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Michael Rakoff
@michaelrakoff.bsky.social
Screenwriter.

Dynasty Fantasy Football Enthusiast.

Kahu 🐈‍⬛ 🐕 🐱 🐶 🐰 🐟

Married to the wonderful mother of cats 🐈‍⬛ ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Saying it’s a fact that he knew when that is very much not clear is the disconnect.
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Literal Nazis are running the country. Trump’s SS is rounding up people off the street based on the color of their skin. As much as the establishment wants him to be, Platner is not a Nazi. When the DSCC oppo dump shows me Platner posting shit like this I will withdraw my support.
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
No Kings today in Pasadena. Great turnout.
June 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I launched a steampunk lamp Etsy shop in honor of my cat Shade, who recently passed away. It’s helped me put my energy into something constructive. 10% of all my sales will go to The Pet Fund, a non-profit that helps families with emergency vet bills. Etsy shop is in the comments. Here goes nothing.
May 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Not a bad haul for a rookie draft.
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Got the league good with this April fools trade. Get your league mates while you can. Just make sure the commish is on board.
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I got BTJ. Had to say goodbye to the sweet prince but I think the tier up is worth it. 26 1st should be late.
March 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
March 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
You hate to see it but at least I got a chip.
March 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Took my boy outside today to work on his fast break alley-oop. Took us a second to link up but eventually we got it. ❄️ 🏀 🐕
March 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Which side?
March 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Last night our film “Supply Side Jesus” took home Best Feature Film at the Los Angeles Stars Film Festival.
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s no academy award but last night our film -Supply Side Jesus- won Best Feature Film at the Los Angeles Stars Film Festival.
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 2:32 AM
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
George is rolling in his grave #Soto
December 9, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Been frantically checking every 5 minutes that there is no stat correction to give it to him
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 3:16 AM
It’s that time of year where it’s ok to say goodbye to the teams that didn’t make it.
November 28, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I have to adapt my horror pilot into a feature. Two completely different beasts. Can’t stress that enough.
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 AM