It’s started. All frozen up this morning. Sad times.

So I’ve had 4 poo’s so far today. Honestly…. My ring is on fire. I’m in agony. Worst part is that my tum tum is grumbling again. Number 5 is imminent and I’m not sure how I’ll cope. Might just have to jump in the shower to clean it cos wiping is a terrifying thought.

Right then, you gang of swines…. my boss mate is here and deserves a load more followers, so do me a favour please. Ta. X.

I won’t do another post like this, probably. Xx bsky.app/profile/sarj...

Can we say cunt on here without getting a ban?

I’m just checking the rules to see if I wanna play.