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Stay tuned for part 2 of Stranger Things' final season, to be released in 2043.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Stay tuned for part 2 of Stranger Things' final season, to be released in 2043.
Wanted to do laundry yesterday, but couldn't because the city had turned off the water at my apartment to fix something.
When the water was turned on, something happened with my toilet: it wouldn't stop leaking water from the tank into the bowl.
A specialist is coming over tomorrow to fix it.
When the water was turned on, something happened with my toilet: it wouldn't stop leaking water from the tank into the bowl.
A specialist is coming over tomorrow to fix it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wanted to do laundry yesterday, but couldn't because the city had turned off the water at my apartment to fix something.
When the water was turned on, something happened with my toilet: it wouldn't stop leaking water from the tank into the bowl.
A specialist is coming over tomorrow to fix it.
When the water was turned on, something happened with my toilet: it wouldn't stop leaking water from the tank into the bowl.
A specialist is coming over tomorrow to fix it.
My trip home from NYC from a week ago:
- 35 mins from Manhattan to Newark; no lines at check-in/security
- left on time
- diverted to Goose Bay (right engine leaking oil)
- night spent at army barracks, no access to clean clothes
- left with 3h delay the next day
- plane home also delayed
- 35 mins from Manhattan to Newark; no lines at check-in/security
- left on time
- diverted to Goose Bay (right engine leaking oil)
- night spent at army barracks, no access to clean clothes
- left with 3h delay the next day
- plane home also delayed
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My trip home from NYC from a week ago:
- 35 mins from Manhattan to Newark; no lines at check-in/security
- left on time
- diverted to Goose Bay (right engine leaking oil)
- night spent at army barracks, no access to clean clothes
- left with 3h delay the next day
- plane home also delayed
- 35 mins from Manhattan to Newark; no lines at check-in/security
- left on time
- diverted to Goose Bay (right engine leaking oil)
- night spent at army barracks, no access to clean clothes
- left with 3h delay the next day
- plane home also delayed
Ah yes, the famous Greek philosopher, Hepatitas B.
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ah yes, the famous Greek philosopher, Hepatitas B.
Can't quite put my finger on why, but somehow, this Bollywood remake of the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz 2010 vehicle "Knight and Day" hits different.
September 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Can't quite put my finger on why, but somehow, this Bollywood remake of the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz 2010 vehicle "Knight and Day" hits different.
Stay tuned for Season 4, coming in the Fall of 2043.
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Stay tuned for Season 4, coming in the Fall of 2043.
Bitch where? The song doesn't have a single lyric in Korean, and Lisa (the only Asian in this ensemble) is Thai...
‘Born Again’ by LISA, Doja Cat & RAYE wins the #VMAs award for Best K-Pop.
September 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bitch where? The song doesn't have a single lyric in Korean, and Lisa (the only Asian in this ensemble) is Thai...
Why is her signature just a series of triangles?
"AI Chatbot, write a letter that the supremely selfish, simple, and shallow Melania Trump, a woman who has lived in the United States 29 years and still struggles mightily with English, could never possibly have ever written or wanted to write. Go totally over-the-top for the LULZ."
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Why is her signature just a series of triangles?
I have a scratch on my dick.
Now, you might be wondering, dear reader, "Mickey, what sort of depraved fetish acts do you get up to when we are not watching?".
And the answer is... well, none. I am just a danger to myself.
Now, you might be wondering, dear reader, "Mickey, what sort of depraved fetish acts do you get up to when we are not watching?".
And the answer is... well, none. I am just a danger to myself.
August 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I have a scratch on my dick.
Now, you might be wondering, dear reader, "Mickey, what sort of depraved fetish acts do you get up to when we are not watching?".
And the answer is... well, none. I am just a danger to myself.
Now, you might be wondering, dear reader, "Mickey, what sort of depraved fetish acts do you get up to when we are not watching?".
And the answer is... well, none. I am just a danger to myself.
