Marcel Keller
mkskeller.bsky.social
Marcel Keller
@mkskeller.bsky.social
Cryptographer who likes to implement multi-party computation and works for CSIRO's Data61. Views my own. 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇭🇦🇺 (he/him)
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Hello, world! Sending out-of-season vibes and more accessible multi-party computation from down under: github.com/data61/MP-SPDZ
GitHub - data61/MP-SPDZ: Versatile framework for multi-party computation
Versatile framework for multi-party computation. Contribute to data61/MP-SPDZ development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
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Getting nervous for the talk I'm about to give at a workshop about "using AI to drive impact" which features slides such as these.
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Remarkable, but important to notice that the change only applies to review/survey and position papers
arXiv, a preprint publication for academic research that has become particularly important for AI research, has announced it will no longer accept computer science articles and papers that haven’t been vetted by an academic journal or a conference. Why?

A tide of AI slop.
arXiv Changes Rules After Getting Spammed With AI-Generated 'Research' Papers
Cornell University’s academic paper repository will no longer accept Computer Science papers still under review.
www.404media.co
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Our protocol is simple & modular: it works in the "Arithmetic Black Box" model, and inherits the security properties of the ABB instantiation (passive/active, static/adaptive, etc.).

Using SPDℤ₂𝑘 for ABB, we get about 20,000x and 37x better throughput and latency than SoTA for dishonest majority.
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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openai to finally acknowledge what has been driving the AI boom for years and years but no one really wants to admit: chatbots you can fuck www.404media.co/chatgpt-erot...
ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck
As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...
www.404media.co
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This is amazing research by Nadia Heninger and her co-authors Wenyi Morty Zhang, Annie Dai, Keegan Ryan, Dave Levin and Aaron Schulman. TL;DR a huge number of satellite links over our heads are totally unencrypted. satcom.sysnet.ucsd.edu
🛰️ SATCOM Security
Research project homepage for SATCOM Security: papers, source code, and recent satellite communications vulnerabilities.
satcom.sysnet.ucsd.edu
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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📢 Come be my colleague: the School of Computer Science at 🇦🇺 #USyd is hiring!

Multiple tenure-track-equivalent positions across the board (including theory!), but with a specific focus on Cybersecurity and Trustworthy Digital Systems, and ML/AI.

⏰ Dec 1
usyd.wd105.myworkdayjobs.com/en-GB/USYD_E...
Multiple Continuing (Tenure-Track) Academic Positions, School of Computer Science, Faculty of Engineering, The University of Sydney
Join a thriving Faculty of Engineering at a University ranked amongst the world’s best teaching and research institutions Located in the heart of Sydney’s bustling inner west quarter, close to beaches...
usyd.wd105.myworkdayjobs.com
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Japan once again wins the IG Nobel Prize, this year for research showing that painting a cow to look like a zebra decreases bug bites by close to 50%

www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/artic...
September 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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a bug in this may have already been found
September 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
New campus, who dis?
September 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Academic authors, here's a peek into the black box of journal publishing from an journal editor if you can bear it:
September 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Your favourite remote castle just started skeeting. bsky.app/profile/dags...
bsky.app
September 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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roses are red
violets are blue
singular they
predates singular you
Another day, another whiner complaining that I use the singular "they" in my work, and of course they can go fuck themselves

(you see what I did there)

(also, gift link)

wapo.st/3JEdPUv
Opinion | ‘They’ has been a singular pronoun for centuries. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s wrong.
Jane Austen did it. You can, too.
wapo.st
September 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This cartoon is so on the money and could as easily be about OpenAI as about any AI powered startup www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Are AI evangelists really on the money? | Fiona Katauskas
Not everyone’s keeping the faith
www.theguardian.com
August 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Anyone who has been an IACR member in 2023-2026 should have received a link to respond to a survey about conferences and publishing. So far over 500 people have responded, but it will remain open for responses until Sept 12, 2025. I would also encourage people to use their forum invitations.
International Association for Cryptologic Research
A place to discuss matters related to IACR
discuss.iacr.org
August 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
USENIX chair report: "six individuals appear as co-authors on 20 or more submissions, with two authors appearing on 36 and 39 submissions respectively. At such volume, it becomes difficult not to question the nature and depth of the contributions" www.usenix.org/sites/defaul...
www.usenix.org
August 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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In a new digital twist to environmental individualisation of responsibility, the UK government is now advising people to “[d]elete old emails and pictures” in data centres to help with the current drought. www.gov.uk/government/n...
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Springer publishes a P ≠ NP "proof" and Eric Allender has words to say.

blog.computationalco...
Some thoughts on journals, refereeing, and the P vs NP problem
A guest post by Eric Allender prompted by an  (incorrect) P ≠ NP proof   recently published  in Springer Nature's Frontiers of Computer Scie...
blog.computationalcomplexity.org
August 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A milestone for open AI: ETH Zurich and EPFL will release a fully open multilingual language model, trained on CSCS’s “Alps” supercomputer. Built for the public good, this model promotes transparency, inclusion, and innovation.

Read more:
A language model built for the public good
ETH Zurich and EPFL will release a large language model (LLM) developed on public infrastructure. Trained on the “Alps” supercomputer at the Swiss National Supercomputing Centre (CSCS), the new LLM ma...
ethz.ch
July 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
More MP-SPDZ users, Dagstuhl edition
August 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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@researchorgs.bsky.social We started gathering ROR for affiliations in 2022, and it now provides a way to see where research in cryptology is being done. eprint.iacr.org/geo/index.html

As with all data collection, there are occasional errors.
Map view of Cryptology ePrint Archive statistics
eprint.iacr.org
July 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
German SQL found in the first LNCS volume in the Dagstuhl library
July 31, 2025 at 8:40 AM