Scab came off. Then I misplaced it
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Scab came off. Then I misplaced it
I actually made a delicious lentil soup. I hope you did too. If you didn’t, you’re pretty much dead to me. No one who doesn’t make delicious lentil soup deserves not to be disliked by me ha ha
February 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I actually made a delicious lentil soup. I hope you did too. If you didn’t, you’re pretty much dead to me. No one who doesn’t make delicious lentil soup deserves not to be disliked by me ha ha
In other news. Today I cracked an egg that was neon green inside. Some kind of bacteria. No thanks. Don’t care how much money I just lost.
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In other news. Today I cracked an egg that was neon green inside. Some kind of bacteria. No thanks. Don’t care how much money I just lost.
It’s just past noon. My ears perk up. I waddle quickly to the window and shield my eyes from the glare of the sun. I am hardly able to see the sky but something is rockin and rollin up there. Rumblin strong.
The dog wakes up.
“Plane?” He asks.
“Yeah. Big one.” I reply.
Dog sighs. Back to sleep.
The dog wakes up.
“Plane?” He asks.
“Yeah. Big one.” I reply.
Dog sighs. Back to sleep.
February 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s just past noon. My ears perk up. I waddle quickly to the window and shield my eyes from the glare of the sun. I am hardly able to see the sky but something is rockin and rollin up there. Rumblin strong.
The dog wakes up.
“Plane?” He asks.
“Yeah. Big one.” I reply.
Dog sighs. Back to sleep.
The dog wakes up.
“Plane?” He asks.
“Yeah. Big one.” I reply.
Dog sighs. Back to sleep.
“Did you shave my feet?” he whispered to the massage therapist
January 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Did you shave my feet?” he whispered to the massage therapist
My new fat face makes my jaw look bigger so maybe the women and Tall Men will start taking me seriously
January 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My new fat face makes my jaw look bigger so maybe the women and Tall Men will start taking me seriously
She blue my sky until I post
January 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
She blue my sky until I post
Hey I am a 35-year old 25- or 45- year old what’s up with you
January 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey I am a 35-year old 25- or 45- year old what’s up with you
The Lawless Offices of Kyle E. Wyote
June 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The Lawless Offices of Kyle E. Wyote
Found a coriander seed in my pants
June 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Found a coriander seed in my pants
Reposted by Mike Rasimas
20 years ago today
June 4, 2024 at 11:40 PM
20 years ago today
Hello app and Dave. It’s time for a Michelob Ultra
May 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Hello app and Dave. It’s time for a Michelob Ultra
This has been a special message
not drum
December 21, 2023 at 2:32 AM
This has been a special message
So do you all do dog pics here too? Looking for dog pics. Funny animal pics and vids. I want clip after clip of your goofy pets and you have to be in the vids, doing your stupid baby voice. We want gifs of silly puppies. I need these links and DMs with fluffy kittens. Gotta see these pets
December 20, 2023 at 7:52 PM
So do you all do dog pics here too? Looking for dog pics. Funny animal pics and vids. I want clip after clip of your goofy pets and you have to be in the vids, doing your stupid baby voice. We want gifs of silly puppies. I need these links and DMs with fluffy kittens. Gotta see these pets
“I might actually post something if you do.” - @davemcnamara.com
December 20, 2023 at 7:40 PM
“I might actually post something if you do.” - @davemcnamara.com