🎄Mike Kaessmas Tree🎄
@mikekaess.bsky.social
YouTuber. Toy Collector. Co-host of the Black Series Cantina podcast. He/Him
This is probably one of the best official release figures i’ve messed with in a while. Brawl looks great in both modes, and the transformation is really fun! It’s nice having a brawl that’s not just a repaint of a different tank. #Transformers #Brawl #Combaticons #Bruticus #ageoftheprimes
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This is probably one of the best official release figures i’ve messed with in a while. Brawl looks great in both modes, and the transformation is really fun! It’s nice having a brawl that’s not just a repaint of a different tank. #Transformers #Brawl #Combaticons #Bruticus #ageoftheprimes
One of my Christmas presents this year! Gamerverse Juggernaut is quite the beefy chunk of plastic! Simultaneously one of the least and most articulated figures in my collection and I love him! #MarvelLegends #Gamerverse #Juggernaut
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
One of my Christmas presents this year! Gamerverse Juggernaut is quite the beefy chunk of plastic! Simultaneously one of the least and most articulated figures in my collection and I love him! #MarvelLegends #Gamerverse #Juggernaut
One Battle After Another is a horny ass movie.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
One Battle After Another is a horny ass movie.
Sadly, this one was kind of boring. Which makes for a bad Statham movie. It had all the ingredients for a good one, it just forgot to be fun.
I’m very thankful for a new Jason Statham movie to watch every year on New Years Eve. I hope he never stops making these.
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Sadly, this one was kind of boring. Which makes for a bad Statham movie. It had all the ingredients for a good one, it just forgot to be fun.
I’m very thankful for a new Jason Statham movie to watch every year on New Years Eve. I hope he never stops making these.
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’m very thankful for a new Jason Statham movie to watch every year on New Years Eve. I hope he never stops making these.
You gotta get rid of the turd that’s making the farts, or the farts won’t stop.
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You gotta get rid of the turd that’s making the farts, or the farts won’t stop.
When people deny climate change, I just want to point out that within a 12 hour period, we had 68 degree humid weather. Then severe thunder storms/tornado warnings. And now it’s 28 degrees and sleeting.
That’s not normal.
That’s not normal.
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
When people deny climate change, I just want to point out that within a 12 hour period, we had 68 degree humid weather. Then severe thunder storms/tornado warnings. And now it’s 28 degrees and sleeting.
That’s not normal.
That’s not normal.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has even been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, will diminish, and go into the West and remain Tiny Tim.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has even been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
Another year, another whiskey and Star Wars on Christmas Eve. I chose this one just to piss the correct people off. #StarWars #TheLastJedi #ChristmasEve
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Another year, another whiskey and Star Wars on Christmas Eve. I chose this one just to piss the correct people off. #StarWars #TheLastJedi #ChristmasEve
I genuinely hope everyone has a Merry Christmas! Or what ever you like to celebrate around this time of year. Well wishes are the point of the post, I guess. #FreshMonkeyFiction #NaughtyorNiceCollection #SantaClaus
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I genuinely hope everyone has a Merry Christmas! Or what ever you like to celebrate around this time of year. Well wishes are the point of the post, I guess. #FreshMonkeyFiction #NaughtyorNiceCollection #SantaClaus
If Diehard is a Christmas Movie then White Christmas is a WW2 movie.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If Diehard is a Christmas Movie then White Christmas is a WW2 movie.
Reindeer? No. But I do have a moose. A good moose is worth 10 reindeer. #FourHorsemenStudios #FiguraObscura #FatherChristmas #MyhticLegions
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reindeer? No. But I do have a moose. A good moose is worth 10 reindeer. #FourHorsemenStudios #FiguraObscura #FatherChristmas #MyhticLegions
Merry Christmas Eve! Don’t be bad, or Papa Noel will give you coal. Or do be bad, if that’s your thing. #FreshMonkeyFiction #SantaClaus #NaughtyorNiceCollection
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Merry Christmas Eve! Don’t be bad, or Papa Noel will give you coal. Or do be bad, if that’s your thing. #FreshMonkeyFiction #SantaClaus #NaughtyorNiceCollection
A Muppet Christmas Carol is great. But Mickey’s Christmas Carol clears every time.
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December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A Muppet Christmas Carol is great. But Mickey’s Christmas Carol clears every time.
It’s a Muppets Christmas Special kinda day.
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s a Muppets Christmas Special kinda day.
What are your classic Christmas commercials that are burned into your brain? I have a few, but if I had to choose one, it would be this fruity pebbles commercial. Tell me yours, please.
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Fruity Pebbles Christmas Commercial
YouTube video by WillyTBird
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December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What are your classic Christmas commercials that are burned into your brain? I have a few, but if I had to choose one, it would be this fruity pebbles commercial. Tell me yours, please.
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First figure from 2026 arrived a bit early from @hasbropulse. I don’t have high expectations for this figure. I don’t think we need toe articulation in this line at all. I’d rather have thigh swivel over it any day of the week. #StarWarsTheBlackSeries #BookofBobaFett #bobafett
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
First figure from 2026 arrived a bit early from @hasbropulse. I don’t have high expectations for this figure. I don’t think we need toe articulation in this line at all. I’d rather have thigh swivel over it any day of the week. #StarWarsTheBlackSeries #BookofBobaFett #bobafett
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Well I gave in and opened it. It’s pretty much everything I’d want in a giant sentinel that costs less than $200. I always just feel guilty opening big toys to close to Christmas. But this was a gift to me. From me. So I can open it when I want. #MarvelLegends #Xmen97 #Sentinel
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Well I gave in and opened it. It’s pretty much everything I’d want in a giant sentinel that costs less than $200. I always just feel guilty opening big toys to close to Christmas. But this was a gift to me. From me. So I can open it when I want. #MarvelLegends #Xmen97 #Sentinel
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When did people stop knowing the difference between “sell” and “sale”? I see people using the wrong word all the time now.
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
When did people stop knowing the difference between “sell” and “sale”? I see people using the wrong word all the time now.
Got another Prime delivered today. I think this is 8? 9? Hard to keep track and I can’t be bothered to go check. #Transformers #AgeofthePrimes #QuintusPrime
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Got another Prime delivered today. I think this is 8? 9? Hard to keep track and I can’t be bothered to go check. #Transformers #AgeofthePrimes #QuintusPrime
“You didn’t see us alone in the south passage…” #StarWarsTheBlackSeries #EmpireStrikesBack #Snowpics
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“You didn’t see us alone in the south passage…” #StarWarsTheBlackSeries #EmpireStrikesBack #Snowpics
It’s 15 degrees outside and snowing. Guess what I’m taking pictures of.
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s 15 degrees outside and snowing. Guess what I’m taking pictures of.
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM