michaedean.bsky.social
@michaedean.bsky.social
Help me! I think I have fallen in love.
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Look! You are equal. What dat mean? It means you are just as important as the highest. Yes. I for read da bible a little bit. Highest of creation. What? Heirs, fellow heirs.
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sometimes I ask myself if I have a soul. Sometimes I shave my balls twice on Sundays.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Dean Winchester, Portuguese Dean Winchester.
Is da best for comedy and for a little religion some times.

The music? As I call him: The modern groovy Ludwig van Beethoven of D.J.'s of all time.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Don't be a dope have some hope.
Canadian grass is da best.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I say old chaps!

"How old are they?!"

They're so old they fart dust.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
How do I know? I believe. Faith, the breath of God ignited my faith.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Groovy baby! Cool daddy-o.
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sea snails wit piri-piri sauce. Cooked.
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Leave the door open! I can't breathe!
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The smell is killing me!
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I can't stop farting. I think I have an allergy to wheat.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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