Nick Gregorio
@misternickwriter.bsky.social
Author of LAUNCH ME TO THE STARS, I’M FINISHED HERE (Trident Press, 2023) Husband, dad, writer, nerd, punk, mall-walker.
Hey read this. It’s got an epic workplace judo/karate fight in it. www.nickgregorio.com/2025/06/12/e...
June 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey read this. It’s got an epic workplace judo/karate fight in it. www.nickgregorio.com/2025/06/12/e...
The Mortal Kombat theme song is the single greatest musical composition of all time. Suck on THAT, Mozart.
May 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The Mortal Kombat theme song is the single greatest musical composition of all time. Suck on THAT, Mozart.
Two old people, on separate occasions, have stopped me in my tracks today to tell me there’s a new pope. Is there something about my face that suggests I had a rooting interest in the matter? Do I look like a pope guy? What does a pope guy even look like? Do pope guys look like me?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Two old people, on separate occasions, have stopped me in my tracks today to tell me there’s a new pope. Is there something about my face that suggests I had a rooting interest in the matter? Do I look like a pope guy? What does a pope guy even look like? Do pope guys look like me?!
I think my favorite part of all of this is when people go, I didn’t think they’d come FOR ME. My brother in Christ, they were always going to come for all of us. You just chose to believe you’d be considered exempt.
March 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I think my favorite part of all of this is when people go, I didn’t think they’d come FOR ME. My brother in Christ, they were always going to come for all of us. You just chose to believe you’d be considered exempt.
I’m flying to Los Angle-leeze today to try to make friends and sell some of these at #AWP25. Anyone want to drink beers and read stories with me??
I’m also showing off a bit because the world is a cesspool but my soul is not and little joys need to be big joys so I hope you don’t mind.
I’m also showing off a bit because the world is a cesspool but my soul is not and little joys need to be big joys so I hope you don’t mind.
March 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’m flying to Los Angle-leeze today to try to make friends and sell some of these at #AWP25. Anyone want to drink beers and read stories with me??
I’m also showing off a bit because the world is a cesspool but my soul is not and little joys need to be big joys so I hope you don’t mind.
I’m also showing off a bit because the world is a cesspool but my soul is not and little joys need to be big joys so I hope you don’t mind.
Wouldn’t it be cool if you had the chance to fistfight your ailment before it had a chance to get you sick
March 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wouldn’t it be cool if you had the chance to fistfight your ailment before it had a chance to get you sick
The worst and most obnoxious movie take is IF IT’S SO GOOD WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF IT like who the eff are you, guy?
March 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The worst and most obnoxious movie take is IF IT’S SO GOOD WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF IT like who the eff are you, guy?
The toughest dudes at the hardcore show are drinking nothing but water trust me
March 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The toughest dudes at the hardcore show are drinking nothing but water trust me
Bill S. Preston, Esq. out here being an absolute hero. @alexwinter.com
March 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Bill S. Preston, Esq. out here being an absolute hero. @alexwinter.com
Is it weird that Alien has been my comfort movie for like the last year?
March 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Is it weird that Alien has been my comfort movie for like the last year?
Our robotics team brought out a new shirt design and when I asked to buy one the coach asked what size I take and when I said large he was like really and I was like YEAH I LIKE THEM A LITTLE SNUG OKAY AARON CRIPES
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Our robotics team brought out a new shirt design and when I asked to buy one the coach asked what size I take and when I said large he was like really and I was like YEAH I LIKE THEM A LITTLE SNUG OKAY AARON CRIPES
A coworker just told me she was in kindergarten during the first season of American Idol. I responded with my entire body crackling as I left her office.
February 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A coworker just told me she was in kindergarten during the first season of American Idol. I responded with my entire body crackling as I left her office.
So I’m 6’3” with a typical 39 year-old white guy build for better or worse and when people call me Big Guy I know they’re using it as a term of endearment but I want to be like HEY THERE SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, or WHATS HAPPENIN CHINLESS, or HOWS IT GOIN DICKNOSE because who you calling Big Guy, CoriolANUS
February 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So I’m 6’3” with a typical 39 year-old white guy build for better or worse and when people call me Big Guy I know they’re using it as a term of endearment but I want to be like HEY THERE SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, or WHATS HAPPENIN CHINLESS, or HOWS IT GOIN DICKNOSE because who you calling Big Guy, CoriolANUS
I like when the Nazis are like all offended when they’re called Nazis but y’all’re Nazis so what’s the big deal because your favorite thing is to strictly define people anyways so go ahead and be defined, you Nazi scum.
