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@miiink.bsky.social
27 she/her
Mink are dark-colored, semiaquatic, carnivorous mammals of the genera Neogale and Mustela and part of the family Mustelidae, which also includes weasels, otters, and ferrets.
Mink are dark-colored, semiaquatic, carnivorous mammals of the genera Neogale and Mustela and part of the family Mustelidae, which also includes weasels, otters, and ferrets.
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mink 🏳️⚧️
@miiink.bsky.social
· Sep 30
Someone please tell me what this thing is for I keep losing my tower control games 😞 #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
Ok I know this is old but honestly I think about it a lot. I think this is a massive oversimplification at best and I have an entire list of counterexamples. I think most of these would be better if you survive but they have an almost 0% chance of surviving and they're still good plays.
dying is bad
it doesn't matter if you were distracting people
it doesn't matter if you were coolered
do things without dying
jump out or disengage sooner
don't do things where you have to die in the process
dying is bad
unless you like gambling, then go ahead gamble on your teammates' success
it doesn't matter if you were distracting people
it doesn't matter if you were coolered
do things without dying
jump out or disengage sooner
don't do things where you have to die in the process
dying is bad
unless you like gambling, then go ahead gamble on your teammates' success
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ok I know this is old but honestly I think about it a lot. I think this is a massive oversimplification at best and I have an entire list of counterexamples. I think most of these would be better if you survive but they have an almost 0% chance of surviving and they're still good plays.
Hello #compsplatpon friends with ADHD or similar struggles: how do you stay focused in games? I find that my biggest challenge is my own ability to pay attention. My mind wanders to and I go on autopilot. I have a couple of things that I do which I will list below but I’d like to hear others too.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hello #compsplatpon friends with ADHD or similar struggles: how do you stay focused in games? I find that my biggest challenge is my own ability to pay attention. My mind wanders to and I go on autopilot. I have a couple of things that I do which I will list below but I’d like to hear others too.
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I think I'm ready to play Wiper in tourney now
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think I'm ready to play Wiper in tourney now
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
Look, we all know what can save recycled brella so I’m just gonna say it. The shield needs to do lethal damage and have the velocity of a stamper vertical slash. #highdivsplatoon #hyperdive #compsplatoon
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Look, we all know what can save recycled brella so I’m just gonna say it. The shield needs to do lethal damage and have the velocity of a stamper vertical slash. #highdivsplatoon #hyperdive #compsplatoon
I love how transphobes use the argument that it goes against what God intended when the human body is so hilariously poorly designed in so many way.
You know when you get a virus and your immune system responds by trying to fucking murder you? Sorry for not trusting whoever made that design choice
You know when you get a virus and your immune system responds by trying to fucking murder you? Sorry for not trusting whoever made that design choice
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I love how transphobes use the argument that it goes against what God intended when the human body is so hilariously poorly designed in so many way.
You know when you get a virus and your immune system responds by trying to fucking murder you? Sorry for not trusting whoever made that design choice
You know when you get a virus and your immune system responds by trying to fucking murder you? Sorry for not trusting whoever made that design choice
No one plays just 1 of these weapons, if you play 1 you also play AT LEAST one other (if you play these you also play wiper but not all wipers play one of these.) #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No one plays just 1 of these weapons, if you play 1 you also play AT LEAST one other (if you play these you also play wiper but not all wipers play one of these.) #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
I really like that the gold aerospray kit’s main and sub weapon are almost exactly the same #highdivsplatoon
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I really like that the gold aerospray kit’s main and sub weapon are almost exactly the same #highdivsplatoon
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so do you guys think Mamadani will flop or slay
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
so do you guys think Mamadani will flop or slay
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What if instead of “sink or swim” we called it like, “a lot of ink”
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What if instead of “sink or swim” we called it like, “a lot of ink”
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I made a feed for #highdivsplatoon for all your splatoon content of the highest divs
#compsplatoon
bsky.app/profile/did:...
#compsplatoon
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I made a feed for #highdivsplatoon for all your splatoon content of the highest divs
#compsplatoon
bsky.app/profile/did:...
