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Ahhh, a new year and a new avatar.
Some people look at this and think, "That's pretty creepy." I look at this and say, "I'm sticking my tongue on there."
Some people look at this and think, "That's pretty creepy." I look at this and say, "I'm sticking my tongue on there."
Shoutout to the worst goddamn thing I've tasted all year.
FYI. Things like, "whipped topping product," "or "prepared cheese product" or "HOLIDAY BEVERAGE," are obvious knockoffs.
I knew this going in, but its far past Christmas and there's no actual nog left. Worth a shot.
Awful. Jesus Christ.
FYI. Things like, "whipped topping product," "or "prepared cheese product" or "HOLIDAY BEVERAGE," are obvious knockoffs.
I knew this going in, but its far past Christmas and there's no actual nog left. Worth a shot.
Awful. Jesus Christ.
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Shoutout to the worst goddamn thing I've tasted all year.
FYI. Things like, "whipped topping product," "or "prepared cheese product" or "HOLIDAY BEVERAGE," are obvious knockoffs.
I knew this going in, but its far past Christmas and there's no actual nog left. Worth a shot.
Awful. Jesus Christ.
FYI. Things like, "whipped topping product," "or "prepared cheese product" or "HOLIDAY BEVERAGE," are obvious knockoffs.
I knew this going in, but its far past Christmas and there's no actual nog left. Worth a shot.
Awful. Jesus Christ.
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This week in: "Mick Randomly decided to watch an old movie"
Minority Report is actually kinda fantastic. Although I always get waves of silliness looking at old Sci-Fi and going, "Ha. That's impractical as fuck." Digital signatures exist for a reason. We don't need to carve sht on wooden balls.
Minority Report is actually kinda fantastic. Although I always get waves of silliness looking at old Sci-Fi and going, "Ha. That's impractical as fuck." Digital signatures exist for a reason. We don't need to carve sht on wooden balls.
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
This week in: "Mick Randomly decided to watch an old movie"
Minority Report is actually kinda fantastic. Although I always get waves of silliness looking at old Sci-Fi and going, "Ha. That's impractical as fuck." Digital signatures exist for a reason. We don't need to carve sht on wooden balls.
Minority Report is actually kinda fantastic. Although I always get waves of silliness looking at old Sci-Fi and going, "Ha. That's impractical as fuck." Digital signatures exist for a reason. We don't need to carve sht on wooden balls.
I can't remember. Was there a reason Pegasus embarrassed Bandit Keith in front of everyone and ruined his career? Or did he just feel like being a dick that day?
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I can't remember. Was there a reason Pegasus embarrassed Bandit Keith in front of everyone and ruined his career? Or did he just feel like being a dick that day?
Our boy is still stuck in the Tome of 63. Turns out, it contains not just movie/media references, but also video game characters as well. Bastian has never played a video game in his life and has no idea what the hell a, "Bandicoot" even is, much less a Dingogile. Oh well.
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Our boy is still stuck in the Tome of 63. Turns out, it contains not just movie/media references, but also video game characters as well. Bastian has never played a video game in his life and has no idea what the hell a, "Bandicoot" even is, much less a Dingogile. Oh well.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
"They have a point," has become one of my most hated phrases. People pretend having a singular point means you're correct.
Some Dumbfuck: There's a real homeless problem in this city.
Other Person: For sure.
Some Dumbfuck: Therefore the solution is incinerate all the homeless.
Other: Uhhh...
Some Dumbfuck: There's a real homeless problem in this city.
Other Person: For sure.
Some Dumbfuck: Therefore the solution is incinerate all the homeless.
Other: Uhhh...
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"They have a point," has become one of my most hated phrases. People pretend having a singular point means you're correct.
Some Dumbfuck: There's a real homeless problem in this city.
Other Person: For sure.
Some Dumbfuck: Therefore the solution is incinerate all the homeless.
Other: Uhhh...
Some Dumbfuck: There's a real homeless problem in this city.
Other Person: For sure.
Some Dumbfuck: Therefore the solution is incinerate all the homeless.
Other: Uhhh...
