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Over-opinionated millennial music guy. Britney Spears apologist. Former unofficial member of Spice Girls.
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· Apr 5
Cosmic Journey II ✨⭐️ by Mister Martian on Apple Music
Playlist · 97 Songs
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Cosmic Journey II — Nasty beats for *high* productivity or sinking into the couch.
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Y’all gonna drag me if I buy the Watch the Throne Picture Disc vinyl from Def Jam?
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Y’all gonna drag me if I buy the Watch the Throne Picture Disc vinyl from Def Jam?
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How would you rate this album on a scale of 1 (unlistenable) to 10 (indispensable)? | Listen to the album + explore our tribute here: album.ink/SolangeASATT
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I’m afraid this Hilary Duff single is going to give Chappelle Roan vibes, and I hate that for me ☹️
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m afraid this Hilary Duff single is going to give Chappelle Roan vibes, and I hate that for me ☹️
Underrated. Some of his best lyricism.
Jay-Z released ‘American Gangster’ 18 years ago on November 6, 2007 | Listen to the album + revisit out tribute here: album.ink/JayZAG
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Underrated. Some of his best lyricism.
This new Rosalia album is something else. Grammy bait.
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This new Rosalia album is something else. Grammy bait.
“Is there a test to see if I’m… you know… a clone?”
Horse Girl, 2020
Horse Girl, 2020
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Is there a test to see if I’m… you know… a clone?”
Horse Girl, 2020
Horse Girl, 2020
It’s kinda wild how good this is compared to Chloe’s debut … no shade.
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love?... or something like it by Halle on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 15 Songs
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October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s kinda wild how good this is compared to Chloe’s debut … no shade.
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a real water is wet scenario here
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.
@politico.com
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October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
a real water is wet scenario here
Company by Tinashe on Apple Music
Song · 2016 · Duration 3:40
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October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hear me out:
Death Becomes Her (remake) based on the Broadway musical.
Starring Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, with Nicole Sherzinger as Viola Van Horne, and Michael B Jordan as the man character.
*ashes joint and stares intensely*
Death Becomes Her (remake) based on the Broadway musical.
Starring Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, with Nicole Sherzinger as Viola Van Horne, and Michael B Jordan as the man character.
*ashes joint and stares intensely*
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hear me out:
Death Becomes Her (remake) based on the Broadway musical.
Starring Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, with Nicole Sherzinger as Viola Van Horne, and Michael B Jordan as the man character.
*ashes joint and stares intensely*
Death Becomes Her (remake) based on the Broadway musical.
Starring Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, with Nicole Sherzinger as Viola Van Horne, and Michael B Jordan as the man character.
*ashes joint and stares intensely*
8 years feels crazy.
St. Vincent released 'MASSEDUCTION' 8 years ago on October 13, 2017 | Listen to the album + revisit our review here: album.ink/SVmssdctn
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
8 years feels crazy.
I didn’t know ad blockers stopped ads on streaming services …
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I didn’t know ad blockers stopped ads on streaming services …
There is an episode of Naruto Shippuden that includes a fighting wig. I don’t know what to do.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There is an episode of Naruto Shippuden that includes a fighting wig. I don’t know what to do.
I forget what applying for jobs is like… I can’t believe how much work people expect you to do before they even connect with you. Considering that a large amount of companies don’t even have the capacity to acknowledge that they received your resume, I’m not trying to invest that kind of time.
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I forget what applying for jobs is like… I can’t believe how much work people expect you to do before they even connect with you. Considering that a large amount of companies don’t even have the capacity to acknowledge that they received your resume, I’m not trying to invest that kind of time.
Actually Romantic by Taylor Swift on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:43
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October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sheeeeeesh 😂
October 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sheeeeeesh 😂
What a loser.
Jimmy Fallon says ‘The Tonight Show’ has “never really been political” and he plans to “keep [his] head down” amid disruptions caused to his peers’ shows.
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October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
What a loser.
omg 🥺
This is Millie. She's embarrassed by her new hat. Please help her. 13/10 thanks a bunch (IG: millie.the.boxerr)
September 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
omg 🥺
50 plus??
a woman is holding a microphone in front of a screen that says iheart radio .
ALT: a woman is holding a microphone in front of a screen that says iheart radio .
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September 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
50 plus??
Drop something HOOVED
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Drop something HOOVED
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Everyone asks how we will pay for EVERY possible solution to the violence in chicago. No one asks about the real costs of policing. Not just salaries/overtime, equipment...but this:
Chicago taxpayers paid $295 million between 2019 and 2024 to resolve lawsuits naming officers whose alleged misconduct led more than once to payouts, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News.
https://to.wttw.com/4gFWRRW
https://to.wttw.com/4gFWRRW
Repeated Police Misconduct by 272 Officers Has Cost Chicago Taxpayers $295M Since 2019: Analysis
Chicago taxpayers paid $295 million between 2019 and 2024 to resolve lawsuits naming officers whose alleged misconduct led more than once to payouts, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News...
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September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everyone asks how we will pay for EVERY possible solution to the violence in chicago. No one asks about the real costs of policing. Not just salaries/overtime, equipment...but this:
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OutKast released ‘Speakerboxxx/The Love Below’ 22 years ago on September 23, 2003 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/OutKastSTLB
September 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
OutKast released ‘Speakerboxxx/The Love Below’ 22 years ago on September 23, 2003 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/OutKastSTLB
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I be looking at the news asking myself if i should still be paying bills... cuz
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I be looking at the news asking myself if i should still be paying bills... cuz
Mhmmm. I wanna know what Jimmy had to do…
New: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday
"We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."
"We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."
September 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mhmmm. I wanna know what Jimmy had to do…