Mike Cronin
@mikecronin.bsky.social
Formerly @bonesnake3. Comedy. Love. You know I be having kids!
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Me, craving mexican food so badly and trying not to order grub hub
a man in a spider man costume is making a funny face .
Alt: Spider man straining against something
media.tenor.com
June 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Me, craving mexican food so badly and trying not to order grub hub
Reposted by Mike Cronin
Bring back the plot specific promotional fast food movie tie-in
June 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bring back the plot specific promotional fast food movie tie-in
Tried to jack off to one of those statues of an old president that’s just the shoulders and head. I forget what that’s called. Anyways, it was a bust.
May 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Tried to jack off to one of those statues of an old president that’s just the shoulders and head. I forget what that’s called. Anyways, it was a bust.
Episode 2 of Seeing The Light w/Mike Cronin is out now! It's my vlog where I show you what it's like to be an unknown working stand up comedian!
youtu.be/DC8pb62cB4M?...
#standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #comedian #life #roaddog #humor #vlog #roadwork #writing #alsbreakfast
youtu.be/DC8pb62cB4M?...
#standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #comedian #life #roaddog #humor #vlog #roadwork #writing #alsbreakfast
Seeing The Light w/Mike Cronin Episode 2
YouTube video by Mike Cronin
youtu.be
April 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Episode 2 of Seeing The Light w/Mike Cronin is out now! It's my vlog where I show you what it's like to be an unknown working stand up comedian!
youtu.be/DC8pb62cB4M?...
#standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #comedian #life #roaddog #humor #vlog #roadwork #writing #alsbreakfast
youtu.be/DC8pb62cB4M?...
#standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #comedian #life #roaddog #humor #vlog #roadwork #writing #alsbreakfast
New episode of my vlog Seeing the Light about being a not famous road comic drops tomorrow at noon! Subscribe to my YouTube channel so you don’t miss it! And hey, kiss your mother for me!
www.youtube.com/@mikecroninc...
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Mike Cronin
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April 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
New episode of my vlog Seeing the Light about being a not famous road comic drops tomorrow at noon! Subscribe to my YouTube channel so you don’t miss it! And hey, kiss your mother for me!
www.youtube.com/@mikecroninc...
www.youtube.com/@mikecroninc...
Hello Bluesky!
I’m Mike Cronin! I’m 19 years into stand up comedy! I’ve created a vlog about what it’s like to be an unknown road comic trying to make a name for myself. Follow me this year through my journey!
youtu.be/1Hz5ummjo9U?...
I’m Mike Cronin! I’m 19 years into stand up comedy! I’ve created a vlog about what it’s like to be an unknown road comic trying to make a name for myself. Follow me this year through my journey!
youtu.be/1Hz5ummjo9U?...
Seeing The Light w/ Mike Cronin Episode 1
YouTube video by Mike Cronin
youtu.be
April 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Hello Bluesky!
I’m Mike Cronin! I’m 19 years into stand up comedy! I’ve created a vlog about what it’s like to be an unknown road comic trying to make a name for myself. Follow me this year through my journey!
youtu.be/1Hz5ummjo9U?...
I’m Mike Cronin! I’m 19 years into stand up comedy! I’ve created a vlog about what it’s like to be an unknown road comic trying to make a name for myself. Follow me this year through my journey!
youtu.be/1Hz5ummjo9U?...
Reading this book on Carson and it’s so confusing! It takes place in the 70’s and 80’s and they never once mention TRL. Like wtf lmao?!
March 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reading this book on Carson and it’s so confusing! It takes place in the 70’s and 80’s and they never once mention TRL. Like wtf lmao?!
My biggest problem with pit bulls is not that I’m afraid they’ll be aggressive or their bite force. It’s that they have the hugest asshole to body size ratio of the animal kingdom
March 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My biggest problem with pit bulls is not that I’m afraid they’ll be aggressive or their bite force. It’s that they have the hugest asshole to body size ratio of the animal kingdom
My son has the nerve to ask me what’s going on in a movie he’s been watching while I’m doing something in the other room. I don’t know, you piece of shit!
March 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My son has the nerve to ask me what’s going on in a movie he’s been watching while I’m doing something in the other room. I don’t know, you piece of shit!