Me whenever cats are involved. They never know what hit them. Except when they do, because I loudly announce my presence, point at them, and crab walk in their general direction.
Yes I have a camera in my kitchen. Those fuckers wont stop climbing on shit.
Yes I have a camera in my kitchen. Those fuckers wont stop climbing on shit.
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Me whenever cats are involved. They never know what hit them. Except when they do, because I loudly announce my presence, point at them, and crab walk in their general direction.
Yes I have a camera in my kitchen. Those fuckers wont stop climbing on shit.
Yes I have a camera in my kitchen. Those fuckers wont stop climbing on shit.
Lazily colored version of a pic that's been exclusive to my Patreon up until now.
Benefits of a pokemon that's just twice as big: Getting smothered.
Also getting smothered while thigh fucking someone might be my number one fetish period.
Benefits of a pokemon that's just twice as big: Getting smothered.
Also getting smothered while thigh fucking someone might be my number one fetish period.
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Lazily colored version of a pic that's been exclusive to my Patreon up until now.
Benefits of a pokemon that's just twice as big: Getting smothered.
Also getting smothered while thigh fucking someone might be my number one fetish period.
Benefits of a pokemon that's just twice as big: Getting smothered.
Also getting smothered while thigh fucking someone might be my number one fetish period.
Sometimes I like to think, "What if a regular-ass pokemon, but like twice as big." I then get extremely horny.
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes I like to think, "What if a regular-ass pokemon, but like twice as big." I then get extremely horny.
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Gosh you’re gonna look so pretty!
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Gosh you’re gonna look so pretty!
It should be no secret that I like sphaghetti, however noodles ain't exactly what I'd call healthy, so I figured this was worth a try. I have much exeperience with shitty, wheat-based alternatives, (my mom was into Keto for the longest.) So I knew the texture would suck unless I went a bit extra-
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It should be no secret that I like sphaghetti, however noodles ain't exactly what I'd call healthy, so I figured this was worth a try. I have much exeperience with shitty, wheat-based alternatives, (my mom was into Keto for the longest.) So I knew the texture would suck unless I went a bit extra-
The World: "Nooo, Mick! You can't just R63 Dingodile and add slutty black lipstick to her!"
Mick: Hee hee. Dingo go brrrrrr
Mick: Hee hee. Dingo go brrrrrr
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The World: "Nooo, Mick! You can't just R63 Dingodile and add slutty black lipstick to her!"
Mick: Hee hee. Dingo go brrrrrr
Mick: Hee hee. Dingo go brrrrrr
"Null" stuff is one of those things that's on the fringes of my interest. I'm not super into it, but ever since I made a certain fox and a certain manticore/succubus, I've found null stuff very-well suited to my fetish for being pinned against a wall and forced to fuck someone's thighs.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"Null" stuff is one of those things that's on the fringes of my interest. I'm not super into it, but ever since I made a certain fox and a certain manticore/succubus, I've found null stuff very-well suited to my fetish for being pinned against a wall and forced to fuck someone's thighs.
One of the first RPGs I ever played as a young'un was Tales of Symphonia. Still kind of holds up, but that series has done nothing by disappoint me storywise from then on. Might just be me falling off from JRPGs in general, but damn is it crazy how little those stories make me feel.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
One of the first RPGs I ever played as a young'un was Tales of Symphonia. Still kind of holds up, but that series has done nothing by disappoint me storywise from then on. Might just be me falling off from JRPGs in general, but damn is it crazy how little those stories make me feel.
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she was NOT ready for allat
#nsfw #nsfwart #orcgirl #bbw #bbwart #transfem #transnsfw #fantasynsfw #DNDNSFW #EroticDND #yuri #halforc #lewdart #sizedifference
#nsfw #nsfwart #orcgirl #bbw #bbwart #transfem #transnsfw #fantasynsfw #DNDNSFW #EroticDND #yuri #halforc #lewdart #sizedifference
January 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
she was NOT ready for allat
#nsfw #nsfwart #orcgirl #bbw #bbwart #transfem #transnsfw #fantasynsfw #DNDNSFW #EroticDND #yuri #halforc #lewdart #sizedifference
#nsfw #nsfwart #orcgirl #bbw #bbwart #transfem #transnsfw #fantasynsfw #DNDNSFW #EroticDND #yuri #halforc #lewdart #sizedifference
More of the robot dinosaur.
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
More of the robot dinosaur.
The key to success is failure and iteration.
1: Cut potatoes. Soak water 20 min. Roll in spices. Oven Fry. - Failed. Gummy. Shit.
2: Boil instead. Baking soda. Spices. Olive Oil - Tastes really good. Crispy, but look at that goddamn rosemary. Skip it next time.
We have a path forward.
1: Cut potatoes. Soak water 20 min. Roll in spices. Oven Fry. - Failed. Gummy. Shit.
2: Boil instead. Baking soda. Spices. Olive Oil - Tastes really good. Crispy, but look at that goddamn rosemary. Skip it next time.
We have a path forward.
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The key to success is failure and iteration.
1: Cut potatoes. Soak water 20 min. Roll in spices. Oven Fry. - Failed. Gummy. Shit.
2: Boil instead. Baking soda. Spices. Olive Oil - Tastes really good. Crispy, but look at that goddamn rosemary. Skip it next time.
We have a path forward.
1: Cut potatoes. Soak water 20 min. Roll in spices. Oven Fry. - Failed. Gummy. Shit.
2: Boil instead. Baking soda. Spices. Olive Oil - Tastes really good. Crispy, but look at that goddamn rosemary. Skip it next time.
We have a path forward.
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A fat, drunk clown girlfriend in my bed who'll let me hump her belly.
Penis version on my Patreon:
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Penis version on my Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/micknasty
https://subscribestar.adult/micknasty
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
A fat, drunk clown girlfriend in my bed who'll let me hump her belly.
Penis version on my Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/micknasty
https://subscribestar.adult/micknasty
Penis version on my Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/micknasty
https://subscribestar.adult/micknasty
Coming from a guy that actually didn't mind Emerald Hunting, (the early levels, anyway,) who the actual fuck decided scavenger hunts were the way to go in Shadow The Hedgehog? Somebody made that decision AND decided not to give you a radar.
Funnily enough one of the screenshots on the back of the-
Funnily enough one of the screenshots on the back of the-
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Coming from a guy that actually didn't mind Emerald Hunting, (the early levels, anyway,) who the actual fuck decided scavenger hunts were the way to go in Shadow The Hedgehog? Somebody made that decision AND decided not to give you a radar.
Funnily enough one of the screenshots on the back of the-
Funnily enough one of the screenshots on the back of the-
I sometimes think of media as the famous Horseshoe Theory. On the far right you have historical media where the Greeks were totally just friends. On the left, literally every famous pair of male characters are gay.
And then I chuckle to myself like an idiot.
And then I chuckle to myself like an idiot.
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I sometimes think of media as the famous Horseshoe Theory. On the far right you have historical media where the Greeks were totally just friends. On the left, literally every famous pair of male characters are gay.
And then I chuckle to myself like an idiot.
And then I chuckle to myself like an idiot.
Character I should use more. A Ship AI stuffed into the body of a robot dinosaur sexbot. Can inhabit that body at will, (it's normally docked like a Roomba,) and does so because mods installed in the body simulate sexual pleasure for her.
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Character I should use more. A Ship AI stuffed into the body of a robot dinosaur sexbot. Can inhabit that body at will, (it's normally docked like a Roomba,) and does so because mods installed in the body simulate sexual pleasure for her.
Hello, Carol. We are John Cena.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Hello, Carol. We are John Cena.
5 years I've had this mug. Borosilicate. Double-walled. Insulated. Used every day for everything from coffee to tea. Washed and dried more times than you could count, and now this is what's left of him.
Only now do I realize I literally had no other mugs in the house.
Salute.
Only now do I realize I literally had no other mugs in the house.
Salute.
January 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
5 years I've had this mug. Borosilicate. Double-walled. Insulated. Used every day for everything from coffee to tea. Washed and dried more times than you could count, and now this is what's left of him.
Only now do I realize I literally had no other mugs in the house.
Salute.
Only now do I realize I literally had no other mugs in the house.
Salute.