What I’ve learned about my new job is I shouldn’t put anything off until the next day because the likelihood I will be putting out a new crisis that day is very very high
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
What I’ve learned about my new job is I shouldn’t put anything off until the next day because the likelihood I will be putting out a new crisis that day is very very high
This woman started humping and grinding on a pole in front of one of my gym crushes — the one that wears a T-shirt with tights that turn semi sheer whenever stretched — and his reaction was to pretend to make it rain on her.
And tbh, his stock went up in my heart
And tbh, his stock went up in my heart
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This woman started humping and grinding on a pole in front of one of my gym crushes — the one that wears a T-shirt with tights that turn semi sheer whenever stretched — and his reaction was to pretend to make it rain on her.
And tbh, his stock went up in my heart
And tbh, his stock went up in my heart
“You will find out that salt and sugar look the same but they taste different.”
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
“You will find out that salt and sugar look the same but they taste different.”
A little something about me:
For the past 5 months I have been the senior news editor at @them.us!! Loved it there. Hoped it was last for quite a while.
I’m speaking in past tense because yesterday was my last day. Today, I start a new role! 💕💕💕
For the past 5 months I have been the senior news editor at @them.us!! Loved it there. Hoped it was last for quite a while.
I’m speaking in past tense because yesterday was my last day. Today, I start a new role! 💕💕💕
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 PM
A little something about me:
For the past 5 months I have been the senior news editor at @them.us!! Loved it there. Hoped it was last for quite a while.
I’m speaking in past tense because yesterday was my last day. Today, I start a new role! 💕💕💕
For the past 5 months I have been the senior news editor at @them.us!! Loved it there. Hoped it was last for quite a while.
I’m speaking in past tense because yesterday was my last day. Today, I start a new role! 💕💕💕
Kirk Pressley, an icon in the DMV model troupe scene and a legend in ballroom, died on Wednesday at 36.
He was known for appearing in Rihanna’s Super Bowl teaser, Pose season 1, a viral clip as a Donald Trump parody, and his catchphrase “Let’s get excited.”
www.them.us/story/boom-b...
He was known for appearing in Rihanna’s Super Bowl teaser, Pose season 1, a viral clip as a Donald Trump parody, and his catchphrase “Let’s get excited.”
www.them.us/story/boom-b...
Boom Balenciaga, Ballroom Commentator and Rihanna Collaborator, Has Died
Kirk Pressley had previously gone viral on social media for a Trump parody.
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January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Kirk Pressley, an icon in the DMV model troupe scene and a legend in ballroom, died on Wednesday at 36.
He was known for appearing in Rihanna’s Super Bowl teaser, Pose season 1, a viral clip as a Donald Trump parody, and his catchphrase “Let’s get excited.”
www.them.us/story/boom-b...
He was known for appearing in Rihanna’s Super Bowl teaser, Pose season 1, a viral clip as a Donald Trump parody, and his catchphrase “Let’s get excited.”
www.them.us/story/boom-b...
Approaching the end of a long week with an even longer day
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Approaching the end of a long week with an even longer day
I haven’t been hungry all day (and still am not) which isn’t good because that means a migraine is imminent because I forgot to eat
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I haven’t been hungry all day (and still am not) which isn’t good because that means a migraine is imminent because I forgot to eat
Anyway goodnight I’m annoyed
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Anyway goodnight I’m annoyed
Hearing people say there’s nothing about consent and boundaries in Pillion makes me so 😵💫😵💫😵💫
That’s what the literal entire film is about?!
That’s what the literal entire film is about?!
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hearing people say there’s nothing about consent and boundaries in Pillion makes me so 😵💫😵💫😵💫
That’s what the literal entire film is about?!
That’s what the literal entire film is about?!
RuPaul in this thigh high!!
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
RuPaul in this thigh high!!
I know the tickets are a little pricey but Jinkx as Mary Todd Lincoln was worth it I fear
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I know the tickets are a little pricey but Jinkx as Mary Todd Lincoln was worth it I fear
Nvm apparently I was in Charleston, London, Las Vegas, DC, Montreal and Portugal in 2016.
