KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

under socialism, they’re gonna confiscate every broad’s jugs to combine into one gigantic communal knocker, and citizens will have to wait forever in line to honk it

Blocked this ad so hard my screen shattered

I changed my display name on Twitter to "anime police" and it made me do a captcha

[sees girl reading The Communist Manifesto]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] manifests all that frickin communism."

*crests a hill* hey they/them

When someone declines their cases so poorly you gotta hit em with that Proto-Indo-European stare

saturday night and we in the spot! dont believe me just watch !HEy!! [starts doing a really shitty annoying dance that pisses you off]

what was i cooking

*cocks pistol behind criss angel's ear* show me show me show me how you do that trick

Dress been

Brandon Flowers sang over the radio: 🎵and I heard she used to throw for the Oakland A's🎵 and my friend went "no that was dennis eckersley"

This was 2011 and I still laugh about it

Girls love taking the trail marked on your father's map

Enormous thank you to the guy who spent his own legal tender to refer me to the IRS' website

What idiot called it a charcuterie board instead of a brunchable

i met the great pumpkin, shes black

Butts