So jealous of the Captain America 4 version of America. Sure, their president turned into a rage monster and messed up the White House but at least he kept it local and had the dignity to resign in disgrace after.
March 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So jealous of the Captain America 4 version of America. Sure, their president turned into a rage monster and messed up the White House but at least he kept it local and had the dignity to resign in disgrace after.
In the early 2000s, we thought Elon Musk was gonna be a real life Iron Man and now he’s just become the bad guy from Cars 2
a green car is driving down a red carpet with the words `` what ? me ? you 've got to be crazy '' .
ALT: a green car is driving down a red carpet with the words `` what ? me ? you 've got to be crazy '' .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
In the early 2000s, we thought Elon Musk was gonna be a real life Iron Man and now he’s just become the bad guy from Cars 2
Just landed at CLT. It’s weird most men can’t find this place
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just landed at CLT. It’s weird most men can’t find this place
I think 2 big keys of being a good parent are radical acceptance but also knowing your limits. For instance, my sons can be gay, straight, bi or trans but I refuse to raise a magician!
January 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I think 2 big keys of being a good parent are radical acceptance but also knowing your limits. For instance, my sons can be gay, straight, bi or trans but I refuse to raise a magician!
For September 11th, We Never Forget. But for January 6th…. It was probably Antifa?
January 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
For September 11th, We Never Forget. But for January 6th…. It was probably Antifa?
I’ll tell you this right here and now: If I catch Santa kissing my kids mommy, I’ll beat that fat fuck’s ass! And his damn reindeer too. I’m not above fighting a deer
December 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I’ll tell you this right here and now: If I catch Santa kissing my kids mommy, I’ll beat that fat fuck’s ass! And his damn reindeer too. I’m not above fighting a deer
Remember when all our parents had tall ass beds? God damnit those beds were tall
December 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Remember when all our parents had tall ass beds? God damnit those beds were tall
Jeff Hadley looking like he’s from that Pinocchio island that turns bad boys into donkeys #GoLions @detroitlions.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Jeff Hadley looking like he’s from that Pinocchio island that turns bad boys into donkeys #GoLions @detroitlions.bsky.social
Why would I go see that new Bob Dylan movie when I can just rewatch that part of Walk Hard where he’s in his Dylan phase?
a man in a white shirt and black tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black tie is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Why would I go see that new Bob Dylan movie when I can just rewatch that part of Walk Hard where he’s in his Dylan phase?
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Michigan football team arrives home to Ann Arbor, immediately go to Yost Ice Arena for the Wolverines' game against Western Michigan, preceded by a montage of OSU game highlights (sorry no audio, the stream mutes it between periods but don't miss the Michigan Nutcracker):
December 1, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Michigan football team arrives home to Ann Arbor, immediately go to Yost Ice Arena for the Wolverines' game against Western Michigan, preceded by a montage of OSU game highlights (sorry no audio, the stream mutes it between periods but don't miss the Michigan Nutcracker):
Cincinnati! I’ll be at Go Bananas Comedy Club opening for a dear friend Sam Evans tonight-Sunday! Get your tickets now!!! gobananascomedy.com/main/show/tba/
Sam Evans – Go Bananas Comedy Club
gobananascomedy.com
November 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Cincinnati! I’ll be at Go Bananas Comedy Club opening for a dear friend Sam Evans tonight-Sunday! Get your tickets now!!! gobananascomedy.com/main/show/tba/
Watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade with one son in my lap seeing Kylie Minogue sing “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” while my fiance was cleaning our other son who had shit outside of his diaper and was holding it in his hand is a special memory I’ll cherish for a long time
November 29, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade with one son in my lap seeing Kylie Minogue sing “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” while my fiance was cleaning our other son who had shit outside of his diaper and was holding it in his hand is a special memory I’ll cherish for a long time
I just took a shit and was wiping and thought I saw a worm in the toilet and then remembered that just 3 seconds before I pulled lint out of the top of my buttcrack and that’s what it was.
Anyways, this is my first post on Bluesky
Anyways, this is my first post on Bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I just took a shit and was wiping and thought I saw a worm in the toilet and then remembered that just 3 seconds before I pulled lint out of the top of my buttcrack and that’s what it was.
Anyways, this is my first post on Bluesky
Anyways, this is my first post on Bluesky