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Missta
@missta.bsky.social
I’m here, so are you and that’s good enough for me.
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Well let's make them not top Democrats then
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Worked in the children’s room today and overheard these kids playing with the dollhouse people in a hospital setting. It was like a live episode of ER. Christina ate a whole box of crayons and the only options were a big suction machine or a poo machine. The mood was tense
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What the actual fuck.
November 6, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Let’s play “Dumpster or Cybertruck”!!
April 29, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Surgeons in Boston have transplanted a kidney from a genetically engineered pig into a 62-year-old, the first procedure of its kind

The new kidney began producing urine shortly after the surgery and the patient’s condition continues to improve.
Surgeons Transplant Pig Kidney Into a Patient, a Medical Milestone
The man continues to improve, doctors said. Organs from genetically engineered pigs one day may make dialysis obsolete.
www.nytimes.com
March 21, 2024 at 1:45 PM
It’s a weird feeling to be absolutely done with your kids after a vacation week but also missing them terribly when they go back to school. Parenthood is hard
February 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM
4 year old lights up like Xmas morning “You’re going to eat a big fig newton??”
“Newton is a place honey, I’m not going to eat cookies.”
“Oh. That sounds awful!”
February 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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I always thought Discworld would be more impressive IRL.
February 20, 2024 at 11:48 AM
It’s 2024, I look out from the CVS parking lot before pulling out of my parking spot and see this:
February 14, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Rolling for new character stats is always a little jolt of excitement, I can’t wait for next weekend to get to the good stuff!
January 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Back into Monster Hunter World and had a lil moment to see my Palico. It’s so nice to be with Remnir again, I miss my guy so much.
December 17, 2023 at 8:51 PM
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Musk is evil and I will never get inside a cybertruck. But if you say it looks bad you're full of shit. It looks like a car from a first gen playstation game by a third-tier developer. 7 polygons floating slightly over the street. A hot lady is driving it and her tits are just one triangle. Perfect.
November 10, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
The grocery store is playing music that I’m nodding along to….oof. I’m old.
November 6, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm
October 18, 2023 at 12:52 PM
October 16, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Town Councilor elections are happening soon, and I only wish I could accurately describe how disgusting it is to see someone so right wing trying to win district 6. Dude and his wife are so rude and hateful
October 16, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Who doesn’t live for basketweaving Pokémon company??
October 5, 2023 at 5:26 PM
I printed this out and put it on my kids monitor, hopefully it will help.
October 4, 2023 at 2:34 PM
She was working as waitress in a cocktail baaar @jwre.bsky.social
October 4, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Who knew I’d be learning actual dancing at 40? I guess as the age goes up, the amount of fucks to give go down
October 3, 2023 at 2:32 PM
The time spent away from Twitter has made me happier. If I told myself that like 5 years ago, I would’ve called myself crazy.
September 30, 2023 at 10:59 PM
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Revolutionary lesbians
September 13, 2023 at 3:44 PM
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September 21, 2023 at 7:09 AM
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You have to answer his riddles first
September 20, 2023 at 4:07 AM