Thank fucking God. The way they lobotomized Miranda, I find completely unacceptable. Watched the first 2 seasons, with the third I could only muster 3 eps before giving up.
August 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Thank fucking God. The way they lobotomized Miranda, I find completely unacceptable. Watched the first 2 seasons, with the third I could only muster 3 eps before giving up.
As it turns out, on Monday, I will become an uncle, as my best friends will be welcoming a handsome boy they've adopted from the shelter. 🥰
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As it turns out, on Monday, I will become an uncle, as my best friends will be welcoming a handsome boy they've adopted from the shelter. 🥰
Please note that I feel content with the doubled internet speeds at my apartment. 😆
July 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Please note that I feel content with the doubled internet speeds at my apartment. 😆
Been back from my LA-Palm Springs-Las Vegas holidays for a while. If you want to die, get yourself a banged-up car and travel on the shortest route between Palm Springs and Las Vegas.
One road - check
No civilization - check
No reception - check
One road - check
No civilization - check
No reception - check
June 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Been back from my LA-Palm Springs-Las Vegas holidays for a while. If you want to die, get yourself a banged-up car and travel on the shortest route between Palm Springs and Las Vegas.
One road - check
No civilization - check
No reception - check
One road - check
No civilization - check
No reception - check
BF: - I have a stye, again.
Me: - It's a 3rd one within a year. Sending you 2 bottles of eyelid cleaning solution.
BF: - You're gonna remove my eyelid.
Me: - Don't wanna hear "I have a stye, am going blind". Camels have 2 eyelids&don't get styes. You're more hopeless than a camel, think about that.
Me: - It's a 3rd one within a year. Sending you 2 bottles of eyelid cleaning solution.
BF: - You're gonna remove my eyelid.
Me: - Don't wanna hear "I have a stye, am going blind". Camels have 2 eyelids&don't get styes. You're more hopeless than a camel, think about that.
June 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
BF: - I have a stye, again.
Me: - It's a 3rd one within a year. Sending you 2 bottles of eyelid cleaning solution.
BF: - You're gonna remove my eyelid.
Me: - Don't wanna hear "I have a stye, am going blind". Camels have 2 eyelids&don't get styes. You're more hopeless than a camel, think about that.
Me: - It's a 3rd one within a year. Sending you 2 bottles of eyelid cleaning solution.
BF: - You're gonna remove my eyelid.
Me: - Don't wanna hear "I have a stye, am going blind". Camels have 2 eyelids&don't get styes. You're more hopeless than a camel, think about that.
Are we really that surprised, though.
Silentó, most known for his song/dance ‘Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae)’, has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for killing his cousin.
June 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are we really that surprised, though.
Israel shouldn't even have been in the top 10, much less in the 2nd spot. Rigged AF.
Glad to see an Austrian-Filipino boy winning, though.
Glad to see an Austrian-Filipino boy winning, though.
May 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Israel shouldn't even have been in the top 10, much less in the 2nd spot. Rigged AF.
Glad to see an Austrian-Filipino boy winning, though.
Glad to see an Austrian-Filipino boy winning, though.
Americans, what is with y'all's ship captains and their hate of bridges?
May 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Americans, what is with y'all's ship captains and their hate of bridges?
My Top 10 #eurovision2025 scoreboard.
1. Denmark - 12
2. Finland - 10
3. Germany - 8
4. Spain - 7
5. Norway - 6
6. Sweden - 5
7. Austria - 4
8. Lithuania - 3
9. Iceland - 2
10. France - 1
Should not have been there & bought votes: Israel
Highway robbery: Poland, Spain, Denmark
1. Denmark - 12
2. Finland - 10
3. Germany - 8
4. Spain - 7
5. Norway - 6
6. Sweden - 5
7. Austria - 4
8. Lithuania - 3
9. Iceland - 2
10. France - 1
Should not have been there & bought votes: Israel
Highway robbery: Poland, Spain, Denmark
May 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
My Top 10 #eurovision2025 scoreboard.
