I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

Me last night: I'll get up at 9am and be productive
Me at 11:30am after not going to sleep until 3am: ....shoot

Solid advice IMO 🤷‍♀️

📚Won't Let You Get Away
#bookrecs

Today I learned that I cannot write a flashback scene in italics because I tilt my head until my neck starts to hurt...

(Now I'll write normally and change it once it's done because...ow)

Hockey romance with a little secret dating? Yes please!🫠

Idk what it means that the prologue of this book has been written while listening to All Too Well (20 Minute Version) by Taylor Swift on repeat and nothing else…but do with that information as you please

Nothing like trying to write when you have a dog snoring in each ear 🤣

When she calls off her wedding & goes on the non-refundable Christmas honeymoon by herself….

And turns it into a 4 day vacation with ✨benefits✨ with the stranger she met at the resort bar…

(Oh and they have net fun…massage table fun…rum tour fun…)

*awkwardly taps mic* okay so here I am…