Thee THICK Elf on a Shelf (6/9 🎂) ♿️✨
@mimimiercoles3.bsky.social
A badd negro w/ decent opinions. I’m a figment of your imagination, but that mask 😷 is REAL. If you under 25, I’m prolly not going to follow. If you not 30+, no DMs. Future DINK. Fat, Black, disabled, bilingual woman existing & queer like a mf. 💗💜💙 she/her
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My lil pineapple is getting bigger #natural #naturalhair #BlackSky
By next year it’s not goin fit in the frame lol
By next year it’s not goin fit in the frame lol
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Who the fuck was giving references during slavery??? “Please call my last three massas.”
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Who the fuck was giving references during slavery??? “Please call my last three massas.”
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Not the Gen Z emailing me back that said he didn’t want to provide two professional references calling my process cruel and how could I not give him a job based on not having references…
a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window in a room .
ALT: a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Not the Gen Z emailing me back that said he didn’t want to provide two professional references calling my process cruel and how could I not give him a job based on not having references…
See how they think even in death their lives are more valuable
We really should not undervalue the impact of two white people getting murdered by the state. The Republicans are recoiling. The Democrats are on a war footing. For God's sake, Trump is saying Pretti deserved death for having a gun. White people murdered by the state threatens to upend a lot.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
See how they think even in death their lives are more valuable
Mariah being mad that people are lying on her is ironic considering she is always lying on ppl #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Mariah being mad that people are lying on her is ironic considering she is always lying on ppl #MarriedToMed
Mariah is always the most unhappy on these cast trips #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Mariah is always the most unhappy on these cast trips #MarriedToMed
I just don’t like Buffie attitude. #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I just don’t like Buffie attitude. #MarriedToMed
Well that was nasty heavenly. They can celebrate getting a house #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Well that was nasty heavenly. They can celebrate getting a house #MarriedToMed
They got some real problems and Conehead hates him #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
They got some real problems and Conehead hates him #MarriedToMed
He is a man. He will never understand being the primary parent #MarriedToMed
He is right that she been confusing him. Just like her saying she quit school that was her choice. He was blindsided.
He is right that she been confusing him. Just like her saying she quit school that was her choice. He was blindsided.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
He is a man. He will never understand being the primary parent #MarriedToMed
He is right that she been confusing him. Just like her saying she quit school that was her choice. He was blindsided.
He is right that she been confusing him. Just like her saying she quit school that was her choice. He was blindsided.
Can’t wait to watch little miss perfect argue with her husband. Can’t stand them. #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Can’t wait to watch little miss perfect argue with her husband. Can’t stand them. #MarriedToMed
Heavenly real asf for trying them sex toys out #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Heavenly real asf for trying them sex toys out #MarriedToMed
The husbands are perverted #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The husbands are perverted #MarriedToMed
They are misrepresenting what happened to heavenly anyway. She called him a little boy he wanted to show her he wasn’t little and as soon as he lifted her she told him to put her the fuck down. These fucking men gossip like hens #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
They are misrepresenting what happened to heavenly anyway. She called him a little boy he wanted to show her he wasn’t little and as soon as he lifted her she told him to put her the fuck down. These fucking men gossip like hens #MarriedToMed
Girl Mariah taking pictures that night and sending them to her husband. They both fucking losers. Why would he show the husbands photos? Be serious rn Aydin a fucking lame and his only friend is his wife #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Girl Mariah taking pictures that night and sending them to her husband. They both fucking losers. Why would he show the husbands photos? Be serious rn Aydin a fucking lame and his only friend is his wife #MarriedToMed
He a real estate agent because he is Airbnbing yall other house with short term rentals? #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
He a real estate agent because he is Airbnbing yall other house with short term rentals? #MarriedToMed
Nobody is looking at Jackie for sexual intimacy #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Nobody is looking at Jackie for sexual intimacy #MarriedToMed
Racist ass drawing wtf
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Racist ass drawing wtf
Conetessa didn’t you just get in Toya face and say you miss yall relationship then you talking shit outside her party #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Conetessa didn’t you just get in Toya face and say you miss yall relationship then you talking shit outside her party #MarriedToMed
Buffie is not old money at all she is a fraud #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Buffie is not old money at all she is a fraud #MarriedToMed
What’s with all the neck rolling Buffie cause why you wanna get activated at a party you weren’t even invited to. Mind you it’s a fucking birthday party and I heard that lil tax joke #MarriedToMed
The new ones always looking for an angle
The new ones always looking for an angle
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
What’s with all the neck rolling Buffie cause why you wanna get activated at a party you weren’t even invited to. Mind you it’s a fucking birthday party and I heard that lil tax joke #MarriedToMed
The new ones always looking for an angle
The new ones always looking for an angle
Contessa is perverted and disgusting for putting her children’s names on a picture of a penis. Fucking weird #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Contessa is perverted and disgusting for putting her children’s names on a picture of a penis. Fucking weird #MarriedToMed
Yall wanna get heavenly in trouble showing the clips of her looking. lol #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Yall wanna get heavenly in trouble showing the clips of her looking. lol #MarriedToMed
Yall lost me at the naked men spreading everywhere EEEEYUCK #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Yall lost me at the naked men spreading everywhere EEEEYUCK #MarriedToMed
See Simone why would you bring that loser. She going to go tell Joseline that she has a miscarriage #MarriedToMed
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
See Simone why would you bring that loser. She going to go tell Joseline that she has a miscarriage #MarriedToMed