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Megan
@mmbris.bsky.social
Musician. Composer of weird music. Poet. Actor. Owner of a baby Ball Python named Poe.
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It's here! The EAP EP is a collection of soundscapes based on the works of Edgar Allan Poe! Available on all streaming services.

🧵A track by track thread🧵

#newmusic #ambient #soundscapes #EdgarAllanPoe
Watched Knicks at noon - W
Raptors at three thirty - L

Next up is Warriors at seven. That one could go either way.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When you don't take any photographic evidence you were at the Knicks game last week but the tv does it for you. (I was sent this photo and the person "x"d me. Remind me to never tie my winter coat around my waist again.)
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
First full day of my period has given me anæmia spins so I've been sleeping off and on all day, Poe's starting to go into blue, C's Knicks blew an over twenty point lead...it's party central in this house right now!
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Door dash guy delivers my PetSmart order of Eco Earth substrate and frozen small mice. "So, what pet do you have? Is this for a cat? Or a dog?"

"Oh I have a snake. She eats rats and the substrate is for her terrarium."

He literally jumps back half a foot and goes "you...have a pet...snake?" 😹😹😹
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Being allergic to whey then willingly eating whipped cream and then being unsurprised by the food poisoning that followed.
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I love that I turned forty last year because it means that I now get letters from the government telling me to book pap smears. Mine came back fine and I DO NOT have HPV that causes cervical cancer. (How it was written in the letter.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
C is visiting and I'm ovulating which means I have turned into a full blown succubus. Can my hormones take a chill pill so I can get some work done?
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wow, I confused Casey Affleck and Dave Franco. Take away my film card.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
C and I's teams both won their games tonight and C is asking why every team I cheer for leaves it to the last five seconds to either win or lose a game. I said it was because heart disease runs in my family and they need to give me a heart attack.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
C's team lost tonight and every time I open Instagram, it's just Steph Curry shirtless so it appears I won tonight and it made up for last weekend when all my teams lost (except for the Raptors which was weird.)
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know it's getting colder out when I get invited to an event that I am really interested in going to but my brain says,"but your house is warm."

To be fair, I've done some shuffling recently in my life&Poe is adjusting to being in a new space which means if I go, I'll just be worrying about her.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Megan
This would explain why Musk is utterly crashing out on Twitter insisting that he’s well read. I don’t think he knows the Iliad and the Odyssey are different books.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This thread.
Not to add to the “is having a boyfriend embarrassing” discourse, but there are other reasons for women keeping their male partners off their feeds. Years ago, I made the mistake of sharing a poem I wrote for my fiancé and tagging him. The result was people harassing him, an introverted reserved guy
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love the American announcers in the CFL Eastern final pronouncing Montréal. It's either Montrawl or MontREEEawl. Mon-ray-el would be the closest phonetic pronounciation.
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When I say he spoils me, it's not just when he takes me to nice dinners. It's when I text him on a Tuesday night at seven pm saying I have horrible cramps and he drives six hours to come see me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Every time Poe goes into shed, she doesn't come out of her hide for a few days and I miss that little face an awful lot. Tonight, like I usually do a few days in, I tell Poe I love her and I hope everything is going okay. And tonight, like usual, she stuck her snoot out for a bit and retreated again
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Megan
it’s so obvious they never really cared too much about soros other than using him as some shadowy cabal because elon musk openly influences other countries politics with his unlimited money in ways soros has only dreamed of lol
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My EP "Favourite Words part one" has been out a month and all the songs have already hit one thousand streams each. I remember when it would tale my songs over a year to hit that.
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Me when everyone who spread lies about me gets hit with defamation ontop of the criminal harassment charges
a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses and an orange hat that says bait shop
ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses and an orange hat that says bait shop
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by Megan
My porch stove for cold winter days coming here in Minnesota🔥
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Up and at 'em for a photoshoot today...one that we've been planning since July. Yay adult schedules.
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Reposted by Megan
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My top country on Spotify is the US and I'm pretty sure that's solely because C is telling everyone he knows that I released a new EP.
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
MARTY SUPREME!
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I love how Spotify for Artists sent ouy a survey about what artists thought and I didn't hold back at all, saying I'd remove all my music from Spotify if I had that option with my distributor, etc etc and now my music is being pushed out on Radio/autoplay/Smart shuffle for the first time ever.
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM