only got a few more weeks to live. Basically said, 'Elon whatever you want fuck it up I don't care," told Bibi to glass Gaza, and fired the CIA and FBI. /1
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
All right, here's my theory (literally just thought this up in the shower):
Donald Trump is actually dying. He's only got a few more weeks to live. Basically said, 'Elon whatever you want fuck it up I don't care," told Bibi to glass Gaza, and fired the CIA and FBI. /1
Donald Trump is actually dying. He's only got a few more weeks to live. Basically said, 'Elon whatever you want fuck it up I don't care," told Bibi to glass Gaza, and fired the CIA and FBI. /1
Elon Musk wants to be like his hero, Adolf Hitler.
Reminder - shuttering USAID may cause millions of people to die throughout the developing world in the next few weeks. Whatever else he thinks he’s doing madman Musk may about to become a mass murderer.
open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...
open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...
"The U.S. President Is Quietly Killing So Many Lives" - Holding Trump To Account For The Chaos, Disruptions, Recklessness And Malevolence
We need to keep fighting The Unacceptable 4 - Gabbard, Kennedy, Patel, Vought
open.substack.com
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Elon Musk wants to be like his hero, Adolf Hitler.
Donald Trump is a fucking moron
And Musk is a coked-out shipped
The USA is fucked
And Musk is a coked-out shipped
The USA is fucked
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Donald Trump is a fucking moron
And Musk is a coked-out shipped
The USA is fucked
And Musk is a coked-out shipped
The USA is fucked
LOL, this pigfucker (Trump) and his ass-puppet (Musk) are going to destroy the country (everyone)
New: Trump intends to move ahead with plans on Saturday to impose 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada and a 10% levy on China, the White House said, denying a report that he planned to delay the implementation by a month
White House Says China, Mexico, Canada Tariffs to Hit Saturday
President Donald Trump intends to move ahead with plans on Saturday to impose 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada and a 10% levy on China, the White House said, denying a report that he planned to delay ...
www.bloomberg.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
LOL, this pigfucker (Trump) and his ass-puppet (Musk) are going to destroy the country (everyone)
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK REPUBLICANS
they're a bunch of whiny little shits who failed upwards
FUCK REPUBLICANS
they're a bunch of whiny little shits who failed upwards
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK REPUBLICANS
they're a bunch of whiny little shits who failed upwards
FUCK REPUBLICANS
they're a bunch of whiny little shits who failed upwards
when was the last time you said "fuck you, donald trump, you vile piece of shit?"
for me, it was 20 seconds ago.
for me, it was 20 seconds ago.
January 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
when was the last time you said "fuck you, donald trump, you vile piece of shit?"
for me, it was 20 seconds ago.
for me, it was 20 seconds ago.
AS A JEW, FUCK THE ADL.
Elon Musk is a nazi and a fucker of pigs (you can tell he fucks pigs because it's not kosher).
Anyway, here's the new ADL antisemitism definitions:
1. Not wanting to kill Palestinian children: antisemitic
2. Richest man in the world doing multiple nazi salutes = ok💓
Elon Musk is a nazi and a fucker of pigs (you can tell he fucks pigs because it's not kosher).
Anyway, here's the new ADL antisemitism definitions:
1. Not wanting to kill Palestinian children: antisemitic
2. Richest man in the world doing multiple nazi salutes = ok💓
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
AS A JEW, FUCK THE ADL.
Elon Musk is a nazi and a fucker of pigs (you can tell he fucks pigs because it's not kosher).
Anyway, here's the new ADL antisemitism definitions:
1. Not wanting to kill Palestinian children: antisemitic
2. Richest man in the world doing multiple nazi salutes = ok💓
Elon Musk is a nazi and a fucker of pigs (you can tell he fucks pigs because it's not kosher).
Anyway, here's the new ADL antisemitism definitions:
1. Not wanting to kill Palestinian children: antisemitic
2. Richest man in the world doing multiple nazi salutes = ok💓