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Mikey Johnson
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📍Atlanta native
👩‍❤️‍👨 Husband
🐈‍⬛ Cat Dad
🏠Realtor with Bolst Homes - MikeyATL.com
🚗 Car enthusiast
🔨 Wannabe handyman
🌿 Yard caretaker
⚾ Softball captain
🤓 Nerd
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
 
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour. 

Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Cats are such empaths, I swear they just seem to know whenever I'm having a bad day because without missing a beat they’re just like vomit, vomit, tail in coffee, extended screaming, channeling ghosts, channeling ghosts, further screaming…
January 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I suppose one of my favorite parts of winter is waking up on a cold morning in a warm bed next to this portable space heater.
January 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I went for a 30 minute walk in the ice last night. It was a strange experience not seeing another soul for that long. #Atlanta #winterstorm
January 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Got to check out the soon-to-open MJQ in Underground Atlanta this weekend. I have to say...y'all have nothing to worry about. It is every bit as weird and fun as the Ponce location!
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Winamp Skin: Black And White Haven
January 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
RIP, Mr. David Lynch. You were weird. You were wonderful and you inspired weird and wonderful things in my life, not limited to a pub I called home, a tattoo on my arm and this weird short film I had the pleasure of doing the sound design and music for.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZwE...
Microsoft LYNCH
YouTube video by Parker Davidson
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January 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
When you're meeting someone right at noon, do you say "good noon"? You can't say "good afternoon" because it's literally noon. How many people throughout time were a minute late to avoid how awkward noon is?
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh, hey there! It's me...Mikey.
January 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Cat #2: Mochi

He's a complete psychopath.
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I believe every good social media account should start with a lovely picture of their cat. Meet Taco. #cats #atlanta #mikeyatl
November 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM