Mike Dynamo
@mikedynamo.bsky.social
I write movie reviews and delightful songs. Simply look up "Mike Dynamo" on your streams or your Substack or anywhere else you go on the internet.
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Sometimes you just gotta write an essay about 2pac. The birth of "The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote" line.
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The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote: Where Does That Line Come From?
As I mentioned in the essay for "Desert of the Real,” the line originally comes from Tupac Shakur.
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December 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sometimes you just gotta write an essay about 2pac. The birth of "The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote" line.
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Christmas raps...
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Christmas Party Hop by Mike Dynamo (Visualizer)
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December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Christmas raps...
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Christmas Party Hop is my 5th favorite christmas song. My first will always be, "Santa Claus Need Some Lovin" by Albert King. But hey... I'm not here to rewrite classics
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“Christmas Party Hop?” What Does That Even Mean?
The answer will surprise you.
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December 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Christmas Party Hop is my 5th favorite christmas song. My first will always be, "Santa Claus Need Some Lovin" by Albert King. But hey... I'm not here to rewrite classics
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Nothing was more real than Villains, a song I wrote many, many years ago. I still find it hard to beat in realness. Have a read and take a listen.
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The Realest Shit I Ever Wrote #2: Villains by Rival City
A song for those people who are loyal to the death.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Nothing was more real than Villains, a song I wrote many, many years ago. I still find it hard to beat in realness. Have a read and take a listen.
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@atifmyers.bsky.social Group! I thank it’s a D&D group…
That just reminded me of a webcomic I used to read and got too into Rat Queens to finish… I’m going to see if I can find it
That just reminded me of a webcomic I used to read and got too into Rat Queens to finish… I’m going to see if I can find it
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
@atifmyers.bsky.social Group! I thank it’s a D&D group…
That just reminded me of a webcomic I used to read and got too into Rat Queens to finish… I’m going to see if I can find it
That just reminded me of a webcomic I used to read and got too into Rat Queens to finish… I’m going to see if I can find it
@atifmyers.bsky.social “Shadows of Mordor” might have been the last game I rented. The nemesis system is top tier.
I remember when you got far enough in the game the ones that come back will murder you despite how smart you’ve been with your upgrades. I loved it, but cared little for the story 😔
I remember when you got far enough in the game the ones that come back will murder you despite how smart you’ve been with your upgrades. I loved it, but cared little for the story 😔
a man with long hair and a cape is holding a blue object in his hand .
ALT: a man with long hair and a cape is holding a blue object in his hand .
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December 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
@atifmyers.bsky.social “Shadows of Mordor” might have been the last game I rented. The nemesis system is top tier.
I remember when you got far enough in the game the ones that come back will murder you despite how smart you’ve been with your upgrades. I loved it, but cared little for the story 😔
I remember when you got far enough in the game the ones that come back will murder you despite how smart you’ve been with your upgrades. I loved it, but cared little for the story 😔
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New episode is up where I review all-star batman! open.spotify.com/episode/6m1Y...
All Star Batman Review with Joe Welkie
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September 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
New episode is up where I review all-star batman! open.spotify.com/episode/6m1Y...
We know what AI is doing. And we don't care! We're going keep releasing music for a long time. Click, listen and get it on Bandcamp before it comes out internet-wide tomorrow.
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The December Monthly Release: Galatica (I’m Not Leaving)
A sexy story, told through song
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December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We know what AI is doing. And we don't care! We're going keep releasing music for a long time. Click, listen and get it on Bandcamp before it comes out internet-wide tomorrow.
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Do Movie Ratings stop mattering? I can’t find one for Zootopia 2.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Do Movie Ratings stop mattering? I can’t find one for Zootopia 2.
This is the remix! The jeeps pump this new remix! Take this song. Give it to a DJ. We’ve added the electro-bang on Ayeayeayeaye and created Aye (Vaffa Remix). Here’s a visualization.
Check it out!
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Check it out!
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Aye (Vaffa Remix) | Visualization
YouTube video by Mike Dynamo
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November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This is the remix! The jeeps pump this new remix! Take this song. Give it to a DJ. We’ve added the electro-bang on Ayeayeayeaye and created Aye (Vaffa Remix). Here’s a visualization.
Check it out!
youtu.be/MxmDK-x2Rv8?...
Check it out!
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Will AI Music kill independent artists?
Film at 11.
Film at 11.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Will AI Music kill independent artists?
Film at 11.
Film at 11.
How it feels sometimes to exist in this world. Enjoy!
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My Beliefs On How This World Works
Ideas! I have’em, you read’em. That’s how Substack works, right?
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November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How it feels sometimes to exist in this world. Enjoy!
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My deepest thoughts. Thanks for stopping by.
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My Beliefs On How This World Works
Ideas! I have’em, you read’em. That’s how Substack works, right?
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November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My deepest thoughts. Thanks for stopping by.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I dropped a music video today which you can find, however, I know a lot of you love the bits and pieces!
So, I split off my favorite part and supplied it right here on Bluesky. You’re welcome!
Feel free to ask any questions you have.
#mikedynamo
So, I split off my favorite part and supplied it right here on Bluesky. You’re welcome!
Feel free to ask any questions you have.
#mikedynamo
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I dropped a music video today which you can find, however, I know a lot of you love the bits and pieces!
So, I split off my favorite part and supplied it right here on Bluesky. You’re welcome!
Feel free to ask any questions you have.
#mikedynamo
So, I split off my favorite part and supplied it right here on Bluesky. You’re welcome!
Feel free to ask any questions you have.
#mikedynamo
Mike Dynamo - Ayeayeayeaye (Music Video)
YouTube video by Mike Dynamo
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November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm giving up on reviews for a while. They're fun, but it's time to take on more important challenges.
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Why I Quit Writing Reviews
You wanna know why? I’ll tell ya why!
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November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm giving up on reviews for a while. They're fun, but it's time to take on more important challenges.
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@atifmyers.bsky.social I love Mass Effect. I loved it so much I bought 2 novels of the book.
I read from time to time but not like that. That was pure Mass Effect.
I read from time to time but not like that. That was pure Mass Effect.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
@atifmyers.bsky.social I love Mass Effect. I loved it so much I bought 2 novels of the book.
I read from time to time but not like that. That was pure Mass Effect.
I read from time to time but not like that. That was pure Mass Effect.
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Ayeayeayeaye is one of the best songs ever written. It even has a rap part! #mikedynamo
Ayeayeayeaye is one of the best songs ever written. It even has a rap part! #mikedynamo
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
People say:
Ayeayeayeaye is one of the best songs ever written. It even has a rap part! #mikedynamo
Ayeayeayeaye is one of the best songs ever written. It even has a rap part! #mikedynamo
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Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
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I call this, my hardcore pop song... track.collabhouse.com/mikedynamo_a...
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October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I call this, my hardcore pop song... track.collabhouse.com/mikedynamo_a...
Only through the best picture of the best president ever could I write a piece like this. That's why you need to read it. What would it be like for you?
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My Life Under Great Leader Donald Trump Part #2
Where would the United States be without Great Leader Donald Trump? We'd be a shithole country, of course.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Only through the best picture of the best president ever could I write a piece like this. That's why you need to read it. What would it be like for you?
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JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures
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October 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I'm drooling at all the thought of the prison sentences these rich mofos deserve
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JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures
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October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm drooling at all the thought of the prison sentences these rich mofos deserve
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