Mikki Hache
@mikkihache.bsky.social
Lover of cats, books, cakes and smashing the patriarchy
If this is true; it’s HUGE.
I’m astonished there aren’t riots to be honest
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I’m astonished there aren’t riots to be honest
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'People have been eating chocolate digestives wrong for 100 years'
The digestive biscuits were originally intended to be eaten with the chocolate side facing down.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If this is true; it’s HUGE.
I’m astonished there aren’t riots to be honest
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I’m astonished there aren’t riots to be honest
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Such things actually genuinely interest me. Maybe I should get out more
March 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Such things actually genuinely interest me. Maybe I should get out more
Me at the weekend: oh it’s almost springlike, I think I’ll buy some plants
The weather on Tuesday:
The weather on Tuesday:
March 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me at the weekend: oh it’s almost springlike, I think I’ll buy some plants
The weather on Tuesday:
The weather on Tuesday:
Any friends in the US?
The US Department of Education has established a hotline to report schools that subject our precious children to the horrors of wokeness and DEI. I encourage all concerned parents to do as I did to keep them busy. Glory!
enddei.ed.gov
enddei.ed.gov
March 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Any friends in the US?
Things the Prussian royal family weren’t big into:
#1: understated minimalism
#1: understated minimalism
February 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Things the Prussian royal family weren’t big into:
#1: understated minimalism
#1: understated minimalism
Quote from my son: what I’ve learned is, it doesn’t really matter whats you think, only how you express it.
He’s 13 and he’s nailed it.
He’s 13 and he’s nailed it.
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Quote from my son: what I’ve learned is, it doesn’t really matter whats you think, only how you express it.
He’s 13 and he’s nailed it.
He’s 13 and he’s nailed it.
Humans are weird. I’m not sure I want to be one any more
The secret to a perfect morning routine probably isn't what you think
www.sciencefocus.com...
We're often told all about the daily routines of 'rich and successful' people, but have you noticed how many of them are... bonkers?
I explain why for BBC Science Focus Magazine
www.sciencefocus.com...
We're often told all about the daily routines of 'rich and successful' people, but have you noticed how many of them are... bonkers?
I explain why for BBC Science Focus Magazine
February 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Humans are weird. I’m not sure I want to be one any more
Reposted by Mikki Hache
The secret to a perfect morning routine probably isn't what you think
www.sciencefocus.com...
We're often told all about the daily routines of 'rich and successful' people, but have you noticed how many of them are... bonkers?
I explain why for BBC Science Focus Magazine
www.sciencefocus.com...
We're often told all about the daily routines of 'rich and successful' people, but have you noticed how many of them are... bonkers?
I explain why for BBC Science Focus Magazine
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The secret to a perfect morning routine probably isn't what you think
www.sciencefocus.com...
We're often told all about the daily routines of 'rich and successful' people, but have you noticed how many of them are... bonkers?
I explain why for BBC Science Focus Magazine
www.sciencefocus.com...
We're often told all about the daily routines of 'rich and successful' people, but have you noticed how many of them are... bonkers?
I explain why for BBC Science Focus Magazine
Dictionary definition of fat, dumb and happy
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dictionary definition of fat, dumb and happy
Reposted by Mikki Hache
“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee”
“But you don’t drink coffee?”
“Exactly”
“But you don’t drink coffee?”
“Exactly”
January 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee”
“But you don’t drink coffee?”
“Exactly”
“But you don’t drink coffee?”
“Exactly”
Reposted by Mikki Hache
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Something I learnt on SquirrelTok - 'squirrel' is the second hardest English word for Francophones to master after 'Worcestershire'.
What they might not know is that the English word actually comes from old French 'esquireul', so they really have themselves to blame.
📸 Michael Hirst
What they might not know is that the English word actually comes from old French 'esquireul', so they really have themselves to blame.
📸 Michael Hirst
January 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Dear cat: I regret to inform you I’m nowhere near as interested in scratching your arse as you think I should be
January 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Dear cat: I regret to inform you I’m nowhere near as interested in scratching your arse as you think I should be
Seems legit. Pack the men off to fight and let the women get on with running things. It was all working just fine until Julius Caeser messed with it
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Land and wealth in Celtic Britain centred on women - DNA analysis
DNA analysis suggests Iron Age societies in Britain were built around women rather than men.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Seems legit. Pack the men off to fight and let the women get on with running things. It was all working just fine until Julius Caeser messed with it
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Me: I’ll just open this can of tuna to make a pasta bake
The cats: have we mentioned recently how very, very much we love you 😻🙄
The cats: have we mentioned recently how very, very much we love you 😻🙄
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me: I’ll just open this can of tuna to make a pasta bake
The cats: have we mentioned recently how very, very much we love you 😻🙄
The cats: have we mentioned recently how very, very much we love you 😻🙄
Lovely moon setting over the river
January 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Lovely moon setting over the river
Pretty sunrise but until they jet wash the path that’s as close as I’m getting!
January 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Pretty sunrise but until they jet wash the path that’s as close as I’m getting!
By Czech writer Karel Čapek.
January 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
By Czech writer Karel Čapek.
Varifocals. That’s it now. It’s old age from here on in.
January 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Varifocals. That’s it now. It’s old age from here on in.
Reasons I can’t be arsed to get up, #1:
January 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Reasons I can’t be arsed to get up, #1: