Emma Danger
missdanger.bsky.social
Emma Danger
@missdanger.bsky.social
Just your garden variety sweetheart mom-coded extroverted neurospicy transfemme bisexual disaster, cheerfully careening through the world!
I can’t fix my partner, but I can take her to get fixed. She’s still a brat, but she’s more aerodynamic
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I can’t even begin to articulate how excited I am for this!
October 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Forget my father - my Mariners fandom is why I’m fucked up.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
A surprise ally is always a welcome thing! Learned that someone in my broader circle is way more trans-conversant and aggressively trans-supportive than I knew!
March 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This time a year ago, I was on a first date with a very enticing woman. A few dates later, she realized that by “date” I meant “date.” (She’s simultaneously extremely clever and also an absolute bim - it’s deeply endearing!)

Happy anniversary, @actuallyannalise.bsky.social - I love you lots!
February 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
*looks at the McBarge* “I can fix her!”
post your fucked up local mcdonalds

ours is the McBarge, built for Expo 86, now long derelict
May 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Who cracked my egg?

That would be my husband! He came out to me first. As we talked, I kept saying, “But everyone feels that way, right?!” Turns out not so much.

We were the same height (though I’m now a bit shorter), and similar builds, so we swapped closets & dressers. Convenient way to start!
Who cracked my egg?

Kinda ashamed to say it, but F1NN5TER, indirectly though, and r/egg_irl

One of his videos was in my YouTube recs for like a month, but I was avoiding it because I avoided gender shit generally in case it sparked something I kinda knew existed in me somwehere.

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Who cracked my egg?

I can’t bring myself to write the real story - it’s too too long, and I’m supposed to work today. So here’s the short version:

Who cracked my egg?

Humanity’s greatest achievement, our true shift into an enlightened species, purpose-built to crack eggs: The Internet.

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May 29, 2024 at 3:21 PM
My splendid picture, which I have entitled *Not a Modicum of Dignity*, was taken by the resplendent @actuallyannalise.bsky.social
April 7, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I suppose this was inevitable. I got pulled in for one last job, or something!
April 7, 2024 at 10:59 PM
My old bird account is locked down. Time to start fresh!
July 26, 2023 at 5:41 AM