Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
Trailblazing jazz trombonist. Not really.
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Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Spending way too much of my life not making art.
Halve yourself a merry little Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Halve yourself a merry little Christmas.
It’s hard to watch hockey on the treadmill without falling off.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s hard to watch hockey on the treadmill without falling off.
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The curator advocatinge for a new Seurat exhibit made goode pointes
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The curator advocatinge for a new Seurat exhibit made goode pointes
I’m sick of iodized salt. I wanna try some idolized salt.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m sick of iodized salt. I wanna try some idolized salt.
Seriously, I could easily down like 20-30 of those in a sitting if it weren’t for the, like, fear of death.
I wonder how many calories are in a cherry Gas-X. Because man, take the medicine out, and that is a damn good candy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Seriously, I could easily down like 20-30 of those in a sitting if it weren’t for the, like, fear of death.
I wonder how many calories are in a cherry Gas-X. Because man, take the medicine out, and that is a damn good candy.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I wonder how many calories are in a cherry Gas-X. Because man, take the medicine out, and that is a damn good candy.
MSNBC changed their name, and now it sounds as if they are DEMANDING multiple sclerosis.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
MSNBC changed their name, and now it sounds as if they are DEMANDING multiple sclerosis.
I don’t want to say definitively, but I’m *probably* the only person you know who gets creeped out by salad dressing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don’t want to say definitively, but I’m *probably* the only person you know who gets creeped out by salad dressing.
At the end of the day, it’s 11:59.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
At the end of the day, it’s 11:59.
Welp, there’s no getting around it. It’s time to launder these pants.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Welp, there’s no getting around it. It’s time to launder these pants.
Live your life in such a way that crowds will not celebrate in the streets when you die.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Live your life in such a way that crowds will not celebrate in the streets when you die.
Eagles deserved to lose that game just for wearing those uniforms.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Eagles deserved to lose that game just for wearing those uniforms.
I’m sure that, at some point in my life, I have watched a worse football game than that. But I’d be hard-pressed to recall or confirm it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m sure that, at some point in my life, I have watched a worse football game than that. But I’d be hard-pressed to recall or confirm it.
$5 is the new $1.
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
$5 is the new $1.
Didn’t think I would hear “Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car” by Billy Ocean today. I was wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Didn’t think I would hear “Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car” by Billy Ocean today. I was wrong.
I’ve thought long and hard about this, and I think the name of my debut album should be “Dirty Rice.” Whenever that happens.
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve thought long and hard about this, and I think the name of my debut album should be “Dirty Rice.” Whenever that happens.
When you smell, like, a weed smell in your house, but you don’t smoke weed, and your neighbors don’t smoke weed, and you’re like “Is somebody in my yard smoking weed?”
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you smell, like, a weed smell in your house, but you don’t smoke weed, and your neighbors don’t smoke weed, and you’re like “Is somebody in my yard smoking weed?”
It’s Halloween night and I can’t find my beard.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It’s Halloween night and I can’t find my beard.
I’d love to know the data on this, but I imagine that more photographs are now taken *per minute* than were taken from the invention of the camera until probably 2005/2010 or so.
What an unfathomable insult, and reduction in value that means, for the individual photograph, no matter its quality.
What an unfathomable insult, and reduction in value that means, for the individual photograph, no matter its quality.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’d love to know the data on this, but I imagine that more photographs are now taken *per minute* than were taken from the invention of the camera until probably 2005/2010 or so.
What an unfathomable insult, and reduction in value that means, for the individual photograph, no matter its quality.
What an unfathomable insult, and reduction in value that means, for the individual photograph, no matter its quality.
Same goes for “Boog,” for that matter.
Outside the world of professional sports, I’ve never even heard of a guy named “Mookie,” much less met one.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Same goes for “Boog,” for that matter.
Outside the world of professional sports, I’ve never even heard of a guy named “Mookie,” much less met one.
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Outside the world of professional sports, I’ve never even heard of a guy named “Mookie,” much less met one.
Honk.
Also also, honk if you think the Dodgers should get rid of that LA on the sleeve.
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Honk.
Why do we always hunker down? I’m gonna hunker up from here on out.
October 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Why do we always hunker down? I’m gonna hunker up from here on out.
Also also, honk if you think the Dodgers should get rid of that LA on the sleeve.
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Also also, honk if you think the Dodgers should get rid of that LA on the sleeve.
Also, they should go with the white-front batting helmets. Shiny ones. Even on the road.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Also, they should go with the white-front batting helmets. Shiny ones. Even on the road.