@michaedean.bsky.social
Dear Jesus help me please. Michael, if you're out there stop me some pucks.
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Dear Jesus help me please. Michael, if you're out there stop me some pucks.
Heavenly Father, thank you berry much for helping me survive that game. God help them because they don't have any talent to help themselves.
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Heavenly Father, thank you berry much for helping me survive that game. God help them because they don't have any talent to help themselves.
An Irish man and a Scott's man go to a cocktail bar. A gay cocktail bar for free drinks. Bitches.
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 AM
An Irish man and a Scott's man go to a cocktail bar. A gay cocktail bar for free drinks. Bitches.
And the Flash and Captain Marvel rolled all into one. Mang.
This team sucks so bad.
This team sucks so bad.
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 AM
And the Flash and Captain Marvel rolled all into one. Mang.
This team sucks so bad.
This team sucks so bad.
Yeah man. I was like Neo out there.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Yeah man. I was like Neo out there.
Da Illusion for drive my nuts crazy. "Da world is a stage and we are merely the players."
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Da Illusion for drive my nuts crazy. "Da world is a stage and we are merely the players."
Hey man! Are you goth?
January 23, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Hey man! Are you goth?
I wash my balls with Ylang Ylang shampoo.
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I wash my balls with Ylang Ylang shampoo.
Listen! Why are we here? Who said: My for hairy balls!?
Why. The universe is so big.
Why. The universe is so big.
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Listen! Why are we here? Who said: My for hairy balls!?
Why. The universe is so big.
Why. The universe is so big.
Buddy! You need some sun. Take vitamin D too.
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Buddy! You need some sun. Take vitamin D too.
Who's Verve and Billy-Bob?
January 23, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Who's Verve and Billy-Bob?
Spirit body and... soul.
January 23, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Spirit body and... soul.
And the twin brothers John and James said: We are going to be the best looking guys in Heaven. Number one! Da best! Rrrrrrr...
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
And the twin brothers John and James said: We are going to be the best looking guys in Heaven. Number one! Da best! Rrrrrrr...
I just for checking. Because I hear someone choking is chicken. Dat's why.
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I just for checking. Because I hear someone choking is chicken. Dat's why.
And the giraffe said to the water buffalo: I don't think we can make this work. Rrrrrrrr.
January 23, 2026 at 10:22 AM
And the giraffe said to the water buffalo: I don't think we can make this work. Rrrrrrrr.
Ah please no come for dis place. Berry bad here. So hot I burn da hairs on my balls.
January 23, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Ah please no come for dis place. Berry bad here. So hot I burn da hairs on my balls.
Da poor bastards. Da devilsh lie to dem and convinces da stupid peoples. Sex sex sex. Big (censored)'n deal! Get you some manners and charm. I don't know? Read books?
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Da poor bastards. Da devilsh lie to dem and convinces da stupid peoples. Sex sex sex. Big (censored)'n deal! Get you some manners and charm. I don't know? Read books?
The devilsh confuse people and bring dem here. Berry sneaky.
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 AM
The devilsh confuse people and bring dem here. Berry sneaky.
