Every year that passes I'm a bit less sure about what constitutes appropriate eye contact when walking past humans. At work, on the street, in the shops. Nfi!

Margarine is pretty good I think.

Such tension, such drama.

Locked out of my light bulb online account. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

MR. KITTY SAID "I BET YOUR BOOTY TASTES LIKE HONEY HAM"

Is this the "woke" content in dragonage?

I know we don't have 1:1 highlander rules here but I really feel like since my dad died, I've become the dad.

Just popped my last pant button into the work toilet. Just so you know.

A lot of pressure to be funny here, you lot are all so effortlessly hilarious. I go to word a status but it never stacks up to how you people post. So I'll play support character! Now to work out what "reply guy" actually means so I dont accidentally do that?

@doombrarian.bsky.social hey stranger. Searched for thou and found you also talking about forn. I think you're my people. Howdy from some random dickhead in Australia <3

My titties in the seat belt be like %

Chili dawgs 🌭

Me while cleaning my tiny weed scoop, "cleanliness IS next to godliness"

Gunna save a mint now I know you can get dried beans fresh from the garden

Can you compost old blankets?

I honestly don't know if this chicken tender is dry, or if I am dry.