Micah Weil and his Magical Bag of Anxiety!
@micahweil.bsky.social
Raccoon, visionary, cranky old jackass.
Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board
Does not have the stamina for this anymore, but continues to fight.
Will use his body to defend those who need it against those that would do them harm.
Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board
Does not have the stamina for this anymore, but continues to fight.
Will use his body to defend those who need it against those that would do them harm.
Pinned
It's 12:30 PM my time, and I've had time at work to reset the old thinker. So, let's do this.
My name is Micah Weil. Raccoon. Non-binary. Inheritor of the one true "The End is Nigh" sandwich board. Exhausted. Have not fucked a couch.
And I am still here. I will continue to be here out of spite. 🧵
My name is Micah Weil. Raccoon. Non-binary. Inheritor of the one true "The End is Nigh" sandwich board. Exhausted. Have not fucked a couch.
And I am still here. I will continue to be here out of spite. 🧵
Again, cannot stress enough the sudden cultural importance of Hoobastank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJ2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJ2...
Without A Fight
YouTube video by Hoobastank - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Again, cannot stress enough the sudden cultural importance of Hoobastank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJ2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJ2...
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Ugh...weather's got my face rotting and leaking. So many sneezes and snot.
Luckily, I can watch my work compy comfortably from the couch and Pluto TV is still running my medicinal Bob Baker era Price is Right...
Luckily, I can watch my work compy comfortably from the couch and Pluto TV is still running my medicinal Bob Baker era Price is Right...
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Ugh...weather's got my face rotting and leaking. So many sneezes and snot.
Luckily, I can watch my work compy comfortably from the couch and Pluto TV is still running my medicinal Bob Baker era Price is Right...
Luckily, I can watch my work compy comfortably from the couch and Pluto TV is still running my medicinal Bob Baker era Price is Right...
Didn't think I'd ever see the Gul Dukat parody account of Donny Boy's Truth Social break character...
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Didn't think I'd ever see the Gul Dukat parody account of Donny Boy's Truth Social break character...
...it's about time Gritty got his law degree...
"Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
...it's about time Gritty got his law degree...
...wonder who would be named in the "Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants" if it were written today...
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 AM
...wonder who would be named in the "Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants" if it were written today...
...kinda want "sports desk" style coverage of that if it happens...
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 8:29 PM
...kinda want "sports desk" style coverage of that if it happens...
This is DMTv
(Courtesy of Dominion Media Television on Facebook)
Also, I worked hard on that alt text, dammit...
(Courtesy of Dominion Media Television on Facebook)
Also, I worked hard on that alt text, dammit...
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This is DMTv
(Courtesy of Dominion Media Television on Facebook)
Also, I worked hard on that alt text, dammit...
(Courtesy of Dominion Media Television on Facebook)
Also, I worked hard on that alt text, dammit...
...feel like the second that someone mentions "High IQ" as a qualifier for quality, not only should anything they have to say be invalidated and ignored, but you should be allowed one free pot-shot to their mouth.
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
...feel like the second that someone mentions "High IQ" as a qualifier for quality, not only should anything they have to say be invalidated and ignored, but you should be allowed one free pot-shot to their mouth.
Didn't lose power (yet), no calls yesterday...once again, my anxiety was unwarranted. At least there's all this ketracel white on the ground...
January 25, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Didn't lose power (yet), no calls yesterday...once again, my anxiety was unwarranted. At least there's all this ketracel white on the ground...
At some point, they're going to find themselves facing an America Wizard and learn all about the spell "Magus Dumpus"...
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
At some point, they're going to find themselves facing an America Wizard and learn all about the spell "Magus Dumpus"...
...when was someone going to tell me there was a House of the Dead: Voyager game?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8cG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8cG...
Star Trek: Voyager – The Arcade Game
YouTube video by Insert Coin
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
...when was someone going to tell me there was a House of the Dead: Voyager game?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8cG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8cG...
Weekend on-call. One of our customers is recovering from a crisis caused by another team. Weather patterns make it look like a lot of us are going to start losing power, my neighborhood especially.
I am sitting here, paralyzed to do anything because my phone might ring.
This is gonna be ugly.
I am sitting here, paralyzed to do anything because my phone might ring.
This is gonna be ugly.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Weekend on-call. One of our customers is recovering from a crisis caused by another team. Weather patterns make it look like a lot of us are going to start losing power, my neighborhood especially.
I am sitting here, paralyzed to do anything because my phone might ring.
This is gonna be ugly.
I am sitting here, paralyzed to do anything because my phone might ring.
This is gonna be ugly.
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WA state pals: there is currently a state bill (HB2641) that will ban certain federal officers (ICE) from employment at any state law enforcement.
Read the bill here: lawfilesext.leg.wa.gov/biennium/202...
Comment here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2641
Share and comment!
Read the bill here: lawfilesext.leg.wa.gov/biennium/202...
Comment here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2641
Share and comment!
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
WA state pals: there is currently a state bill (HB2641) that will ban certain federal officers (ICE) from employment at any state law enforcement.
Read the bill here: lawfilesext.leg.wa.gov/biennium/202...
Comment here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2641
Share and comment!
Read the bill here: lawfilesext.leg.wa.gov/biennium/202...
Comment here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2641
Share and comment!
There's three...
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
There's three...
...I feel that second one IN MY MARROW.
Having feelings for Star Trek characters in 1992: Wow he is so handsome and I swoon when he smiles and I wish I was Troi…These must be the hormones they told me about
Having feelings for Star Trek characters in 2026: IF ANYONE HURTS MY KLINGON SON I WILL CHANNEL LURA THOK AND IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY
Having feelings for Star Trek characters in 2026: IF ANYONE HURTS MY KLINGON SON I WILL CHANNEL LURA THOK AND IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
...I feel that second one IN MY MARROW.
...Thok and Reno?! FUCK YEAH!
OFFA TO AO3 FOR SOME LIGHT READING!
OFFA TO AO3 FOR SOME LIGHT READING!
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
...Thok and Reno?! FUCK YEAH!
OFFA TO AO3 FOR SOME LIGHT READING!
OFFA TO AO3 FOR SOME LIGHT READING!
"What is a mouse? A meowserable pile of squeakrets!"
*gently baps wine glass off the table*
*gently baps wine glass off the table*
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
"What is a mouse? A meowserable pile of squeakrets!"
*gently baps wine glass off the table*
*gently baps wine glass off the table*
Co-workers: "Hey, have you seen the new Masters of the Universe trailer? This is going to be awesome! I hope they nod to some of the memes."
Me: "It's got Jared Leto in it."
Them: "FUCK!"
Me: "It's got Jared Leto in it."
Them: "FUCK!"
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Co-workers: "Hey, have you seen the new Masters of the Universe trailer? This is going to be awesome! I hope they nod to some of the memes."
Me: "It's got Jared Leto in it."
Them: "FUCK!"
Me: "It's got Jared Leto in it."
Them: "FUCK!"
...they are now being attacked.
There's one more step after this, and I'm not allowed to say what it is because it'll violate terms of service for BlueSky, but boy howdy is it coming...
There's one more step after this, and I'm not allowed to say what it is because it'll violate terms of service for BlueSky, but boy howdy is it coming...
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
...they are now being attacked.
There's one more step after this, and I'm not allowed to say what it is because it'll violate terms of service for BlueSky, but boy howdy is it coming...
There's one more step after this, and I'm not allowed to say what it is because it'll violate terms of service for BlueSky, but boy howdy is it coming...
🎶Can you imaging what we put up with now
Generals and morons say we are still as proud🎶
Entirely too many songs from the 80s were fucking prophecy.
🎶Don't forget that we're nearing December🎶
Generals and morons say we are still as proud🎶
Entirely too many songs from the 80s were fucking prophecy.
🎶Don't forget that we're nearing December🎶
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🎶Can you imaging what we put up with now
Generals and morons say we are still as proud🎶
Entirely too many songs from the 80s were fucking prophecy.
🎶Don't forget that we're nearing December🎶
Generals and morons say we are still as proud🎶
Entirely too many songs from the 80s were fucking prophecy.
🎶Don't forget that we're nearing December🎶
There could be more, but we haven't found data centers and easy access to these AI bros.
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
There could be more, but we haven't found data centers and easy access to these AI bros.
Ya know, part of me wants to see someone just start dismantling Trump's bullshit while he's forced to watch, peppering it with phrases like "this fucking idiot".
Wonder if that would cause him to implode so badly he turns into a black hole...
Wonder if that would cause him to implode so badly he turns into a black hole...
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Ya know, part of me wants to see someone just start dismantling Trump's bullshit while he's forced to watch, peppering it with phrases like "this fucking idiot".
Wonder if that would cause him to implode so badly he turns into a black hole...
Wonder if that would cause him to implode so badly he turns into a black hole...