Michael Bailey
@michaelb92.bsky.social
Recording & Mix engineer. Music maker. Eejit.
The sort of thing that will be remembered the instant Wesley makes the press, who will have shithoused him into No. 10, look like idiots.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The sort of thing that will be remembered the instant Wesley makes the press, who will have shithoused him into No. 10, look like idiots.
If I didn’t want the greens to make gains, I would simply use my massive parliamentary majority and 4 years left in government to materially improve people’s lives
Darren knows that come the next election, Bristol is turning even more Green.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Greens’ ‘undeliverable’ promises will let voters down, says Labour minister
Exclusive: Darren Jones says Labour has to convince young people it is ‘modern party of the future’
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If I didn’t want the greens to make gains, I would simply use my massive parliamentary majority and 4 years left in government to materially improve people’s lives
Probably worth asking why, on both sides of the Atlantic, journalism as a profession is so rotten to its core that Teen Vogue stood out for its hard-hitting political reporting in the first place.
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Probably worth asking why, on both sides of the Atlantic, journalism as a profession is so rotten to its core that Teen Vogue stood out for its hard-hitting political reporting in the first place.
A Labour MP 2 days ago:
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A Labour MP 2 days ago:
You’re laughing. Keir Starmer is on track to lose his seat to the greens and you’re laughing.
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You’re laughing. Keir Starmer is on track to lose his seat to the greens and you’re laughing.
When fans of shite football teams say “we need a relegation to sort us out”
Yes, Keir Starmer is Britain’s most unpopular PM ever. That could liberate him | Polly Toynbee
Yes, Keir Starmer is Britain’s most unpopular PM ever. That could liberate him | Polly Toynbee
Forget the public vitriol and use the next four years to get things done – first and foremost, whatever it takes to stop Reform, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When fans of shite football teams say “we need a relegation to sort us out”
Reposted by Michael Bailey
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The important thing here is that Starmer and the people around him will get some nice cushy gigs at big tech companies once this government is turfed out… the general public? Fuck the lot of you. 🌹🇬🇧
EXCLUSIVE: The British government is preparing to roll back on its pledge to make Big Tech companies pay for scams in its upcoming fraud strategy.
Banks furious as UK shies away from making Big Tech pay for fraud
Prime Minister Keir Starmer pledged before the election to put tech giants on the hook for fraud.
www.politico.eu
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The important thing here is that Starmer and the people around him will get some nice cushy gigs at big tech companies once this government is turfed out… the general public? Fuck the lot of you. 🌹🇬🇧
Reposted by Michael Bailey
Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.
Worth bearing in mind that The Times more than any other newspaper sets the tone for everything the current government does… and that’s going very well for everyone, isn’t it?
Another day. Another clutching of pearls hit piece.
Today courtesy of the Times. I'm not sure if the Daily Mail or the Express are on the rota tomorrow?
You know what to do:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Today courtesy of the Times. I'm not sure if the Daily Mail or the Express are on the rota tomorrow?
You know what to do:
Join.greenparty.org.uk
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Worth bearing in mind that The Times more than any other newspaper sets the tone for everything the current government does… and that’s going very well for everyone, isn’t it?
Broke: Cultural Marxism
Bespoke: Political Islam
Bespoke: Political Islam
They mean: we do not intend to face negative consequences for our complicity and if anyone tries to enforce them, we will burn everything to the ground
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Broke: Cultural Marxism
Bespoke: Political Islam
Bespoke: Political Islam
Ronay’s always been a smug, sanctimonious cunt but somehow making this, over multiple paragraphs, about Zack Polanski is taking the piss even by his standards.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ronay’s always been a smug, sanctimonious cunt but somehow making this, over multiple paragraphs, about Zack Polanski is taking the piss even by his standards.
Whenever something like this comes up, I’m always reminded of Israel deliberately murdering British aid workers, and our government basically kicking their grieving families into the long grass.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
October 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whenever something like this comes up, I’m always reminded of Israel deliberately murdering British aid workers, and our government basically kicking their grieving families into the long grass.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
“So that’s it, after 65 years? So long, good luck?”
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“So that’s it, after 65 years? So long, good luck?”
America gets its own taste of a brand of nonsense we have been putting out for years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
America gets its own taste of a brand of nonsense we have been putting out for years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Human rights lawyer™️, progressive patriot®️, to British citizens: Drop Dead
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Human rights lawyer™️, progressive patriot®️, to British citizens: Drop Dead
Reposted by Michael Bailey
If they didn’t blink at the IDF deliberately splattering three British ex-squaddies who were guarding an aid group convoy from a charity that has Barack Obama as a patron, then I’d guess they won’t give a fuck about activists they despise and are probably glad are far away.
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
October 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If they didn’t blink at the IDF deliberately splattering three British ex-squaddies who were guarding an aid group convoy from a charity that has Barack Obama as a patron, then I’d guess they won’t give a fuck about activists they despise and are probably glad are far away.
Nothing says patriotism and Britishness like becoming a bunch of evangelical yank cunts
For those who take a niche interest in the Americanisation of UK rightwing politics, formerly Tory-linked student group Turning Point are increasingly going down the Charlie Kirk-type evangelical path.
[Not the point, but I love the idea of 2025 Soho being some hotbed of sin]
[Not the point, but I love the idea of 2025 Soho being some hotbed of sin]
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Nothing says patriotism and Britishness like becoming a bunch of evangelical yank cunts
Just amazing that when we do get our balls-out fascist government in the not too distant future, they won’t even really need to do anything to get rolling, because ‘The Centre-Left Party™️’ have willingly, deliberately built all the apparatus for them.
NEW: Home Office announces planned new anti-protest powers, mainly aimed at pro-Gaza protests like those for Palestine Action. Police will be able to consider the "cumulative impact" of repeated protests and potentially order that they be relocated.
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just amazing that when we do get our balls-out fascist government in the not too distant future, they won’t even really need to do anything to get rolling, because ‘The Centre-Left Party™️’ have willingly, deliberately built all the apparatus for them.
We’re the King’s Army, and we’re here to do the most puritanical-American-right nonsense imaginable.
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We’re the King’s Army, and we’re here to do the most puritanical-American-right nonsense imaginable.
Reposted by Michael Bailey
Roaring denunciation for anyone stating publicly that the Palestinians are human beings with rights who shouldn’t be slaughtered with total impunity; polite applause for swearing friendship to the fascist government that’s been handing out machine guns to civilians, for use on its subject population
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Roaring denunciation for anyone stating publicly that the Palestinians are human beings with rights who shouldn’t be slaughtered with total impunity; polite applause for swearing friendship to the fascist government that’s been handing out machine guns to civilians, for use on its subject population
If I were Prime Minister and I wanted to make a big song and dance about how patriotic I am, I simply wouldn’t give a foreign politician carte blanche to constantly talk shit about the democratically elected mayor of OUR capital city.
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If I were Prime Minister and I wanted to make a big song and dance about how patriotic I am, I simply wouldn’t give a foreign politician carte blanche to constantly talk shit about the democratically elected mayor of OUR capital city.
Tony Blair makes you want to believe in the concept of Hell, just so he can go there when he dies.
This is what Blair’s team created together with BCG
September 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tony Blair makes you want to believe in the concept of Hell, just so he can go there when he dies.
Evergreen moment from The Eric Andre Show
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Evergreen moment from The Eric Andre Show