@michaeljtowle.bsky.social
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You don’t what?
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 PM
You don’t what?
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It’s Infrastructure Week in Venezuela all year long.
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
It’s Infrastructure Week in Venezuela all year long.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance.
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
DC man accused of throwing sandwich at federal officer released from custody
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive.
www.wusa9.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Subway sandwich guy has been released on his own recognizance.
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
His attorney argued the felony charge was excessive, and the judge agreed.
Oh, and he’s a USAF veteran.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the US Constitution can go fuck itself.
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that the US Constitution can go fuck itself.
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WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…”
A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
June 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
WATCH: “This is f*cking kidnapping! That’s not your badge… I do have a little bit of education… get the f*ck out of here, racial profiling is illegal…”
A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
A brave woman melts ice 🧊 💪🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DLOWbEs...
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Nazi Germany, 1935: “Was President Hindenburg mentally fit in 1932?”
May 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Nazi Germany, 1935: “Was President Hindenburg mentally fit in 1932?”
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Bingo
I don't see how any business could make any plans for investment or capital expenditure in the next 90 days
April 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Bingo
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Everyone knows that the correct place to share classified information about military actions is in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
March 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Everyone knows that the correct place to share classified information about military actions is in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago.
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All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.
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I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again: where oh, where are all of those strict constitutionalists demanding that the executive branch’s power and reach is limited in their very, very very limited government view?
a man in a suit is holding a jacket over his shoulder
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket over his shoulder
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ve asked it before and I’ll ask it again: where oh, where are all of those strict constitutionalists demanding that the executive branch’s power and reach is limited in their very, very very limited government view?
It's a proposal.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's a proposal.
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2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
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If Zuckerberg is having a midlife crisis, why can’t he just buy a piss-yellow convertible like every other jagoff and leave us alone?
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If Zuckerberg is having a midlife crisis, why can’t he just buy a piss-yellow convertible like every other jagoff and leave us alone?
"Needling him?" C'mon CNN. Quit sanewashing.
#sanewashing. #complicitmedia.
www.cnn.com/2025/01/09/w...
#sanewashing. #complicitmedia.
www.cnn.com/2025/01/09/w...
Trudeau responds to Trump needling him about annexing Canada | CNN
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sits down with CNN’s Jake Tapper to discuss his decision to step down as the country’s prime minister and President-elect Trump needling him about annexing Canad...
www.cnn.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"Needling him?" C'mon CNN. Quit sanewashing.
#sanewashing. #complicitmedia.
www.cnn.com/2025/01/09/w...
#sanewashing. #complicitmedia.
www.cnn.com/2025/01/09/w...
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During Jimmy Carter's funeral, Mike Pence and Trump appeared together in public for the first time since Jan. 6.
Karen Pence remained seated and did not shake Trump's hand.
Karen Pence remained seated and did not shake Trump's hand.
January 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
During Jimmy Carter's funeral, Mike Pence and Trump appeared together in public for the first time since Jan. 6.
Karen Pence remained seated and did not shake Trump's hand.
Karen Pence remained seated and did not shake Trump's hand.
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Trump is a PINO: President in Name Only
On CNN tonight, former Rep Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) is referring to “President Elon” and “Vice President Trump”
December 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Trump is a PINO: President in Name Only
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If President Trump can remain completely sober while sexually abusing women, then that's the least we can ask of Pete Hegseth.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 AM
If President Trump can remain completely sober while sexually abusing women, then that's the least we can ask of Pete Hegseth.
For me, one of the most disturbing things about the situation in South Korea is how readliy the military attacked the National Assembly.
December 4, 2024 at 1:41 PM
For me, one of the most disturbing things about the situation in South Korea is how readliy the military attacked the National Assembly.
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I think you could argue a bunch of different takes on the Hunter Biden pardon, clearly! People have!
But it seems *INSANE* to have dozens of stories and a fucking live blog on this given everything else that's so much more consequential happening right now.
But it seems *INSANE* to have dozens of stories and a fucking live blog on this given everything else that's so much more consequential happening right now.
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I think you could argue a bunch of different takes on the Hunter Biden pardon, clearly! People have!
But it seems *INSANE* to have dozens of stories and a fucking live blog on this given everything else that's so much more consequential happening right now.
But it seems *INSANE* to have dozens of stories and a fucking live blog on this given everything else that's so much more consequential happening right now.
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Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
A Chinese national, charged with fraud by the SEC, just sent Donald Trump $18 million
Chinese Crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun paid $6.2 million for a banana — sold by Sotheby's as conceptual art — and then ate it last Friday.
popular.info
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post
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Holy shit you guys, people over here know the difference between “to” and “too” and “your” and “you’re.”
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Holy shit you guys, people over here know the difference between “to” and “too” and “your” and “you’re.”
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
Maybe heaven does exist after all.
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Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.
November 17, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.