ak.
@millionsknives.bsky.social
— chronically ill victorian child allergic to god.
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I feel physically ill looking at the prints people took of their virtual BTS ticket lines. That's insane and I'll probably die when it's our turn.
January 22, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I feel physically ill looking at the prints people took of their virtual BTS ticket lines. That's insane and I'll probably die when it's our turn.
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
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June 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Burying my face in my cats' furs and basically inhaling their smell like I'm doing crack is what I call peak human experience.
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Burying my face in my cats' furs and basically inhaling their smell like I'm doing crack is what I call peak human experience.
If there's a will, there's a way. [ EVIL LAUGHTER. ]
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
If there's a will, there's a way. [ EVIL LAUGHTER. ]
I love the lil mfs with all my heart, and I'd probably die for them, but also I'd exchange them for R$10 and a lollipop for some peace of mind.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I love the lil mfs with all my heart, and I'd probably die for them, but also I'd exchange them for R$10 and a lollipop for some peace of mind.
BEING AUTISTIC IS SO ANNOYING WHEN IT COMES TO INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE I'M ESSENTIALLY BLIND TO IT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NAVIGATE THEM.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
BEING AUTISTIC IS SO ANNOYING WHEN IT COMES TO INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE I'M ESSENTIALLY BLIND TO IT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NAVIGATE THEM.
It took me a while, but I came to the conclusion that I don't really understand how "normal" friendships work. I feel more consideration for people than they feel for me, but I guess I tend to ignore it until it hits me in the face.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It took me a while, but I came to the conclusion that I don't really understand how "normal" friendships work. I feel more consideration for people than they feel for me, but I guess I tend to ignore it until it hits me in the face.
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The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb
The more you know: Racism and LGBTQ+phobia are, in fact, considered crimes in Brazil. You can be sued and/ or go to jail for it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The more you know: Racism and LGBTQ+phobia are, in fact, considered crimes in Brazil. You can be sued and/ or go to jail for it.
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LMAO. An Argentinian woman fucked around and found out it's literally a crime to be racist in Brazil. Now she can't leave the country and has to wear an ankle monitor.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 PM
LMAO. An Argentinian woman fucked around and found out it's literally a crime to be racist in Brazil. Now she can't leave the country and has to wear an ankle monitor.
I wish I was a nepo baby. I don't even care if I'd be a mediocre one, I just need a job.
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I wish I was a nepo baby. I don't even care if I'd be a mediocre one, I just need a job.
I'm watching Heated Rivalry at 6 AM, because why the hell not, and why is Ilya Rozanov so fucking funny.
H: Um, where would we...
R: Where would we what?
H: Meet...?
R: You are homeless?
ASDFGHJKL. PLEASE. I CRACKED UP.
H: Um, where would we...
R: Where would we what?
H: Meet...?
R: You are homeless?
ASDFGHJKL. PLEASE. I CRACKED UP.
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I'm watching Heated Rivalry at 6 AM, because why the hell not, and why is Ilya Rozanov so fucking funny.
H: Um, where would we...
R: Where would we what?
H: Meet...?
R: You are homeless?
ASDFGHJKL. PLEASE. I CRACKED UP.
H: Um, where would we...
R: Where would we what?
H: Meet...?
R: You are homeless?
ASDFGHJKL. PLEASE. I CRACKED UP.
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January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I hate to be THAT person, but the ONLY way the US will change will be through a violent civilian revolution against their own government. Waiting for the next election will do absolutely nothing to stop ICE agents from killing people now and labelling them "domestic terrorists".
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I hate to be THAT person, but the ONLY way the US will change will be through a violent civilian revolution against their own government. Waiting for the next election will do absolutely nothing to stop ICE agents from killing people now and labelling them "domestic terrorists".
Narco-terrorism is the new Communism.
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Narco-terrorism is the new Communism.
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O pior é saber que os EUA não vão sofrer sanção alguma. Pior, abre um precedente gigante. Basta dizer que um país é narcoterrorista que pode ir lá e sequestrar o presidente e tomar suas riquezas.
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
O pior é saber que os EUA não vão sofrer sanção alguma. Pior, abre um precedente gigante. Basta dizer que um país é narcoterrorista que pode ir lá e sequestrar o presidente e tomar suas riquezas.
Cuba is definitely next.
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Cuba is definitely next.
I miss playing video games, but I can't afford a new laptop and/or a console right now...
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I miss playing video games, but I can't afford a new laptop and/or a console right now...
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People are lonelier than ever, so here is a robot you can talk to. It won't make you less lonely but it will drive you insane. That will be five thousand dollars.
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
People are lonelier than ever, so here is a robot you can talk to. It won't make you less lonely but it will drive you insane. That will be five thousand dollars.
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I bought more affordable skincare products a few months back, naively thinking I'd be able to save some money if I adapted to them, only to be rudely reminded I have the body of a Victorian child.
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I bought more affordable skincare products a few months back, naively thinking I'd be able to save some money if I adapted to them, only to be rudely reminded I have the body of a Victorian child.