Michael Michaels
@michaelmichaels.bsky.social
Virgo• Ʀoβoŧ•Ӎūse. All of this happened…more or less
The difference between a chestnut & walnut
depends on how long you edge😅😛
depends on how long you edge😅😛
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The difference between a chestnut & walnut
depends on how long you edge😅😛
depends on how long you edge😅😛
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January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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A lot of Gay men get their feelings hurt because other guys are sexually attracted to them but not interested in them. But if we’re being honest with ourselves, a lot of you are quite boring.
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
A lot of Gay men get their feelings hurt because other guys are sexually attracted to them but not interested in them. But if we’re being honest with ourselves, a lot of you are quite boring.
Some people look at life, much like this glass and say its half empty. You know what I say when I look at this glass....where in the hell is my waiter??!!!
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Some people look at life, much like this glass and say its half empty. You know what I say when I look at this glass....where in the hell is my waiter??!!!
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i have been meaning to write something longer about how the various ideologies of the tech right are just warmed over pro-slavery apologetics
So much of the reactionary tech elite and rationalist movements' views, epitomized in Elon Musk, are indistinguishable from Calhounism. Here is Calhoun's famous 1948 speech arguing that Jefferson's assertion that "all men are created equal" was wrong. teachingamericanhistory.org/document/spe...
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
i have been meaning to write something longer about how the various ideologies of the tech right are just warmed over pro-slavery apologetics
I need my nclecta ate. Heavy on the "N”.
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I need my nclecta ate. Heavy on the "N”.
I asked him if he wanted to fuck and he’s been typing for 7 minutes….
a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
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media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I asked him if he wanted to fuck and he’s been typing for 7 minutes….
If you are someone who believes in body counts and that they reset at the new year…congratulations! You’re starting fresh. Let’s try and hit 100 this year. Let’s score BIG!
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
If you are someone who believes in body counts and that they reset at the new year…congratulations! You’re starting fresh. Let’s try and hit 100 this year. Let’s score BIG!
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Can we PLEASE leave the angry “About Me” sections on dating profiles in 2025!
What do you mean “Fuck all you niggas. I’m not wasting my time talking to yall. You’re probably not my type anyway.”
What do you mean “Fuck all you niggas. I’m not wasting my time talking to yall. You’re probably not my type anyway.”
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two microphones in front of an american flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two microphones in front of an american flag
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Can we PLEASE leave the angry “About Me” sections on dating profiles in 2025!
What do you mean “Fuck all you niggas. I’m not wasting my time talking to yall. You’re probably not my type anyway.”
What do you mean “Fuck all you niggas. I’m not wasting my time talking to yall. You’re probably not my type anyway.”
If you didn’t get to have one last fuck of 2025, I hope you get to have your first fuck of 2026 today!!! 😈😈😈
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If you didn’t get to have one last fuck of 2025, I hope you get to have your first fuck of 2026 today!!! 😈😈😈
The Hooded Justice episode of Watchmen, This Extraordinary Being, continues to be one of the most powerful hours of TV ever produced.
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Hooded Justice episode of Watchmen, This Extraordinary Being, continues to be one of the most powerful hours of TV ever produced.
Normal widows: "I miss my husband."
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Normal widows: "I miss my husband."
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
Gay People: How did the cops find out about our cruising spots?!
Yt Gays:
Yt Gays:
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Gay People: How did the cops find out about our cruising spots?!
Yt Gays:
Yt Gays:
I used to be afraid of dating as a Gay of a particular age, but over the past 2-3yrs I’ve let that go. I let my idea of what I was looking for evolve and it opened up worlds for me. I didn’t lower my standards. I expanded them. I was holding on to stupid ideals from when I was young and for why?
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I used to be afraid of dating as a Gay of a particular age, but over the past 2-3yrs I’ve let that go. I let my idea of what I was looking for evolve and it opened up worlds for me. I didn’t lower my standards. I expanded them. I was holding on to stupid ideals from when I was young and for why?
I have BEEN saying this…if it wasn’t for the racism, a lot more Black people, and specifically Black Gays, would be Republican. And that’s not even a sticking point anymore!
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have BEEN saying this…if it wasn’t for the racism, a lot more Black people, and specifically Black Gays, would be Republican. And that’s not even a sticking point anymore!
I think one BIG thing that is difficult for a lot of us to reconcile is that…it was never gonna be you. It will never be you. Especially on social media. The guy you think is cute and you find out he dates/fucks____men? It was never gonna be you, regardless.
December 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think one BIG thing that is difficult for a lot of us to reconcile is that…it was never gonna be you. It will never be you. Especially on social media. The guy you think is cute and you find out he dates/fucks____men? It was never gonna be you, regardless.
Gays…open relationships probably aren’t the problem. You are. Who are you choosing? Why are you choosing them? What are these men offering you from the jump that makes you believe they might be “the one”?
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gays…open relationships probably aren’t the problem. You are. Who are you choosing? Why are you choosing them? What are these men offering you from the jump that makes you believe they might be “the one”?
Ghost of Christmas Past
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ghost of Christmas Past
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
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Both parties are the same but the last time Dems held all 3 branches of government we got the Civil Rights Act, Voting Rights Act, Jobs Corp, Medicaid, etc.
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Both parties are the same but the last time Dems held all 3 branches of government we got the Civil Rights Act, Voting Rights Act, Jobs Corp, Medicaid, etc.
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I feel like we don’t honor Sylvester enough in this community. One of the first openly-gay singers, Sylvester paved the way for a lot of queer artists, though he had such a short life and wasn’t accepted enough during times when we were majorly denied access to showcase our true identity. 🖤
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I feel like we don’t honor Sylvester enough in this community. One of the first openly-gay singers, Sylvester paved the way for a lot of queer artists, though he had such a short life and wasn’t accepted enough during times when we were majorly denied access to showcase our true identity. 🖤
Butch Queen with a fat ass 🎂
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Butch Queen with a fat ass 🎂
This man saw women voting, Black people moving into town, and Indigenous people holding community meetings and said nah, get the clown…
#itwelcometoderry #welcometoderry #pennywise #pennywisetheclown #pennywisethedancingclown #stephenkingsit #hbomax
#itwelcometoderry #welcometoderry #pennywise #pennywisetheclown #pennywisethedancingclown #stephenkingsit #hbomax
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This man saw women voting, Black people moving into town, and Indigenous people holding community meetings and said nah, get the clown…
#itwelcometoderry #welcometoderry #pennywise #pennywisetheclown #pennywisethedancingclown #stephenkingsit #hbomax
#itwelcometoderry #welcometoderry #pennywise #pennywisetheclown #pennywisethedancingclown #stephenkingsit #hbomax