Chris Regan
@misterchrismatt.bsky.social
Bookseller. U.S. Masters swimmer. Cinephile. House and disco. Gay as a football bat.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
My 30th class reunion was four days ago and I’m still thinking about the person who told me one of her kids was named Caprese.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My 30th class reunion was four days ago and I’m still thinking about the person who told me one of her kids was named Caprese.
How am I supposed to sleep after that speech?
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
How am I supposed to sleep after that speech?
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
Bringing back the Andrew Dice Clay behind the head cigarette draw whenever I say something zippy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Bringing back the Andrew Dice Clay behind the head cigarette draw whenever I say something zippy.
Husband and I are gonna curl up and watch something scary tonight. We decided on Fox News.
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Husband and I are gonna curl up and watch something scary tonight. We decided on Fox News.
Sunday vibes 19:
Like buttah.
Like buttah.
Onda (Remix) by Cassiano, Malive, Peaty & Neyl on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:46
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October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sunday vibes 19:
Like buttah.
Like buttah.
Just read the words “profitable memes” in a sentence and had to lie down in savasana.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just read the words “profitable memes” in a sentence and had to lie down in savasana.
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Anyone else feel like a French jewel heist classed up their morning a little?
My pinkie went up a bit higher than usual as I sipped my iced Nespresso.
My pinkie went up a bit higher than usual as I sipped my iced Nespresso.
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Anyone else feel like a French jewel heist classed up their morning a little?
My pinkie went up a bit higher than usual as I sipped my iced Nespresso.
My pinkie went up a bit higher than usual as I sipped my iced Nespresso.
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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imagine getting a pep talk to "do the fucking news" by peter thiel's hand puppet. i would simply turn to dust.
October 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
imagine getting a pep talk to "do the fucking news" by peter thiel's hand puppet. i would simply turn to dust.
Watching The Lost Bus with a group of gay men and I can barely describe the shockwave of laughs when McConaughey says that he never thought that this is where he thought he’d be at 44.
FOURTY. FOUR.
FOURTY. FOUR.
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Watching The Lost Bus with a group of gay men and I can barely describe the shockwave of laughs when McConaughey says that he never thought that this is where he thought he’d be at 44.
FOURTY. FOUR.
FOURTY. FOUR.
I have become incredibly weary of sprayed-edges.
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have become incredibly weary of sprayed-edges.
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For a movie that’s 35 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
For a movie that’s 35 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.
How it honestly feels to know that Jane Goodall is gone.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
How it honestly feels to know that Jane Goodall is gone.
Fat shaming the entire military is a solid idea. Should have zero consequences.
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fat shaming the entire military is a solid idea. Should have zero consequences.
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Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
My dog goes to bed hours before we do and just stands at the top of the stairs like she’s in some sort of fucking V.C. Andrews novel until we come to bed.
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My dog goes to bed hours before we do and just stands at the top of the stairs like she’s in some sort of fucking V.C. Andrews novel until we come to bed.
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Portishead just released a new live video of one of the greatest songs on the planet. Just an absolute banger
youtu.be/g2AmYPyXoUQ?...
youtu.be/g2AmYPyXoUQ?...
‘Roads’ 2025 – Together For Palestine
YouTube video by Portishead
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September 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Portishead just released a new live video of one of the greatest songs on the planet. Just an absolute banger
youtu.be/g2AmYPyXoUQ?...
youtu.be/g2AmYPyXoUQ?...
Called my local internet provider to change some info because we’re moving. I mentioned the account was under my husbands name and they wouldn’t let me without his consent. I called back again and said I was his wife and NO PROBLEM MA’AM!!!!!
September 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Called my local internet provider to change some info because we’re moving. I mentioned the account was under my husbands name and they wouldn’t let me without his consent. I called back again and said I was his wife and NO PROBLEM MA’AM!!!!!