Misha Popp
@mishapopp.bsky.social
Cheerfully violent and abundantly sweary
Author of the Pies Before Guys series
🖤🩶🤍💜
she/her
Author of the Pies Before Guys series
🖤🩶🤍💜
she/her
The cascade of catastrophes has reached a point where I can't even be distressed, I can only marvel at the absurdity of existence
February 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The cascade of catastrophes has reached a point where I can't even be distressed, I can only marvel at the absurdity of existence
Holy fuck the hits literally do not stop coming. If I could just finally, fully, lose my mind that would be great because I would really appreciate the vacation
February 6, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Holy fuck the hits literally do not stop coming. If I could just finally, fully, lose my mind that would be great because I would really appreciate the vacation
If Taylor Swift or the booktok girlies could suddenly hop on over to team murder pie, my emergency vet bills would really appreciate it 🫠
January 11, 2024 at 7:17 PM
If Taylor Swift or the booktok girlies could suddenly hop on over to team murder pie, my emergency vet bills would really appreciate it 🫠
If I tried to include the current amount of fuckery that is my life right now in a book, my agent would be like nope, this is unrealistic. Pick 3. At most.
January 11, 2024 at 6:36 PM
If I tried to include the current amount of fuckery that is my life right now in a book, my agent would be like nope, this is unrealistic. Pick 3. At most.
2024 is already gunning for 2023's Worst Year Ever championship belt
January 9, 2024 at 5:36 PM
2024 is already gunning for 2023's Worst Year Ever championship belt
December 29, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Every time my life hits a certain level of suck, my brain tries to convince me that only thing that will fix it is another degree.
As if student loans aren't actively contributing to the suckfest in the first place. 🤦🏻♀️
As if student loans aren't actively contributing to the suckfest in the first place. 🤦🏻♀️
December 15, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Every time my life hits a certain level of suck, my brain tries to convince me that only thing that will fix it is another degree.
As if student loans aren't actively contributing to the suckfest in the first place. 🤦🏻♀️
As if student loans aren't actively contributing to the suckfest in the first place. 🤦🏻♀️
Thank gods. This is so much better than my current life plan.
Aries: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Because you are the Bird Master and will end the world with your avian doom.
December 4, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Thank gods. This is so much better than my current life plan.
BUNNIES! BUNNIES!! IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!!
December 2, 2023 at 3:02 AM
BUNNIES! BUNNIES!! IT MUST BE BUNNIES!!!
Annual reminder to egg wash your pies!!
November 22, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Annual reminder to egg wash your pies!!
Murder pies are cheap today!!
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09C...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09C...
November 13, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Murder pies are cheap today!!
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09C...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09C...
It's wild how many books I assume are just lucky enough to be properly marketed by publishers are actually being pushed by PR firms independently hired by the author. How are lower income authors supposed to compete with this???
November 10, 2023 at 2:55 AM
It's wild how many books I assume are just lucky enough to be properly marketed by publishers are actually being pushed by PR firms independently hired by the author. How are lower income authors supposed to compete with this???
American healthcare: trying to figure out the exact right combination of words to describe the very bizarre sensation that's been setting up shop in your body so Google can tell you if it's worth the cost of getting it properly looked at
November 8, 2023 at 1:43 AM
American healthcare: trying to figure out the exact right combination of words to describe the very bizarre sensation that's been setting up shop in your body so Google can tell you if it's worth the cost of getting it properly looked at
I don't know if #library Twitter has landed here yet, but I stood in a middle school library today that was organized exclusively by... lexile. And apparently they 'don't need' a librarian because there's already a guidance counselor overseeing it 🫠
October 25, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I don't know if #library Twitter has landed here yet, but I stood in a middle school library today that was organized exclusively by... lexile. And apparently they 'don't need' a librarian because there's already a guidance counselor overseeing it 🫠
It's ace week. Things are bad. Maybe snag a murder pie book??
October 22, 2023 at 3:22 PM
It's ace week. Things are bad. Maybe snag a murder pie book??
My high school bff joined the circus (aerial acrobat) and I swear she's the only one who's figured out how to be happy in this world
modern society sucks. you used to be able to run away and join the circus
October 21, 2023 at 3:16 AM
My high school bff joined the circus (aerial acrobat) and I swear she's the only one who's figured out how to be happy in this world
Toss up between May Bite and DNR
October 18, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Toss up between May Bite and DNR
Murder pies are on netgalley!!
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www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
The Last to Pie
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October 10, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Murder pies are on netgalley!!
www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
Get to know your mutual, list 10 things you're into:
-Leaving the US
-Baking
-Tea
-Forensic dead things
-Death positivity
-Bats
-Brains
-Space
-Stationary
-Words
-Leaving the US
-Baking
-Tea
-Forensic dead things
-Death positivity
-Bats
-Brains
-Space
-Stationary
-Words
Get to know your mutual, list 10 things you're into:
*books (obvs)
*weird folklore
*gardening
*oil paints
*tornadoes
*animals big & small, if I can pet it I love it
*poetry
*tattoos
*making stuff (knitting, stained glass, pottery, woodworking, quilting, ALL THE STUFF)
*karaoke
*books (obvs)
*weird folklore
*gardening
*oil paints
*tornadoes
*animals big & small, if I can pet it I love it
*poetry
*tattoos
*making stuff (knitting, stained glass, pottery, woodworking, quilting, ALL THE STUFF)
*karaoke
Get to know your mutual, list 10 things you’re into:
-weird, queer SFF, romance & horror (especially combined)
-greek mythology
-mushrooms (will wax poetically)
-high femme & drag queen aesthetics
-Doctor Who
-Wheel of Time
-Florence Welch
-forests
-feline overlords
-chickens (friends, not food)
-weird, queer SFF, romance & horror (especially combined)
-greek mythology
-mushrooms (will wax poetically)
-high femme & drag queen aesthetics
-Doctor Who
-Wheel of Time
-Florence Welch
-forests
-feline overlords
-chickens (friends, not food)
October 7, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Get to know your mutual, list 10 things you're into:
-Leaving the US
-Baking
-Tea
-Forensic dead things
-Death positivity
-Bats
-Brains
-Space
-Stationary
-Words
-Leaving the US
-Baking
-Tea
-Forensic dead things
-Death positivity
-Bats
-Brains
-Space
-Stationary
-Words
Love when stress dreams are actually premonitions bc your subconscious already knows exactly how things can and will get worse 🫠
October 7, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Love when stress dreams are actually premonitions bc your subconscious already knows exactly how things can and will get worse 🫠
Chipotle, butternut, and caramelized onion chili is the only good thing sent this day
October 6, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Chipotle, butternut, and caramelized onion chili is the only good thing sent this day
Another of my toxic traits is finding weird holes in nonfic subjects and wanting to get entire PhDs so I can write into the gaps
October 5, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Another of my toxic traits is finding weird holes in nonfic subjects and wanting to get entire PhDs so I can write into the gaps