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it's a complete juxtaposition of emotions watching the so cal fires cause so much devastation and heartache while watching snow in the south causing so much joy and childlike wonder...
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January 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it's a complete juxtaposition of emotions watching the so cal fires cause so much devastation and heartache while watching snow in the south causing so much joy and childlike wonder...
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January 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i banged the funny bone in my right knee and pain shot through both my elbow and my left ankle gave out...😭😭,😭
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a cartoon character is laying on the ground with the words " i did n't break it it just still hurts "
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January 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i banged the funny bone in my right knee and pain shot through both my elbow and my left ankle gave out...😭😭,😭
#mandown
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#mandown
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we are always on fire. it starts in so cal and will work its way up to oregon...🔥🚒👩🏿🚒
Bruh California is on fire AGAIN?!?!?
January 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
we are always on fire. it starts in so cal and will work its way up to oregon...🔥🚒👩🏿🚒
i can't decide what's worse: the feeling of swallowing cut glass when i cough or the sore ribs and tension headache when i try to hold it in...😭😭😭
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#ihatebeingsick
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January 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i can't decide what's worse: the feeling of swallowing cut glass when i cough or the sore ribs and tension headache when i try to hold it in...😭😭😭
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#ihatebeingsick
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decided i wanted soup to help soothe my sore throat. but post holidays, on-hand ingredients were slim. but i had turkey wings & legs, greens and turkey broth frozen from thanksgiving an and i always have rice. so i'm making turkey & rice soup with greens as the veggie...👩🏾🍳🥣😷
a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a pan of food in front of him .
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January 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
decided i wanted soup to help soothe my sore throat. but post holidays, on-hand ingredients were slim. but i had turkey wings & legs, greens and turkey broth frozen from thanksgiving an and i always have rice. so i'm making turkey & rice soup with greens as the veggie...👩🏾🍳🥣😷
trying to figure out exactly how i'm the only one in the house to get sick when i haven't left the house since christmas...😷😷😷
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January 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
trying to figure out exactly how i'm the only one in the house to get sick when i haven't left the house since christmas...😷😷😷
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January 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
well that was hands down the most eventful new year's eve i've ever had (and that includes the time we almost drove off the bay bridge) and i didn't even leave the house. but everyone is alive and home safe and we'll have stories to tell for year's to come...🌉💃🏽💃🏾🍹🎶🥴☎️🏥🏎🏠🛏🥱
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January 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
well that was hands down the most eventful new year's eve i've ever had (and that includes the time we almost drove off the bay bridge) and i didn't even leave the house. but everyone is alive and home safe and we'll have stories to tell for year's to come...🌉💃🏽💃🏾🍹🎶🥴☎️🏥🏎🏠🛏🥱
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i work for a bank & was in our call center waiting for y2k to crash our computers & wipe out everyone's money. we were surrounded by reams of paper with their balances to manually post back to their accts. nothing happened. we got fed pizza that night then bagels in the morning...🤣🤷🏾♀️🍕
What did you do on New Years Eve 1999?
January 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
i work for a bank & was in our call center waiting for y2k to crash our computers & wipe out everyone's money. we were surrounded by reams of paper with their balances to manually post back to their accts. nothing happened. we got fed pizza that night then bagels in the morning...🤣🤷🏾♀️🍕
mine got here in early november and is still here. she only lives an hour away! and had the nerve to buy a new bed set she likes for the guest room. ma'am go back to your own home where you pay rent! i blame her father...🙄😑😒
This child really thinks she is hurting my feelings by saying she’s going home.
Me:
Me:
a man in a black shirt is clapping his hands and smiling .
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December 29, 2024 at 2:46 PM
mine got here in early november and is still here. she only lives an hour away! and had the nerve to buy a new bed set she likes for the guest room. ma'am go back to your own home where you pay rent! i blame her father...🙄😑😒
starting my first day of vacay chilling on the couch enjoying the weighted blanket, super plush heated throw and scented candles i bought my adult daughters for christmas. just missing a fire in the fireplace...🤣🤣🤣
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a man is laying on a bed with a blanket and a pillow and says `` very cozy '' .
