toby queef
@mikeandyikes.bsky.social
Wyd when ur bf cheats on u but u take him back then two months later he breaks up with u ha ha ha asking for a friend
January 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wyd when ur bf cheats on u but u take him back then two months later he breaks up with u ha ha ha asking for a friend
Does meta own BuzzFeed if not I’m going back there and will spend my time taking silly little quizzes
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Does meta own BuzzFeed if not I’m going back there and will spend my time taking silly little quizzes
Fuck you zuckerberg
January 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Fuck you zuckerberg
Also have a fresh sourdough loaf fermenting in the fridge just waiting to be baked
a woman says nothing like it in front of her face
ALT: a woman says nothing like it in front of her face
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Also have a fresh sourdough loaf fermenting in the fridge just waiting to be baked
I can’t stop thinking about all the beans and greens I’m going to be eating tomorrow I’m irrationally excited
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I can’t stop thinking about all the beans and greens I’m going to be eating tomorrow I’m irrationally excited
Ride or die celebrity stans are SO weird I don’t understand celebrity worship culture at all
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Ride or die celebrity stans are SO weird I don’t understand celebrity worship culture at all
I am fully confident that I could easily eat my weight in crispy onions
November 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am fully confident that I could easily eat my weight in crispy onions
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My response to everything today:
🤬 😡 😪
🤬 😡 😪
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
My response to everything today:
🤬 😡 😪
🤬 😡 😪
Me
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
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November 25, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Me
I love that it gets dark so early this time of year bc I’m a “get in my pjs at 6pm” type of girl year round but it feels less wrong now
November 17, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I love that it gets dark so early this time of year bc I’m a “get in my pjs at 6pm” type of girl year round but it feels less wrong now
They ruin my day every time
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
They ruin my day every time
That whole fight felt fake and embarrassing
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
That whole fight felt fake and embarrassing
Mike Tyson smacking jake paul in the face was his most aggressive move of the day tbh
November 16, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Mike Tyson smacking jake paul in the face was his most aggressive move of the day tbh
Why is every post on this app about cats
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Why is every post on this app about cats
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Wish I had a chicken sandwich rn
November 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Wish I had a chicken sandwich rn