The Democrats are the.most ineffectual, spineless group of politicians on earth. They'd negotiate away their own right arms if it meant a perceived moral victory.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The Democrats are the.most ineffectual, spineless group of politicians on earth. They'd negotiate away their own right arms if it meant a perceived moral victory.
Weezer is the ChatGPT of rock music.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Weezer is the ChatGPT of rock music.
The balls on Robert Smith for being like "yeah, y'all are going to wait more than two minutes before you hear any vocals on this record."
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The balls on Robert Smith for being like "yeah, y'all are going to wait more than two minutes before you hear any vocals on this record."
Can't believe I have Rush tickets.
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can't believe I have Rush tickets.
It took 14 days but they're knocking at my door
eBird cops about to come after me because I saw a ruffed grouse in Dryden and they didn't. #birding
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It took 14 days but they're knocking at my door
Daylight Savings is coming in 10 days and I'm already pissed off.
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Daylight Savings is coming in 10 days and I'm already pissed off.
Thinking about hot dogs
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking about hot dogs
Pretty sure #TheChairCompany is just a sequel to Blue Velvet.
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pretty sure #TheChairCompany is just a sequel to Blue Velvet.
Was John Brown the only good sovereign citizen?
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Was John Brown the only good sovereign citizen?
I hope everyone is spinning a D'Angelo record today. One of the best to ever do it.
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hope everyone is spinning a D'Angelo record today. One of the best to ever do it.
look at this bald bitch
Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
look at this bald bitch
The first episode of #TheChairCompany could have had LYNCH/FROST PRODUCTIONS at the end and I wouldn't have been surprised.
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The first episode of #TheChairCompany could have had LYNCH/FROST PRODUCTIONS at the end and I wouldn't have been surprised.
ACAB included eBird reviewers
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ACAB included eBird reviewers
Best sentence of 2025
“We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night” is just an amazing sentence for this whole goat rodeo.
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Best sentence of 2025
I do not have the energy to watch hockey that pisses me off anymore.
October 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I do not have the energy to watch hockey that pisses me off anymore.
Chickadees are not my No. 1 songbird but they are definitely the best songbird.
October 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Chickadees are not my No. 1 songbird but they are definitely the best songbird.
THIS MAN INDIRECTLY KILLED DAVID LYNCH
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
THIS MAN INDIRECTLY KILLED DAVID LYNCH
Boss makes a million, I make a dime. That's why I'm job hunting on company time.
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Boss makes a million, I make a dime. That's why I'm job hunting on company time.
Nothing will ever bring me more joy than seeing clips of Dave Letterman losing his shit at the musical performances on his show.
October 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nothing will ever bring me more joy than seeing clips of Dave Letterman losing his shit at the musical performances on his show.
How am I supposed to just go about making slide decks about advertising when the Defense Secretary and President are telling US military brass that they want to use domestic cities as a training ground for soldiers?
September 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How am I supposed to just go about making slide decks about advertising when the Defense Secretary and President are telling US military brass that they want to use domestic cities as a training ground for soldiers?
Indoctrinating my daughter by playing her The Stooges songs on the ukulele
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Indoctrinating my daughter by playing her The Stooges songs on the ukulele
I cannot stop thinking about how Kamala Harris called Trump a "communist dictator."
September 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I cannot stop thinking about how Kamala Harris called Trump a "communist dictator."