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December 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
starting my first day of vacay chilling on the couch enjoying the weighted blanket, super plush heated throw and scented candles i bought my adult daughters for christmas. just missing a fire in the fireplace...🤣🤣🤣
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December 27, 2024 at 3:33 PM
when you had to leave yourself encouraging notes when you left work on tuesday since you and your work bestie won't see each other again until next year...😭😭😭
December 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
when you had to leave yourself encouraging notes when you left work on tuesday since you and your work bestie won't see each other again until next year...😭😭😭
“you will be visited by 3 spirits”
the 3 spirits:
the 3 spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
“you will be visited by 3 spirits”
the 3 spirits:
the 3 spirits:
do i know how to make a prime rib? yes. do i watch every "how to make a prime rib" video i come across? also yes...🤣🥩
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December 22, 2024 at 8:12 PM
do i know how to make a prime rib? yes. do i watch every "how to make a prime rib" video i come across? also yes...🤣🥩
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saw the tamale lady at the grocery store today and told her i'd hit her up on my way out since i didn't have any cash. it started pouring and when i came out she was gone. now i'm sitting in my car sad for the tamales i coulda had...🫔🫔🫔
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December 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
saw the tamale lady at the grocery store today and told her i'd hit her up on my way out since i didn't have any cash. it started pouring and when i came out she was gone. now i'm sitting in my car sad for the tamales i coulda had...🫔🫔🫔
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i hate when i'm driving in the fog and i get the red light but the car i was following doesn't. what do you mean i'm now the lead car! bitch, i wear glasses and still can't see! we're all gonna end up in a ditch!😭😭😭
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a woman is driving a bmw with her eyes closed
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December 18, 2024 at 3:44 PM
i hate when i'm driving in the fog and i get the red light but the car i was following doesn't. what do you mean i'm now the lead car! bitch, i wear glasses and still can't see! we're all gonna end up in a ditch!😭😭😭
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i really hope people know the onion is a satire "news" source...🫣🫣🫣
"Despite what the virtue-signaling, left-wing fanatics are espousing on CNN, this requirement is actually quite fair and attainable." theonion.com/new-florida-...
New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by...
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December 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
i really hope people know the onion is a satire "news" source...🫣🫣🫣
last month, i was talking to my dad about thanksgiving dinner and he said he was going to fry a turkey and he had a really good indoor fryer and was gonna send me one. i completely forgot about it but guess what showed up today...🤣🤦🏾♀️
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December 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
last month, i was talking to my dad about thanksgiving dinner and he said he was going to fry a turkey and he had a really good indoor fryer and was gonna send me one. i completely forgot about it but guess what showed up today...🤣🤦🏾♀️
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the bay is wet and freezing cold! i might have to turn my menopause fan off...🥶🥶🥶
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December 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
the bay is wet and freezing cold! i might have to turn my menopause fan off...🥶🥶🥶
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everyday. and it doesn't have to be anything extravagant. a new ebook, a sweet treat, ignoring a work email until the next day. little things...💜
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How often do you treat yourself to somethin you want?
December 11, 2024 at 3:41 PM
everyday. and it doesn't have to be anything extravagant. a new ebook, a sweet treat, ignoring a work email until the next day. little things...💜
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this! or only half a bagel! and not the top half or bottom half. they will slice the bagel as normal then cut the whole thing in half like a sandwich then take half of that. just touching everything! move outta my way already!😤
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I’m genuinely confused why white people cut up donuts when they’re bought for the office but will eat a whole piece of cake for a birthday celebration?
a man with a beard says why
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December 11, 2024 at 3:26 PM
this! or only half a bagel! and not the top half or bottom half. they will slice the bagel as normal then cut the whole thing in half like a sandwich then take half of that. just touching everything! move outta my way already!😤
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had a productive sunday. made beef stew for dinner, meal prepped for the week, did some online shopping, wrapped the gifts already here, went on a junk purging spree (nothing was safe!) and now i'm about to attempt a peach cobbler. all before 3pm...
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#sundayfunday
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#sundayfunday
a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " your girl is busy " above her
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December 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
had a productive sunday. made beef stew for dinner, meal prepped for the week, did some online shopping, wrapped the gifts already here, went on a junk purging spree (nothing was safe!) and now i'm about to attempt a peach cobbler. all before 3pm...
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my husband! like sir who are you chasing in your sleep and why are you yelling at them! just kicking the covers and shit...🙄
Why tf do men be twitching so damn much in their sleep
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 AM
my husband! like sir who are you chasing in your sleep and why are you yelling at them! just kicking the covers and shit...🙄