And in the gym? And someone took a picture of me at fashion week without my knowledge and put it on a Tumblr.
And in the gym? And someone took a picture of me at fashion week without my knowledge and put it on a Tumblr.
Everyone still has pictures from 2016?!
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Nvm apparently I was in Charleston, London, Las Vegas, DC, Montreal and Portugal in 2016.
And in the gym? And someone took a picture of me at fashion week without my knowledge and put it on a Tumblr.
And in the gym? And someone took a picture of me at fashion week without my knowledge and put it on a Tumblr.
Everyone still has pictures from 2016?!
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Everyone still has pictures from 2016?!
If I keep skipping upper body days but take leg day very seriously will anything bad happen to me
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
If I keep skipping upper body days but take leg day very seriously will anything bad happen to me
Was just reminded of the line in Pillion: “no I am happy, I could just be a bit happier”
Which broke me a little bit the first time I heard it
Which broke me a little bit the first time I heard it
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Was just reminded of the line in Pillion: “no I am happy, I could just be a bit happier”
Which broke me a little bit the first time I heard it
Which broke me a little bit the first time I heard it
Yall really be in the gym hella cheeked up
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Yall really be in the gym hella cheeked up
Was I the only one who didn’t realize that you could take your old frames to the eye glass doctor and they could just … swap them out for new lenses?
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Was I the only one who didn’t realize that you could take your old frames to the eye glass doctor and they could just … swap them out for new lenses?
One thing about men, they are going to piss you off
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
One thing about men, they are going to piss you off
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bc this dead would be me
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
bc this dead would be me
If you ask me “WYD?” every day at the same time and I give you the same answer you don’t think you should maybe ask at another time if you want to make something happen?
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If you ask me “WYD?” every day at the same time and I give you the same answer you don’t think you should maybe ask at another time if you want to make something happen?
Every year I sit down and go through my bank accounts transaction by transaction to get a sense of what I made and what I spent and …
Unfortunately this year I thought money grew on trees!!
Unfortunately this year I thought money grew on trees!!
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Every year I sit down and go through my bank accounts transaction by transaction to get a sense of what I made and what I spent and …
Unfortunately this year I thought money grew on trees!!
Unfortunately this year I thought money grew on trees!!
I hate upper body work out days with such a vengeance.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I hate upper body work out days with such a vengeance.
Right, right, exactly www.them.us/story/nicki-...
A Timeline of Nicki Minaj's Descent Into Trump's MAGA World
After starting her career with a massive LGBTQ+ audience, the rapper has cozied up to Trump and J.D. Vance.
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December 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Right, right, exactly www.them.us/story/nicki-...
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wrote a brief overview of the 3 big anti-GAC proposals from HHS today:
1 bans hospitals from providing it to keep Medicaid/Medicare certification
2 bans state Medicaid and CHIP plans from funding it for under-19s
3 rolls back a Biden nondiscrimination rule *for all*
www.them.us/story/trump-...
1 bans hospitals from providing it to keep Medicaid/Medicare certification
2 bans state Medicaid and CHIP plans from funding it for under-19s
3 rolls back a Biden nondiscrimination rule *for all*
www.them.us/story/trump-...
Trump and RFK Jr. Move to Block All Hospitals From Offering Trans Youth Care
The administration is using Medicaid and Medicare funding as their way in.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
wrote a brief overview of the 3 big anti-GAC proposals from HHS today:
1 bans hospitals from providing it to keep Medicaid/Medicare certification
2 bans state Medicaid and CHIP plans from funding it for under-19s
3 rolls back a Biden nondiscrimination rule *for all*
www.them.us/story/trump-...
1 bans hospitals from providing it to keep Medicaid/Medicare certification
2 bans state Medicaid and CHIP plans from funding it for under-19s
3 rolls back a Biden nondiscrimination rule *for all*
www.them.us/story/trump-...
Lane V Rogers, also known as Blake Mitchell, has died www.them.us/story/lane-v...
OnlyFans Star Lane Rogers Dead at 31
Rogers was reportedly pronounced dead at the scene of a motorcycle accident.
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December 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Lane V Rogers, also known as Blake Mitchell, has died www.them.us/story/lane-v...