Mochyn 🏴🏳️🌈
@mochyn.bsky.social
Welsh medievalist. Dafydd ap Gruffudd apologist. Julian of Norwich obsessive. Boar of Babylon. Castle botherer. Map drawer. Annibyniaeth. Socialist. Gamer. Horror fan. Queer. He/him.
Gwnewch y pethau bychain.
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Gwnewch y pethau bychain.
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Me writing an essay: queering the middle ages is not about uncovering sexual identities, but about examining the ways in which things don't conform to heteronormative study and thereby unsettle the established orthodoxy through which we view the middle ages
Also me: hahaha he's so gay
Also me: hahaha he's so gay
Missed my annual Christmas argument with my uncle about Welsh independence and monarchy and me being an evil commie and now I really want to fight someone
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Missed my annual Christmas argument with my uncle about Welsh independence and monarchy and me being an evil commie and now I really want to fight someone
A guy I was on a date with told me he thought I was straight because I dress so boringly.
Never forgive. Never forget
Never forgive. Never forget
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A guy I was on a date with told me he thought I was straight because I dress so boringly.
Never forgive. Never forget
Never forgive. Never forget
Never letting anyone cook me a Christmas dinner again. What do you mean you boiled the parsnips you fucking freak
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Never letting anyone cook me a Christmas dinner again. What do you mean you boiled the parsnips you fucking freak
Went to midnight mass with Rach last night and I keep accidentally telling people I attended Black Mass. Maybe next year
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Went to midnight mass with Rach last night and I keep accidentally telling people I attended Black Mass. Maybe next year
Establishing dominance at Christmas dinner by declaring "I can't drink this swill" and spitting the wine back into the glass
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Establishing dominance at Christmas dinner by declaring "I can't drink this swill" and spitting the wine back into the glass
My archery crush just messaged the group chat "mewwy cwistmas" and I got the ick so hard I fell over.
Anyway Nadolig Llawen you legends x
Anyway Nadolig Llawen you legends x
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My archery crush just messaged the group chat "mewwy cwistmas" and I got the ick so hard I fell over.
Anyway Nadolig Llawen you legends x
Anyway Nadolig Llawen you legends x
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Can't wait till my uncle gets here and we can start our annual argument about the monarchy and Welsh independence where he calls me a stupid communist and I call him a fucking cunt
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Can't wait till my uncle gets here and we can start our annual argument about the monarchy and Welsh independence where he calls me a stupid communist and I call him a fucking cunt
🎵When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge🎵
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge🎵
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎵When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge🎵
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Like years of bein' alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Scrooge🎵
Christmas eve over my family's. My nan is denouncing her neighbour for being a nonce. My mother is wrangling her friends' hideous dog that won't stop biting people. My brother and his ex are ignoring each other. My baby nephew is punching the TV with a burger. I am overstimulated
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Christmas eve over my family's. My nan is denouncing her neighbour for being a nonce. My mother is wrangling her friends' hideous dog that won't stop biting people. My brother and his ex are ignoring each other. My baby nephew is punching the TV with a burger. I am overstimulated
So glad I'm a chunky guy cause it means when I drop my phone in the bath it lands on my stomach a good foot clear of the water ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So glad I'm a chunky guy cause it means when I drop my phone in the bath it lands on my stomach a good foot clear of the water ❤️
Why do the muppets not simply rise up and devour their oppressor, Scrooge?
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why do the muppets not simply rise up and devour their oppressor, Scrooge?
Love those old victorian Christmas cards that's of like a badger doing hamlet or a shepherd being eaten by wolves
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love those old victorian Christmas cards that's of like a badger doing hamlet or a shepherd being eaten by wolves
My job is posing in a cunty manner for those photos the delivery driver takes of your package
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My job is posing in a cunty manner for those photos the delivery driver takes of your package
Getting home after a long day of typing things online
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Getting home after a long day of typing things online
Trying to explain to my friends why I have a large log soaking in the bath (it's to grow shiitakes)
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trying to explain to my friends why I have a large log soaking in the bath (it's to grow shiitakes)
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I’m like if a girl was a boy
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m like if a girl was a boy
Taking a break from socialising by binging adventure time and tentatively sipping a Christmas martini that's pure booze, pausing every few seconds to declare " GOODNESS this is potent"
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Taking a break from socialising by binging adventure time and tentatively sipping a Christmas martini that's pure booze, pausing every few seconds to declare " GOODNESS this is potent"
Me to Rach just before I say the bitchiest thing that's ever been said
I trust we speak in confidence, sera?
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Me to Rach just before I say the bitchiest thing that's ever been said
Love to put Mary Shelley in her bath and declare I'm making tortoise soup
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Love to put Mary Shelley in her bath and declare I'm making tortoise soup
Going to the football today. Practicing traditional masculinity in the mirror
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Going to the football today. Practicing traditional masculinity in the mirror
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Said it before, I'm still raging about the 1536 Act of Union, I measure my hate in centuries as is the way of my people.
“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Said it before, I'm still raging about the 1536 Act of Union, I measure my hate in centuries as is the way of my people.
Anything can be a Christmas film if you're brave enough
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Anything can be a Christmas film if you're brave enough
People to me when I'm in england and make jokes about the queen
You are a foreigner, and one must make allowances. But even a foreigner must know that such jokes are not in good taste.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
People to me when I'm in england and make jokes about the queen
Urge to scream "YOU'RE KILLING OUR PUBS!!!!" and start swinging a pint glass at people who come to the pub quiz, conveniently win all the time, and drink nothing but water while they're there
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Urge to scream "YOU'RE KILLING OUR PUBS!!!!" and start swinging a pint glass at people who come to the pub quiz, conveniently win all the time, and drink nothing but water while they're there
Leaving your rubbish on a Transport for Wales train is worse than leaving it on a Great Western
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Leaving your rubbish on a Transport for Wales train is worse than leaving it on a Great Western