February 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I like when the Nazis are like all offended when they’re called Nazis but y’all’re Nazis so what’s the big deal because your favorite thing is to strictly define people anyways so go ahead and be defined, you Nazi scum.
Remember when liking Hitler lost you friends? Those were the days.
February 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Remember when liking Hitler lost you friends? Those were the days.
Like 15 or so years ago I read a review of Idiocracy in which the author posited the flick was a mean-spirited dig at poor people what a bad take legend that dingus was ammaright
February 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Like 15 or so years ago I read a review of Idiocracy in which the author posited the flick was a mean-spirited dig at poor people what a bad take legend that dingus was ammaright
Hey you AWPers! Come hang out with me and all these spectacularly talented folk in Los Angleleeze!
February 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey you AWPers! Come hang out with me and all these spectacularly talented folk in Los Angleleeze!
Bug Wars is a zany, gory, raucous good time and y’all should read it.
‘Bug Wars #1’ (@imagecomics.com @jason-aaron.bsky.social @mahmudasrar.bsky.social): Comic Book Review by Fanbase Press Guest Contributor @misternickwriter.bsky.social
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Bug Wars is one of the zaniest, goriest books on the shelves right now. And it is completely awesome.
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February 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bug Wars is a zany, gory, raucous good time and y’all should read it.
The first issue of Bronze Faces from @boom-studios.com rules. Read my review, buy the book immediately. You’ll be stoked on yourself for making such a terrific decision, I’ll tell ya what.
‘Bronze Faces #1’ (@boom-studios.com): Comic Book Review by Fanbase Press Guest Contributor @misternickwriter.bsky.social
‘Bronze Faces #1:’ Comic Book Review - Fanbasepress
There is something immediately cinematic about the debut issue of Bronze Faces. It quick-cuts back and forth in time with a musical montage. It shifts setting
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February 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The first issue of Bronze Faces from @boom-studios.com rules. Read my review, buy the book immediately. You’ll be stoked on yourself for making such a terrific decision, I’ll tell ya what.
If Football Christ vaporizes a guy I’ll sprint up a mountain a stick a key into like 60 beers and chug until I freeze to death atop Everest.
February 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If Football Christ vaporizes a guy I’ll sprint up a mountain a stick a key into like 60 beers and chug until I freeze to death atop Everest.
Though Football Christ turns 28 today and that dude runs like he’s mad at the grass and could probably turn a guy into red mist if he ran into him full bore.
February 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Though Football Christ turns 28 today and that dude runs like he’s mad at the grass and could probably turn a guy into red mist if he ran into him full bore.
If the Eagles don’t win tonight I will absolutely collapse like a dying star except instead of a dying star I’ll just be a drunk sad guy being sad over the result of a kids’ game that could’ve made 2025 just a smidge less shit.
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If the Eagles don’t win tonight I will absolutely collapse like a dying star except instead of a dying star I’ll just be a drunk sad guy being sad over the result of a kids’ game that could’ve made 2025 just a smidge less shit.
I think if I were given a shot to create a viable third party in this dumb country it’d be called the Nazi Crotch Kickin’ Party Party
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think if I were given a shot to create a viable third party in this dumb country it’d be called the Nazi Crotch Kickin’ Party Party
I feel like I’m in my Nazi Crotch Kickin’ era and I’m pretty stoked on it tbh
February 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I feel like I’m in my Nazi Crotch Kickin’ era and I’m pretty stoked on it tbh
I think we need a mutant dinosaur in a Jurassic Park movie as much as we need a 7th Jurassic Park movie which is to say we don’t but there’s Nazis about and the smallest joys need to be big joys and we can’t JUST get our jollies from Nazi punchin’ though Nazi punchin’ really is the bees knees
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I think we need a mutant dinosaur in a Jurassic Park movie as much as we need a 7th Jurassic Park movie which is to say we don’t but there’s Nazis about and the smallest joys need to be big joys and we can’t JUST get our jollies from Nazi punchin’ though Nazi punchin’ really is the bees knees