1. Denmark - 12
2. Finland - 10
3. Germany - 8
4. Spain - 7
5. Norway - 6
6. Sweden - 5
7. Austria - 4
8. Lithuania - 3
9. Iceland - 2
10. France - 1
Should not have been there & bought votes: Israel
Highway robbery: Poland, Spain, Denmark
1. Denmark - 12
2. Finland - 10
3. Germany - 8
4. Spain - 7
5. Norway - 6
6. Sweden - 5
7. Austria - 4
8. Lithuania - 3
9. Iceland - 2
10. France - 1
Should not have been there & bought votes: Israel
Highway robbery: Poland, Spain, Denmark
He literally won't live to see 2028. 😅
April 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He literally won't live to see 2028. 😅
Felt cute, might go off to the notary's office and sell my bachelor pad later. 🤣
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Felt cute, might go off to the notary's office and sell my bachelor pad later. 🤣
Considering backing away from selling my bachelor pad to the buyers we found after only 2 weeks of it being on the market.
I just saw the draft of the sale contract. They are a married couple, born in 1998/1999. As we all know, people stopped being born after I came to this world, so it's a scam.
I just saw the draft of the sale contract. They are a married couple, born in 1998/1999. As we all know, people stopped being born after I came to this world, so it's a scam.
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Considering backing away from selling my bachelor pad to the buyers we found after only 2 weeks of it being on the market.
I just saw the draft of the sale contract. They are a married couple, born in 1998/1999. As we all know, people stopped being born after I came to this world, so it's a scam.
I just saw the draft of the sale contract. They are a married couple, born in 1998/1999. As we all know, people stopped being born after I came to this world, so it's a scam.
Folks in California and Nevada - apologies, but after a year, this menace is coming back to your neighborhoods. Coming this June.
Hide yo sons, hide yo fathers.
Hide yo sons, hide yo fathers.
April 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Folks in California and Nevada - apologies, but after a year, this menace is coming back to your neighborhoods. Coming this June.
Hide yo sons, hide yo fathers.
Hide yo sons, hide yo fathers.
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It's been so long since Rihanna recorded an album that a Japanese boyband released a song sampling "Don't Stop the Music". The youngest member of 1OR8 was 2 years old when Rihanna released Good Girl Gone Bad.
It's been so long since Rihanna recorded an album that a Japanese boyband released a song sampling "Don't Stop the Music". The youngest member of 1OR8 was 2 years old when Rihanna released Good Girl Gone Bad.
DSTM - Single by ONE OR EIGHT on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
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March 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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It's been so long since Rihanna recorded an album that a Japanese boyband released a song sampling "Don't Stop the Music". The youngest member of 1OR8 was 2 years old when Rihanna released Good Girl Gone Bad.
It's been so long since Rihanna recorded an album that a Japanese boyband released a song sampling "Don't Stop the Music". The youngest member of 1OR8 was 2 years old when Rihanna released Good Girl Gone Bad.
youtu.be/Qme8Ydk8aT0?... Babe wake up, a new Sugababes single just dropped.
Sugababes - Jungle (Official Video)
YouTube video by Sugababes
youtu.be
March 15, 2025 at 9:44 AM
youtu.be/Qme8Ydk8aT0?... Babe wake up, a new Sugababes single just dropped.
Y'all, meet Officer Justin, who bravely checks packages at one of the US airports I am watching a documentary about.
10/10 would smuggle myself to the US in a package if he was the one to find me. 😆
10/10 would smuggle myself to the US in a package if he was the one to find me. 😆
March 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Y'all, meet Officer Justin, who bravely checks packages at one of the US airports I am watching a documentary about.
10/10 would smuggle myself to the US in a package if he was the one to find me. 😆
10/10 would smuggle myself to the US in a package if he was the one to find me. 😆