kenzie
@miaukenzie.bsky.social
• Internet liar and illustrator
• I will argue back for $150
she/her || 🚫AI🚫 || mixed || 21+
Austin, TX
• I will argue back for $150
she/her || 🚫AI🚫 || mixed || 21+
Austin, TX
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Why somebody knock on my door as soon as I start pooping wtf
February 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Why somebody knock on my door as soon as I start pooping wtf
The kind of inconvenience, if not outright discrimination, I think of when I see “Japan is living in 3026”
In today's episode of "let's beat up on foreigners for no reason," The Japanese Language Proficiency Test (JLPT) announced that tourists will no longer be able to take the test inside Japan - only residents. No indication of exactly what problem this new rule is trying to solve.
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
The kind of inconvenience, if not outright discrimination, I think of when I see “Japan is living in 3026”
I joined a Japanese challenge bc idk and anyway I got placed into the high intermediate class which was very validating bc sometimes I feel like I am lying when I say I am fairly functional
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I joined a Japanese challenge bc idk and anyway I got placed into the high intermediate class which was very validating bc sometimes I feel like I am lying when I say I am fairly functional
I went to an acupuncture consultation and I understand that the point is to complete a treatment plan but the way you have to pay for the entire treatment instead of per session 💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I went to an acupuncture consultation and I understand that the point is to complete a treatment plan but the way you have to pay for the entire treatment instead of per session 💔
The moment I was released from the shackles of planning a pastel wedding…it will go down in history…textbooks will be writing about me
January 28, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The moment I was released from the shackles of planning a pastel wedding…it will go down in history…textbooks will be writing about me
Asked for a specific example at work so I could do some comparison and the customer said “you can look at anything”
Notice how anything he not a specific example
Notice how anything he not a specific example
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Asked for a specific example at work so I could do some comparison and the customer said “you can look at anything”
Notice how anything he not a specific example
Notice how anything he not a specific example
BOOTS! That’s my ego boost
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
BOOTS! That’s my ego boost
$284 for expired registration now they know they are not serious
January 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
$284 for expired registration now they know they are not serious
Company climate and sustainability survey went out today and they got a sizable few paragraphs from me 😀
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Company climate and sustainability survey went out today and they got a sizable few paragraphs from me 😀
How it feels pretending I don’t notice im actively being ignored by someone who wants my fiancé
a smiley face with a big smile and a big mouth
ALT: a smiley face with a big smile and a big mouth
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 AM
How it feels pretending I don’t notice im actively being ignored by someone who wants my fiancé
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Men are getting addicted to sports betting & prediction markets when they could be giving money to beautiful women who love them
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Men are getting addicted to sports betting & prediction markets when they could be giving money to beautiful women who love them
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The homosexual urge to blame Grimes for everything
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The homosexual urge to blame Grimes for everything
Had the displeasure of being seated next to the only other Americans at dinner tonight while they were discussing ICE and how Minnesotan protestors are sheep. In Mexico City mind you.
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Had the displeasure of being seated next to the only other Americans at dinner tonight while they were discussing ICE and how Minnesotan protestors are sheep. In Mexico City mind you.
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Hate the Mexico City airport so far but I’m hereeee 😍
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Hate the Mexico City airport so far but I’m hereeee 😍
Was about to join a new gym but their website and Instagram is full of weird AI posts so…not that one
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Was about to join a new gym but their website and Instagram is full of weird AI posts so…not that one
What can I do to stop attracting people with limerence 😭😭😭 girl I’m bored let’s develop a secure attachment style
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
What can I do to stop attracting people with limerence 😭😭😭 girl I’m bored let’s develop a secure attachment style
I hate being a little sick but the worst part has got to be having a weird taste in my mouth and feeling like my breath is gross bc of it like damn is the coughing not enough
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I hate being a little sick but the worst part has got to be having a weird taste in my mouth and feeling like my breath is gross bc of it like damn is the coughing not enough
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I know I'm not surprising anyone with that but Frieren is so good damn autistic, like not just coded but full ON THE SPECTRUMEST OF SPECTRUMS
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I know I'm not surprising anyone with that but Frieren is so good damn autistic, like not just coded but full ON THE SPECTRUMEST OF SPECTRUMS
Booked 2 Pilates classes during my quick stay in Mexico City and my total is $26. At a boutique studio.
At my national chain studio in America one class is $35.
At my national chain studio in America one class is $35.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Booked 2 Pilates classes during my quick stay in Mexico City and my total is $26. At a boutique studio.
At my national chain studio in America one class is $35.
At my national chain studio in America one class is $35.
Very interesting to see Alysa Liu return to Olympic skating on her own terms and then people in the comments saying her hair is too distracting and not professional. Mind you, she will be at the Olympics. Which is more professional than anything most people ever attempt
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Very interesting to see Alysa Liu return to Olympic skating on her own terms and then people in the comments saying her hair is too distracting and not professional. Mind you, she will be at the Olympics. Which is more professional than anything most people ever attempt
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You'll hear "you're overreacting" the entire time all the way up until the sky falls down
March 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You'll hear "you're overreacting" the entire time all the way up until the sky falls down
Invertebrate response
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Invertebrate response
I never really wore jeans so I did not ever consider that I may be petite but every pair I’ve worn lately I step on them when I walk 😭
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I never really wore jeans so I did not ever consider that I may be petite but every pair I’ve worn lately I step on them when I walk 😭