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Nick Gregorio
@misternickwriter.bsky.social
Author of JEN & GARY’S INFINITE (QUANTUM) ENTANGLEMENTS (Unsolicited Press, 2026), editor of the PRSL Writing Project, husband, dad, writer, nerd, punk, etc.
The time is now, friends! Check it out: www.unsolicitedpress.com/shop/p/jen-g...
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Y’all better watch out. I might eff around and write my own novelization of Beowulf because I like to party.
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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THE PRSL WRITING PROJECT is exactly what it sounds like: stories, poems, and whatever-the-hell-else from your favorite punk rockers—built to turn noise into care. Every cent goes back into creating community, healing, and helping.

#PunkRockSavesLives #UnsolicitedPress #PRSLWritingProject
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hey, remember that novel I’ve been alluding to a bunch recently? Well Howzabout a cover reveal?! JEN & GARY’S INFINITE (QUANTUM) ENTANGLEMENTS is coming your way from @unsolicitedpress.bsky.social on April 28th!
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Hey read this. It’s got an epic workplace judo/karate fight in it. www.nickgregorio.com/2025/06/12/e...
June 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Mortal Kombat theme song is the single greatest musical composition of all time. Suck on THAT, Mozart.
May 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Two old people, on separate occasions, have stopped me in my tracks today to tell me there’s a new pope. Is there something about my face that suggests I had a rooting interest in the matter? Do I look like a pope guy? What does a pope guy even look like? Do pope guys look like me?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think my favorite part of all of this is when people go, I didn’t think they’d come FOR ME. My brother in Christ, they were always going to come for all of us. You just chose to believe you’d be considered exempt.
March 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m flying to Los Angle-leeze today to try to make friends and sell some of these at #AWP25. Anyone want to drink beers and read stories with me??

I’m also showing off a bit because the world is a cesspool but my soul is not and little joys need to be big joys so I hope you don’t mind.
March 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Wouldn’t it be cool if you had the chance to fistfight your ailment before it had a chance to get you sick
March 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The worst and most obnoxious movie take is IF IT’S SO GOOD WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF IT like who the eff are you, guy?
March 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The toughest dudes at the hardcore show are drinking nothing but water trust me
March 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bill S. Preston, Esq. out here being an absolute hero. @alexwinter.com
March 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is it weird that Alien has been my comfort movie for like the last year?
March 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Our robotics team brought out a new shirt design and when I asked to buy one the coach asked what size I take and when I said large he was like really and I was like YEAH I LIKE THEM A LITTLE SNUG OKAY AARON CRIPES
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A coworker just told me she was in kindergarten during the first season of American Idol. I responded with my entire body crackling as I left her office.
February 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So I’m 6’3” with a typical 39 year-old white guy build for better or worse and when people call me Big Guy I know they’re using it as a term of endearment but I want to be like HEY THERE SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, or WHATS HAPPENIN CHINLESS, or HOWS IT GOIN DICKNOSE because who you calling Big Guy, CoriolANUS
February 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I like when the Nazis are like all offended when they’re called Nazis but y’all’re Nazis so what’s the big deal because your favorite thing is to strictly define people anyways so go ahead and be defined, you Nazi scum.
February 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Remember when liking Hitler lost you friends? Those were the days.
February 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Like 15 or so years ago I read a review of Idiocracy in which the author posited the flick was a mean-spirited dig at poor people what a bad take legend that dingus was ammaright
February 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hey you AWPers! Come hang out with me and all these spectacularly talented folk in Los Angleleeze!
February 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bug Wars is a zany, gory, raucous good time and y’all should read it.
February 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The first issue of Bronze Faces from @boom-studios.com rules. Read my review, buy the book immediately. You’ll be stoked on yourself for making such a terrific decision, I’ll tell ya what.
February 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If Football Christ vaporizes a guy I’ll sprint up a mountain a stick a key into like 60 beers and chug until I freeze to death atop Everest.
February 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Though Football Christ turns 28 today and that dude runs like he’s mad at the grass and could probably turn a guy into red mist if he ran into him full bore.
February 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM