Michael Rakoff
@michaelrakoff.bsky.social
Screenwriter.
Dynasty Fantasy Football Enthusiast.
Kahu 🐈⬛ 🐕 🐱 🐶 🐰 🐟
Married to the wonderful mother of cats 🐈⬛ ❤️
Dynasty Fantasy Football Enthusiast.
Kahu 🐈⬛ 🐕 🐱 🐶 🐰 🐟
Married to the wonderful mother of cats 🐈⬛ ❤️
Anti-Establishment Captain America was so dope man and the Russo Brothers deserve all the flowers for fixing that character.
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Anti-Establishment Captain America was so dope man and the Russo Brothers deserve all the flowers for fixing that character.
Little bro just hit me with the “Can you give me some good horror movie recs?” text.
I was made for this.
I was made for this.
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November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Little bro just hit me with the “Can you give me some good horror movie recs?” text.
I was made for this.
I was made for this.
After they tried everything in the book but still can’t beat Mamdani:
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October 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
After they tried everything in the book but still can’t beat Mamdani:
I’m sorry but I cannot bring myself to give a single fuck about what Trump does to the White House, with everything that is happening in this country. There are so many other things that deserve our energy.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m sorry but I cannot bring myself to give a single fuck about what Trump does to the White House, with everything that is happening in this country. There are so many other things that deserve our energy.
Disagreeing with people on blue sky is like you’re disagreeing with your best friends. Disagreeing with people on X is like you’re disagreeing with Himmler and Goebbels.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Disagreeing with people on blue sky is like you’re disagreeing with your best friends. Disagreeing with people on X is like you’re disagreeing with Himmler and Goebbels.
Reposted by Michael Rakoff
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
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October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
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Idiot
I got BTJ. Had to say goodbye to the sweet prince but I think the tier up is worth it. 26 1st should be late.
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Idiot
We’re witnessing Al Franken 2.0 btw
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We’re witnessing Al Franken 2.0 btw
Spent a few months on X for fantasy football updates. No matter what I did or didn’t do — maga trash made its way into my feed. Spent 5 seconds back on this app and I think I seriously need someone to cleanse me. I am impure.
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October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Spent a few months on X for fantasy football updates. No matter what I did or didn’t do — maga trash made its way into my feed. Spent 5 seconds back on this app and I think I seriously need someone to cleanse me. I am impure.
No Kings today in Pasadena. Great turnout.
June 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No Kings today in Pasadena. Great turnout.
I launched a steampunk lamp Etsy shop in honor of my cat Shade, who recently passed away. It’s helped me put my energy into something constructive. 10% of all my sales will go to The Pet Fund, a non-profit that helps families with emergency vet bills. Etsy shop is in the comments. Here goes nothing.
May 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I launched a steampunk lamp Etsy shop in honor of my cat Shade, who recently passed away. It’s helped me put my energy into something constructive. 10% of all my sales will go to The Pet Fund, a non-profit that helps families with emergency vet bills. Etsy shop is in the comments. Here goes nothing.
I have a 3rd draft. Waiting on feedback from the director.
I have a 2nd draft. On to revisions again.
I have a 1st draft. On to revisions.
May 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have a 3rd draft. Waiting on feedback from the director.
Not a bad haul for a rookie draft.
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not a bad haul for a rookie draft.
I’ve book marked so many Omarion Hampton posts. Dude is a beast. Deniers will pay.
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ve book marked so many Omarion Hampton posts. Dude is a beast. Deniers will pay.
Got the league good with this April fools trade. Get your league mates while you can. Just make sure the commish is on board.
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Got the league good with this April fools trade. Get your league mates while you can. Just make sure the commish is on board.
I got BTJ. Had to say goodbye to the sweet prince but I think the tier up is worth it. 26 1st should be late.
March 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I got BTJ. Had to say goodbye to the sweet prince but I think the tier up is worth it. 26 1st should be late.
I have a 2nd draft. On to revisions again.
I have a 1st draft. On to revisions.
I’m in the 1st draft phase where everything I write is shit but I have to keep going.
March 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I have a 2nd draft. On to revisions again.
You hate to see it but at least I got a chip.
March 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You hate to see it but at least I got a chip.
Took my boy outside today to work on his fast break alley-oop. Took us a second to link up but eventually we got it. ❄️ 🏀 🐕
March 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Took my boy outside today to work on his fast break alley-oop. Took us a second to link up but eventually we got it. ❄️ 🏀 🐕
Last night our film “Supply Side Jesus” took home Best Feature Film at the Los Angeles Stars Film Festival.
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Last night our film “Supply Side Jesus” took home Best Feature Film at the Los Angeles Stars Film Festival.
It’s no academy award but last night our film -Supply Side Jesus- won Best Feature Film at the Los Angeles Stars Film Festival.
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s no academy award but last night our film -Supply Side Jesus- won Best Feature Film at the Los Angeles Stars Film Festival.
I have a 1st draft. On to revisions.
I’m in the 1st draft phase where everything I write is shit but I have to keep going.
February 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have a 1st draft. On to revisions.