#compsplatoon
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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A lot of team recruitment posters I see say "minimal tilt", "no tilt", etc.
When are we gonna get a team asking for maximum tilt? Where are the people willing to throw a chair after winning OR losing?
#highdivsplatoon
When are we gonna get a team asking for maximum tilt? Where are the people willing to throw a chair after winning OR losing?
#highdivsplatoon
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
A lot of team recruitment posters I see say "minimal tilt", "no tilt", etc.
When are we gonna get a team asking for maximum tilt? Where are the people willing to throw a chair after winning OR losing?
#highdivsplatoon
When are we gonna get a team asking for maximum tilt? Where are the people willing to throw a chair after winning OR losing?
#highdivsplatoon
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Hey there #compsplatoon! We need you!
We have a new and upcoming project that requires significantly more resources than we have right now and we really need more volunteers to help us run out new project! If you're interested, please go apply! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
We have a new and upcoming project that requires significantly more resources than we have right now and we really need more volunteers to help us run out new project! If you're interested, please go apply! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Shark Tank Staff Application Form
docs.google.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hey there #compsplatoon! We need you!
We have a new and upcoming project that requires significantly more resources than we have right now and we really need more volunteers to help us run out new project! If you're interested, please go apply! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
We have a new and upcoming project that requires significantly more resources than we have right now and we really need more volunteers to help us run out new project! If you're interested, please go apply! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
To everyone who plays Hyperdive I’m so sorry but my posts get the most interaction when I make fun of Hyperdive so I’m going to try to keep that trend alive as long as I can.
Too bad I can’t keep the Hyperdive players alive too lol got’em #highdivsplatoon
Too bad I can’t keep the Hyperdive players alive too lol got’em #highdivsplatoon
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
To everyone who plays Hyperdive I’m so sorry but my posts get the most interaction when I make fun of Hyperdive so I’m going to try to keep that trend alive as long as I can.
Too bad I can’t keep the Hyperdive players alive too lol got’em #highdivsplatoon
Too bad I can’t keep the Hyperdive players alive too lol got’em #highdivsplatoon
I’m pioneering a new playstyle called “ultradive” where you just jump straight off the map from spawn #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m pioneering a new playstyle called “ultradive” where you just jump straight off the map from spawn #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
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this is so fucking condescending that i would quit the platform on the spot were i not hopelessly addicted to it
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
this is so fucking condescending that i would quit the platform on the spot were i not hopelessly addicted to it
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Today is the unholy unity of Splatfest weekend and a significant tourney in which Splatfest tees are ban, where it’s extremely easy to make the mistake of starting a set with the tee on since players are hopping in and out of pb lobbies about 10-12 times in a 3 hour span. May the zapfish show mercy.
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Today is the unholy unity of Splatfest weekend and a significant tourney in which Splatfest tees are ban, where it’s extremely easy to make the mistake of starting a set with the tee on since players are hopping in and out of pb lobbies about 10-12 times in a 3 hour span. May the zapfish show mercy.
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I keep forgetting to say stuff here.
either way splatoon splatoon splatoon.
either way splatoon splatoon splatoon.
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I keep forgetting to say stuff here.
either way splatoon splatoon splatoon.
either way splatoon splatoon splatoon.
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The year is 20XX. Mankind has perfected counterpick rules after cycling through countless formats that includes input from both teams, fans, and the overlords.
Game 2 is still TC Art Academy.
Game 2 is still TC Art Academy.
October 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The year is 20XX. Mankind has perfected counterpick rules after cycling through countless formats that includes input from both teams, fans, and the overlords.
Game 2 is still TC Art Academy.
Game 2 is still TC Art Academy.
It would be super funny if decav got cooler because then we’d have a Splatana with every meta defining special. But I don’t want that, I want decav to get no kit. I mean like it should get a 3rd kit but no sub or special just decav. That’s what it deserves. #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
October 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It would be super funny if decav got cooler because then we’d have a Splatana with every meta defining special. But I don’t want that, I want decav to get no kit. I mean like it should get a 3rd kit but no sub or special just decav. That’s what it deserves. #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon